Alchemy, Officers, and Contests
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Because I don't. So don't sue.
To Jazze Al-Bhed-Girl: lol, that Power Rangers Idea may not be such a bad idea...
To PhantomAlchemist: I had to change the title, because an idea popped into my head right after I read your idea, so it's really happening in Ed's dream, but it doesn't talk about it much...
Chapter 25
Ed's Dream: THE DAY I WAS TALL!
Roy looked over a random file on his desk, pretending to read it so he wouldn't get bullet holes from Lt. Hawkeye. He sighed, and looked out the window. Where was Edward when he needed to be entertained? He wanted to tease someone right now.
Suddenly, the door blew open, and in walked Edo-kun, with his eyes closed, and a large bubble coming out of his nose. The whole office blinked. They could hear the young alchemist snoring.
"Hey, Fullmetal, are you sleepwalking?" Roy asked with a bit of humor in his voice. This could be it! He would finally be able to put make-up and crap on Edward! Like he had always wished!
All Ed did was snore loudly in response. Then they heard him.
"Ha-ha! I finally get my revenge, Colonel Bastard!" the teen yelled. The officers looked at him.
"What on earth is he talking about?" Hughes asked.
"I created this new device that can let people see into other people's dreams!" Fury said proudly, in his cute manner. He pushed a button on a remote, and a large screen appeared. There was a lot of static, but then an image showed Ed seven feet tall. He had his foot on the back of a three foot tall Roy, who lay face flat on the ground.
Then a bunch of beautiful women (including Hawkeye) appeared out of no where to congratulate Ed.
"Yay! You defeated the demon!"
"I love you, Edo-Kun!"
"Finally! I'm free!" Roy twitched as the dream Hawkeye said that, and looked over to the real one, who stood in shock with her mouth hanging open.
As several other dream officers asked the seven foot tall Ed for his autograph, Roy had had enough. He held up his gloved hand with his left eye twitching, and snapped his fingers.
Ed woke up screaming as his coat caught on fire, and he ran around the room. Havoc walked in with a bucket of water, and poured it on the teen, who took a deep breath.
"Wh-what was that for!.?" Ed screamed.
"That's what you get for dreaming about me," Roy let out that evil laugh of his, and continued reading.
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