Disclaimer:I don't own Paranoia agent.
A.N:This is a one shot I made up to amuse the adiunce.Reviews are very much appreciated.Flames will be extinguished.
A young girl,about 15,by the name of Hauntra was roaming the shaded alleys of Tokyo one dark night.She was looking for her next victim to beat up with a rather large sword fish.After roaming the alleyways for several hours,she found a victim suited to be beaten up by a fish;Lil' Slugger."The predator shall become the prey,"whispered Hauntra into the night sky."Hello,"said a voice that came from behind her.Hautra turned around to see that it was the one and only Lil' Slugger."I can't believe it's really you!Can I have your autograph!Err..I mean I can't believe it's you!Prepare to be fish food!"Cried Hauntra.
Lil' Slugger smiled and raised his bat.It came down onto Hauntras' fish and snapped it in two."That was my favorite fish!"Cried Hauntra."Leave now and I will not harm you."Said Lil'Slugger as he raised his golden bat and flashed his demonic grin.
"You broke my fish and now you shall pay!"Shouted Albany as she ducked under his bat and sucker punhed Lil' Slugger in the gut."Nice shot,"Lil Slugger cried in pain as he grabbed her chin and pulled her face up to an inch before his."I warned you once already,"Whispered Lil' Slugger."I'm not the least bit scared of you bat boy!"Shouted Hauntra as she kneed him in his man hood.Once Lil' Sligger let go,Hauntra disapeared into the night."And thus the chase begins,"He said as he dissapeared itno the night as well.