Alchemy, Officers, and Contests
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did, I wouldn't say so.
Note: I was going to write something else for this chapter, but then I changed my mind and I'm going to save it for later. Oh, has anyone played Dragon Ball Z Budokai 3? When can you unlock Trunks? He's so good looking (but Roy, on the other hand. . .RAR)
Episode TWELVE
Havoc's Mysterious Fanmail
It was unbelievable. Truly. Havoc walked over to his desk, and do you know what he saw? A letter, signed by a secret admirer. It had heart stickers on it. PINK, heart stickers. And smelled of a perfume that was sure to make anyone think they're dreaming. The blond man thought he could recognize the handwriting, and see if it could be Riza or the flower shop girl or Armstrong's sister (no, I have not seen episode 37)(yet) or maybe some guy or something.
Sadly, he couldn't make out who's handwriting it was.
NEXT DAY
Havoc walked over to his desk, and saw two more letters on it, one from the same one yesterday, and the other from someone new. The man decided he had to investigate.
Fan letters came from the same two people. Although, they were coming more and more each day. He imagined one of them saying "I can see me stalking nobody but you, for all my life."
Someone had to stop this. Before somebody was killed!
TWO WEEKS AFTER NEXT DAY
Havoc burst into the colonel's office, causing an avalanche of letters to fall in after him. Roy widened his eyes in surprised.
"Are those for me?" he asked. "I'm very flattered, Havoc, but I don't date men, if you remember."
"No, of course they're not for you!" Havoc wheezed. "I've been getting these things for days, from the same two SECRET ADMIRERS and it's driving me mad!" Roy remained quiet for a second and then went back to paperwork.
"Not my problem." he said.
"B-but Sir!" Havoc cried.
"No buts, Lieutenant. You should be glad you're getting fanmail. It's not everyday that you do."
"But it IS everyday!" the blond started to pout like a child, and accidentally dropped the cigarette from his mouth. There was a sudden 'snap' and all of the letters burned in Hades.
"There, happy?" the colonel continued to sign the papers.
"Eh. . .I will be. . .as soon as I regain my brain. . ."
DOWN THE HALL
"Quick! Write another one before they find out!"
"To who? It doesn't seem right to do it to Mr. Havoc."
"YOU'VE BEEN WRITING TO THE 2ND LIEUTENANT?"
"B-but. . ."
"I simply told you to the colonel!"
There was an 'ahem' and Hawkeye appeared standing over two figures, one red and the other one blue.
"May I help you, Elrics?"
Yeah. I really should rename this fic. It has nothing to do with the title. Oh well, maybe I can think of something that does make sense for it. REVIEW AND I'LL UPDATE!