Alchemy, Officers, and Contests
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Because I don't. So don't sue.
Chapter 22
Mustang the Mighty
Roy sat at his desk, being unbelievably bored, as usual. He wanted something fun to do. The man was tired of paperwork, tired of signing them, and tired of his pen that he uses to sign them. Roy slammed his head against his desk, and let out an 'ARG!'
"Say, Guys!" Breda said. "Mustang looks bored! Let's do something to cheer him up!"
"Yeah!" Fury and Falman said. Havoc appeared with four microphones, and sunglasses. They each cleared their throats, and stood before Roy's desk.
"One two three go!"
Mustang the Mighty
Roams through the paperwork
He never needs a place to hide
With Hawkeye as his sidekick
Fighting with her pistol
Righting wrongs and shooting guns
Being mighty all day long
He's Mustang, Mustang the Mighty!
"What are you people doing?" Roy asked in that bored tone.
"We're giving you and energy boost so you can finish the paperwork in time!" Fury shouted.
Oohhhhhh. . .
He's Mustang the Mighty
Teeth very shiny
Every woman loves him
'Cause he has a DASHING grin
Mustang, Mustang the Mighty!
"Say. . ." Roy smirked. "this song ain't so bad." he stood up and grabbed an extra microphone.
Mustang the Mighty
Teeth very shiny
Every man envies him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When you're in jeopardy
Don't call the cavalry
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free!)
He's every man's trusty
He's every woman's fantasy
Plus he's goo-oood company
He's Mustang, I'm Mustang the Mighty!
Riza walked in carrying in extra paperwork
"What's going on in here?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. Roy took the paperwork gladly, and signed them all.
Miniskirts and victory! Ha-ha!
Mustang the Mighty
Teeth very shiny
Every man envies him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When things get grim
He'll take it on the chin
If you're in jeopardy
Caused by the enemy
No, not Homunculi!
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free!)
He's every man's trusty
He's every woman's fantasy
Plus he's goo-oood company
Look out! He's Mustang, Mustang the Mighty!
Mustang the Mighty!
The five men finished singing, and saw Riza and Ed looking at them with crossed arms.
"What?"
Lol, got this idea from one of my Xena obsessed friends. The original song was called 'Joxer the Mighty" and I changed most of the words to it. . . REVIEW!