Alchemy, Officers, and Contests

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Chapter 24

Hagane no Neko

OMAKE

An idiotic summary of the story so far because I'm brain dead

Boom!

"Ack!"

"Ed. . .is that you?"

"Of course I'm me! Who else do you think I am?"

"I WUV FWUFFY STUFF!"

"ACK! LEGGO LEGGO LEGGO!"

"Ed. . .I love you."

"Huh?"

"AHAHAHA! YOU FELL FOR IT! YOU WERE ALL 'Oh! Mustang! I never knew!' BUT YOU FELL FOR IT!" XD

"I now know why my brother likes you so much."

"What?"

"Rei! What are you doing?"

"I WUV FWUFFY STUFF!"

"Pancakes. Mmm."

"The dude who turned you into a chimera jumped off a building and DIED."

"Wowzas."

"If you don't go after him sometime he may be kidnapped and forced to do slavery."

"You wouldn't DARE. . ."

"Try me, Brother. MUAHAHAHAHA!"

"I hope that's just your mood swings kicking in. -sigh-"

Yeah. I REALLY need you guys to review and give me an idea to write about! I'm brain dead here!