Alchemy, Officers, and Contests

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did, I wouldn't say so. I do own me, but not any Special Guests. So there.

Note: I got this idea from... when I was playing with Snuggles. (I swear, he hates me) Only, the Snuggles I had didn't have claws. lol

Special Guest: Snuggles the Cat!

Episode FIFTEEN

Roy Petsits

Yes, we all know what happened to Breda when he babysat Elicia. But what was Roy doing during the time?

Roy leaned back on his chair, humming to himself while listening to Breda's distant screams from trying to get away from the family-obsessed Hughes. About around the time the screams faded, Ed burst into the room with a pure white he-cat. Roy looked up, and the furball was shoved into his face.

"Watch Snuggles for Al while I go get some grub!" the teenager ordered, and walked away. He shut the door behind him, and then the raven haired man looked at the cat, who looked at him with those scary amber eyes.

"This is going to be easy," the colonel said with a smirk.

After a while, Roy got bored of just staring at the cat. He got up and walked around the room, then stood in front of a chair where Snuggles jumped onto. Roy looked down at him with a grin, and leaned down just an inch. The cat suddenly leapt up, claws springing forth from his paws, launching at Roy's face. The man quickly backed away from the snarling English Puss in Boots that never had boots.

A few minutes later, Roy took a seat on his couch. Yup, he loved the smell of leather. Snuggles jumped up onto the couch as well, and sat behind the Colonel's head. Roy noticed, and looked back at the cat, not ready to take on any tricks the feline had up his sleeve. . .erm. . .yeah.

The cat launched himself at the man's face. Claws emerging from his paws.

After fifteen minutes, Edward walked back into the room, whistling as happy as he could be. He stopped when he saw shredded cloth on the ground, burnt furniture, and a scratched and bloody Roy with a dancing cat.

"Whoa, what happened here?" the teen asked in awe. Al walked into the room after, and taking no notice of the damage, called to Snuggles. The cat walked. . .er. . .crawled over to the armor, purring happily, and they both left. Ed took one glance over to the beaten Roy, burst out laughing, and ran out of the room. Roy, on the other hand, had to get shots.

Yeeeeeeeee-eah. I know. That cat did try to attack me, but it never beat me up. lol REVIEW!