Alchemy, Officers, and Contests

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Note: LOL. . .you should know. . .you should not trust me if I don't know what I'm doing. . .which I don't. Yeah. . .I was battling my writer's block. . .and that's bad. . .lol

Special Guest: She kindly asked me if she could be part of a chapter. . . -drumbroll- Jazze Al-Bhed-Girl! GIVE IT UP! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

Episode FOURTEEN

When Fury Attacks

Morning. It was the most peaceful time of day. Besides Evening. The rest of the time was noise and fights and yelling and. . .yeah.

Roy covered his ears at the loud noise of Fury trying to fix a soda machine. It's been three months, and he STILL hasn't fixed it.

"Eh, Fury. . .I would be glad to help with alchem-" Roy said one time, but was interrupted with a glare that could melt anything it stared at.

"I'Ll bE FIne. tHIs caNnOT bE FixED WITH alcHeMY. . ." Fury said in an evil tone. The Flame Alchemist slowly backed away in fear. Everyone did not let out even the tiniest squeak.

There was an explosion at the door. Everyone, including Fury, looked up, to see two figures with cheap capes standing in the smoke.

" -coughcough- How many times -cough- have I told you -coughcoughcough- NOT to use the -cough- smoke bombs for -cough- blowing up doors?" yelled one.

"Sorry! -cough- I guess I -coughcough- brought the -cough- wrong bombs!" said the other one. They both looked up, to see everyone else looking at them. The one who spoke last quickly put her hands on her hips, a sudden breeze flying from no where, making the capes sway.

"No need to fear, Reina and Jazzy are here!" she squealed.

"Couldn't you have chosen a more cooler line, like. . ." the other girl looked over to Roy. ". . .GO EAT SOME CHEESE, YOU SLEEZE!" she squealed and took out a chainsaw, then began to chase the frightened Colonel around with it.

Did I mention Fury was foaming at the mouth?

The young man jumped up onto the soda machine, yelling the war cry of an Indian, drilling a large hole in the ceiling with his bare hands. Al and Ed stood outside, watching the scene.

"See Ed? That's what happens if you drink your milk."

"Really?"

"Yeah, only you don't go around drilling holes into ceilings."

"Oh. What's that?"

"A butterfly."

"Can people eat it?"

"No."

Meanwhile, Reina, the one who wasn't chasing Roy around with a chainsaw, took out a flame thrower and started flaming the soda machine. It began to melt, making Fury jump off of it, and kick the girl in the back.

"Ow! YOU KICK GIRLS! And you call yourself a MAN!"

"I never said I was one." Fury's uniform slipped off. Reina and Jazze gasped.

"ELVIS PRESLEY?" they both squealed.

"Whoops, wrong costume." the clothing slipped off, and the two girls gasped once more.

"PINNOCIO?" (the one from Shrek, not from Kingdom Hearts from Pinnocio)

"I'll GET YOU SOMEDAY YOU ROTTEN LOWLIVES!" the wooden boy yelled. He jumped out the window, and several 'Thunks' were heard, just like any other time when someone jumped out the window. There was a 'Bang!'

"That'll teach ya not to crud on my car, darn birds." someone said. Reina and Jazze looked at each other, then to Roy.

"Wh-what?" he asked. The two girls formed evil grins.

"Now, time to do what we came here for. . ." they held up several make up packages and sorts. The man gasped.

"DRESS UP!"

Roy's screaming could be heard through out East City.

Yeah. I warned you not to trust me when I didn't know what I was doing. REVIEW!