Alchemy, Officers, and Contests
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Episode SEVENTEEN
Kidnapped Riza
She was cautious that day. She really was. Plus, she drank too much coffee that she was definately on high alert. But, out of the blue, someone grabs her. And they just had to ruin her hair that took her two hours to fix right. Those black footed yellow bellied mean talkin' scumbags.
A note was left under a stack of paperwork. It was black, and it showed. But why is it that everyone didn't notice it, huh? HUH?
Riza was thrown into a cell. Yep. You weren't expecting that, did you? Yep, they also took her pistols. Not only that, but she was high on coffee. The guard never knew what hit him.
She was chained to the wall, that she was, and the guard stood outside. Nobody knew what she did when she was high on coffee, and nobody wanted to. But, one guy did, and we all know that that was the guard.
"All by. . .myself. . ." Riza sang. The guard pounded the wall.
"Hey you! Be quiet in there!"
"Don't wanna be. . ." the woman took a deep breath. ". . .all by myself. . .anymore. . ."
"No talking!" the guard outside ordered. Riza suddenly broke the chains and lay on the ground.
"I made it through the wilderness!" she squealed. "you know I made it throu-ough! Didn't know how lost I was until I. . .found you." the man quickly turned red and Riza stood. She grabbed the chains from the wall and swung them around like a lasso.
"She's into superstitions, black cats, and VOODOO DOLLS!" she sang, swinging the chain over to the cell doors and pulling them down. The guard squeaked, and jumped back. He backed away from the chain lasso Riza held in her hands. She let go one end of the chain and it magically wrapped around the guard's shirt.
"She'll make you take your clothes off, and go dancing in the rain!" Riza shoved him out of the door, and the guard landed outside, and it began to magically began to rain.
"She'll make you live her crazy life, but she'll take away your PAIN!" the lieutenant whipped out a spare pistol and aimed it at the man. "LIKE A BULLET TO YOUR BRAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIN!" The guard screamed in a high pitched voice and ran away screaming.
Roy and his subordinates raced down the hallway, only to pass a certain screaming guard. The officers found Riza, but not as they suspected.
Riza stood with her back facing them, her pistol in one hand, the chain in the other. She whipped her head over to look at them.
"These boots were made for walkin'!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Review. That's all I have to say. Acually, wait. I have one thing. This is the punishment I get for watching too much Shrek 2. Gawd, I love that movie.