Disclamer: Yea i still don't own Naruto.

A/N: Wanted to get this chapter out of the way. So here it is.

Got a few reviews for the last chapter...unfortunately...in the reviews I got...no one answered the questions I wanted them to...Seems no one gives a damn about minor characters. They all want to see what I do with Yami/Kitsune/Tanuki.

A review I liked was one that said just give Yami both of them and make it a threesome...lol...Problem...I'm just not that nice to Yami...seriously...with the way I'm treating him now, it seems more likely that i'll make him fall for the two girls and then turned them both into there own pairing...lol Kitsune/Tanuki. NOT planning on doing any Yuri or Yaoi pairings by the way. Threesome pairing...I don't beleive so...Like I said...still a bit to early to say.

My absolute favorite one was when somone said I should put the three of them on a mission together. Make the two girls compete for him. Two jealous girls...two pissed of Demons. Anyone who has read the Fanfiction Trouble With A Capital T by Gmusick will understand why that is NOT a good thing, for the guy involved (Yami). Hmmm...that seems like something I would definetely do to him, only if I turn this into a love triangle of course...Also anyone who has played the game .hack/Quarantine vol. 4 (i think this was it) A mission between the characters Kite/Black Rose/Terajima Ryoko gone horribly...HORRIBLY WRONG.

QUESTION: I keep seeing in multiple fanfictions people using weapons called Chakra Fangs...is that a Naruto thing...or is that people generally use in fanfictions...just curious...

WARNING: Gets slightly Limey in this chapter...but I'm pretty sure I'm still within the T-Rating(If I'm not...then somone please warn me so I can change it.)

The the name for the chapter from a video game called Radiata Stories(it was my favorite line).

Chapter 13: The Chunin Exam! Idiocy is Contagious

---Team 7s Meeting Spot (Ookami's Peeping Spot)---

Yami and Ookami were sitting around…they were waiting for Inochi to show up. Today was the day they would depart to Water Country, to Kirigakure. They would be taking the Chunin Exam. There were of course other genins coming with them. Yami was a little disappointed to find out that Kitsune's team and Bankotsu's team wouldn't be joining them. Bankotsu's sensei didn't think that there team was prepared yet to take the Chunin Exam. As for Kitsune's team, they didn't want her taking such a dangerous exam to early. Hell Tanuki, who was a year older than Kitsune, still wasn't allowed to take the Chunin Exam.

Yami smiled slightly at the thought of the Sand girl. After the fight with Ikaoyadama the duo was quickly rescued off the island. The girl was nearly glomped to death by her cousins. Shikyo congratulated Yami on surviving the giant squid, and secretly congratulated him again for protecting Tanuki. On that mission some of the sailors died but it was nothing compared to the pirates' casualties. They were completely slaughtered. And the two nins that were with them were killed as well. After the mission the mission they all traveled together to Coral and split up, each team heading off towards there own hidden village. Yugi promised that Sunagakure would send their share of the payment to Tsukigakure. A week later Yugi's romised was fulfilled when a runner from Sunagakure came with the payment and a letter from the Kazekage. The letter personally thanked the members of team 7 plus Shikyo for helping the Sand team in the mission. He also congratulated the Tsukikage on selecting those individuals. Something that Waizu felt the need to rub the council's noses in.

Now they were off to the Chunin Exams. During countless missions, team 7 has proven that they are beyond the councils expectations. Now came the mission they all were waiting for. The Chunin Exams. They would face off against many different ninjas, most problematic being for Otogakure and Konahagakure. Their mission was merely to survive the Chunin Exams. However, they had an optional mission. This mission was to become Chunins. If they completed their first mission, they would prove the council wrong. They would prove to them that they could survive as ninjas. If they became Chunin though, it would make the council look like idiots. "We can do it guys! Lets beat EVERY team that comes at us. We'll beat everyone and become chunin", said an excited Ookami, after he heard about the mission.

Yami looked over at Ookami. He wasn't in his usual peeping spot…he was leaning against a rock staring off into the mountain, and away from the woman's bathhouse. he was still fingering his new sword. Yami smiled, though he had to admit, he was still a little jealous. Ookami had just received the weapon that all the Hanone were known for. The Hakumei Shikon (Twilight Fang). The secret weapon of the Hanone. It was what gave them the name The Warriors of the Fang. Ookami said it used to be made out of the Fangs of Demons the Hanone had killed. Hakumei Shikons could be made into swords, spears, daggers, or just about any other bladed weapon. "Originally when Fangs were taken from demons they would turn black and still keep some of their original power, these were called Oni Shikon (Demon Fang). When made into weapons they gave the user special abilities. At a cost though…they constantly drained the chakra of whoever possessed it. Special sheaths were created to lock the power and the chakra draining effect away, till they were ready to be used.", Yami remembered Ookami saying. Now the blades were no longer made out of demon's fangs. They were made out of mythril silver and mixed with a black metal, to change the blade black. They also imbued the blades with special seals to give them power. The problem was the same as with the Oni Shikons, they constantly drained the chakra of those that possessed them, when unsheathed. The stronger the seals, and the power given to the sword, the stronger the chakra drain would be.

Ookami's Hakumei Shikon was merely a borrowed one. It was made to give him the power to perform low-level wind jutsu with one hand. "Usually with years of training and mastery someone can perform jutsu with one hand, though it usually takes double the amount of chakra. This blade however gives me the ability to use low-level wind jutsu with one-hand NOW, without training for years or using double the chakra needed. It will constantly drain some of my chakra…but it will help me in some emergencies." Ookami didn't particularly like long blades but he was still a good fighter with them. His blade was a long and thin double-edged sword. It had about the same measurements of a katana, without being slightly curved. The blade, like all Hakumei Shikons were pure black. The hilt and cross-guard were both silver. The sheath was black as well. Yami really thought it was a beautiful sword, and although Ookami seemed to coddle it…he didn't really care too much about it. It was merely a burrowed sword. When a Hanone became strong enough, Ookami's strength being proven at the mission with Sand Country, they were allowed to burrow a Low-Level Hakumei Shikon, from the Hanone family. However, when they became Chunin, they were given instruction in making there own Hakumei, with low-level or mid-level seals. Upon reaching Jounin they would be allowed to use high-level seals as well. They would have to make the blade completely on there own, with the a master watching there every move, to make sure they did it right. The Hanone may not have lived all together in a huge clan house…but some of the higher ups did have large mansions…it was here that they kept records of the special seals and also the materials to create a Hakumei Shikon. That's what Ookami wanted…to create his own Hakumei Shikon. In Ookami's case, his grandfather would probably help him create a Hakumei Shikon…if not his uncle would.

The Hakumei Shikon is also one of the reasons for their feud with the Gekkani. There was a bit of jealousy for the Gekkani, who wanted the Hanone to join them. For the sole purpose of getting the Hakumei Shikon for themselves of course.

But the Hanone wouldn't have any of that…the secret of the Hakumei Shikon, and the Oni Shikon, were as vital to them as if it were there own blood limit. To protect it they placed blood seals on the sword as well. Whenever the owner of the blade died, the blood seal would destroy the other seals, as well as the almost indestructible blade. "Of course someone can always try to steal a blade without killing the owner…yet for some reason most other ninjas are to stupid to try…or maybe they just don't care", said Ookami.

Of course there are always some who have the same ability to create great swords. Yami remembered Ookami saying something about clans in Mist acquiring the ability the make great blades the same way the Hanones did. They created the weapons differently than the Hanone and had different names. They had different seals and were able to give the swords different powers. "I heard the story once about a group of Seven Powerful Mist Swordsman, each with there own sword. One of the swords was so powerful that it could absorb chakra", said Ookami.

Yami blinked as he saw Inochi walked up to the group. He dropped his bag and sat, lotus style, on a rock and started meditating. Inochi improved greatly during this short time. His Chakra Scalpel was his new favorite technique, though he still favored staying in back and throwing senbon. He also learned Shosen no Jutsu (Mythical Palm technique). Shosen no Justu was the most basic healing jutsu. It allowed Inochi to heal his allies, though only a very small bit. Lastly he learnt another lightning jutsu.

"So how have you two been?"

Yami blinked and then understanding dawned. "Fine…" Yami and Ookami were currently sharing an apartment together. Ookami enjoyed the privacy Yami seemed to have so much that he just started spending more time over at Yami's. So one day they decided to find a slightly bigger apartment and share rent. Yami couldn't understand why Ookami would agree to it. He lived with his grandparents in a big mansion. With plenty of servants. Yami didn't argue though…he enjoyed not being lonely. So the two became roommates and got a THREE-bedroom apartment. They had asked Inochi to move in but his parents wont allow it until he proves his strength…They said he had to become a chunin at the very least.

Yami had grown quite a bit as well. He learned a few more water jutsu. He improved the ones he already knew. He also improved his chakra control…He could walk on water…though occasionally he would fall off. Much better than Ookami could do. He trained every now and then with his cursed seal. Yami always felt a slight strain from using the cursed seal…he was glad he had the Kanji of Light engraved over it…he would hate to think what would happen if the seal's corruption went unchecked. Lastly he also worked on his summoning…he could summon bigger frogs than Gamakichi…but still couldn't summon anything nearly as big as Gamabunta though…And of course he also trained his telekinesis…which didn't improve all that much.

Inochi glanced at Ookami and smiled… "You've gained some self control…your up here and not looking at the woman's bathhouse."

Ookami stopped staring off into the mountain and looked at the boy…he then pointed to a spot on the mountain. Both Yami and Inochi turned to follow his fingers…and saw something shining on the mountain… "It's a mirror…I can use my Bouenkyogan to stare at objects behind me using it…Its at a perfect angle to shift my vision to the woman's Bathhouse, hahaahaahahaha…", the swordsman laughed…

Yami and Inochi sighed and sweat dropped. "I take back my earlier comment then…"

"What time are we suppose to be leaving again?", asked the Psychic.

"In about a hour…", replied the Medic.

"We probably should be leaving then…getting bored", explained the Pervert. The other two looked at him strangely… "A bunch of old ladies entered the bath house. All the younger woman left." His teammates sweat dropped again. He had his sword Hakumei Shikon strapped to his back; his wakizashis were in the same position as always.

---East Gate (Exit)---

The Trio exited the East Gate and started walking down the trail. When they reached the summit there eyes widened. There had to have been at least thirty other genins there, and that's not counting the jounin. They were all waiting around in the field at the summit of the east mountain chain. Something caught Ookami's eyes.

'HELL YEA, TWINS!', thought the perverted Swordsman. He walked over to them coolly.

Yami and Inochi stared off after him. Yami's eyes widened and he almost choked, and he had nothing in his mouth… 'HANA SISTERS!'

One of them had her hair fall down to mid-back length. The other had it fall only slightly passed her shoulders. They were both brunettes. The one with longer hair was wearing a pink kimono and ordinary black sandals. The other was dressed the same way, but her kimono was light blue. They both had beautiful green eyes and petit, feminine bodies. He walked up to them, ignoring their teammate and jounin sensei.

"So let me ask you…are you two completely alike…or do you have any…", at that moment he paused to look at both of there bodies, "hidden differences…bet I could find something…", he finished with a smirk.

They both had bored looks on there face…but suddenly they gave the swordsman a sexy smile. The one in light blue started stepping to the side…he would've turned his head, to follow her, had the other not talked, "So you want a closer look at us…huh lover boy…", she said winking at him. Ookami's grin widened and he merely nodded. She took a few steps back and leaned against a tree. She started fingering her Hiaete, which she was using as a belt to keep her kimono closed. Finally with a flick of her wrist, the Hiaete fell to the ground and she kicked it away. When this happened, her kimono opened up and partially exposed her red lingerie and feminine half-naked body. With a shrug of her shoulders, her kimono dropped to the ground completely exposing her half naked form. Ookami got a slight nosebleed at this…and an even bigger one when she waved him over. He unbuckled all of his swords and went over to her. When he reached her, he jumped her and pinned her against the tree. He smashed his lips to hers and let his hands roam her half naked body.

While kissing her…she slid a little to the side and fell down, and he fell down on top of her. After a few more seconds they finally parted…both gasping for air. He looked at her smiling face for a second and then felt something touch his shoulder. He looked up to see the other girl kneeling next to him. She lost her kimono and was only clad in blue lingerie. "You said you were going to find differences between the two of us?" she said with a sexy smile and a wink.

Ookami's eyes widened and then he smirked again… He grabbed the other girl and started nuzzling her neck. He then started making out and grinding with both girls.

---Yami and Inochi---

Yami and Inochi were both staring at each other…and then both of them stared back at the comrade… Yami was the first to break out of his daze… "Does he know he's making out with a couple of logs…"

Inochi merely sweat dropped, "Probably not. Ookami sucks against genjutsu…he knows how to dispel them…but it usually takes him a while to know that he's stuck in one…and whatever he's thinking of…I don't think he'll be finding out anytime soon…" They both turned to see the twins, fully clothed, walking away laughing there heads off. "Wonder who those two are…"

Yami sighed. "The Hana sisters…they were in my graduating class…the one in pink is Sakura…and the one in blue is Ayame." He turned back to his roommate who was still making out with the logs…Yami was holding his Hakumei Shikon and Inochi was holding his wakizashis. "So…you going to get him out of it…"

Inochi looked at him… "I could…but only if you explain to him what happened…" Yami gave a confused look. Inochi continued, "I seriously think finding out the truth is going to kill him inside…I don't think I could do that to him…" Yami sighed and nodded. Inochi was going to dispel the genjutsu when someone approached them.

Yami's eyes widened again, 'AKI! That's right! Bankotsu said that she teamed up with the Hana twins!' She smirked at the two boys in front of her but her eyes were on Yami.

"Hey dobe I thought you failed", when she said that she gave him a punch in the arm. Yami felt the urged to cry as he grasped his arm.

'HEAPING STEROIDS! Does she have to be so damn violent all the time!', "You thought wrong…", he said hoping not to get hit again by the Academy's Number One Violent Student. Aki was dressed in a sleeveless red shirt, and long green camouflage pants. She had dark blue gloves and matching ninja sandals. Her red hair was done in a ponytail, probably to keep it out of her brown eyes.

"Hah! Yea it appears so…", as she said that she punched him in the arm again.

He bit his lip to keep from crying out… 'SERIOUSLY, SHE MUST BE TAKING STEROIDS IN ALL HER MEALS!' "So how are you doing Aki…" 'Please don't hit me again. Please don't hit me again.'

"I'm fine…", she seemed to stare off into space for a second…she sighed "Well I better go find my teammates, take care Yami", with that she patted him on the back…a little too hard causing him to go face first into the ground. She then walked off in the direction the other two went. A blonde man, dressed as a standard jounin, seemed to follow her…the man also seemed to have tears in his eyes and muttered something about "Demonic Succubae" and "Steroid using Tormenter".

Inochi kept silent throughout the whole thing, a giant sweatdrop forming on the back of his head…Inochi turned to Yami as he was standing back up. "What was that…"

Yami groaned… "Those were the three woman you should never piss off…EVER!" He looked in the direction that they left, "I think the blonde man was there Jounin sensei…you did see that he was crying didn't you…A JOUNIN…CRYING…because of his students…"

Inochi whistled at this…

Yami turned and his face went pale. "Ookami is starting to take his belt off…"

Inochi turned and almost gasped. He put his hands together in a seal, "KAI!"

---Ookami---

Ookami was still making out with both 'girls'. They were both letting there hands roam around his chest, while he was trying to loosen his damn belt. That's the moment that the two girls suddenly changed into logs. Ookami froze…his eyes widened, "AAAAHHHHHH!"

Ookami jumped up and back away terrified. He backed away until he was held in place by two hands. He turned to see his two teammates frowning at him. "WHAT THE HELL!"

Inochi turned to Yami who sighed. "Genjutsu. You were under a genjutsu. Simple as that."

Ookami felt the urge to cry…he dropped his head in shame. Inochi started patting his back. "Why…"

Inochi felt multiple pairs of eyes on him so he turned back. Half the ninja there were glancing at team 7 with a smirk.

Inochi sighed, "It doesn't matter…what matters is the fact that everyone saw Ookami's little show. Everyone right now probably thinks we're a bunch of weaklings…"

Ookami grinned, "And what the hell is wrong with that…big surprise to them when we beat the shit outta them."

"He's got a point." (Yami)

Inochi sighed, "Maybe the two of you have a point." He handed Ookami his wakizashis.

Yami threw him his Hakumei Shikon. "Come on lets go…"

Inochi adjusted his glasses. "Guess we're off to Kirigakure…"

---Kirigakure (Lapris Hotel)---

"…This is where we're going to live for the next few weeks…", complained the swordsman.

Yami's eyes shifted around the room. He dropped his head in defeat and sighed. It had taken them a little under two weeks to reach Kirigakure in the pace they were all moving. They got there almost without incident…Key word almost. Ookami had attempted to flirt with the Hanas again. Yami smirked at the memory. Apparently the next illusion was that they put him in a world with absolutely no woman and all his Itcha Itcha Paradise books turned into Itcha Itcha Yaoi Paradise. Poor Ookami still had nightmares.

Most of the villages got their own private hotel. Tsukigakure got to stay at the Lapris Hotel. 'This place is a hole…'

The walls were dirty and floor wasn't clean and there was barely any furniture. There were four beds; two beds on each side, three for genin and one for their jounin sensei, and one lamp…that was it…

Inochi sighed and walked to a bed, dumping his stuff on it. "You can't expect them to treat us that well…we're going up against ninjas from their village."

Ookami only nodded and picked a bed as well…

They both picked a bed on the same side. Yami walked to the other side and grabbed on as well. "At least there's a window."

Ookami went over to the window and opened the curtains. When he did…they gasped at the stunning sight before them…a brick wall…

They all sweatdropped.

Yami sighed again… "I'm going to go walk around town for a little bit."

"Be careful…it would be against all peace treaties if they started something…however we're still technically in enemy territory…even if we're just neutral with mist….", warned the Medic.

Yami nodded, "I'll keep my eyes open…"

---Outside the Hotel---

Yami walked outside the hotel and decided just to take a small walk around to familiarize himself with the territory. He didn't even get a chance to take a step…

"YOSH! YOUTHFUL YOUNG MAN! DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY TEAM OF YOUTHFUL YOUNG PEOPLE CAN FIND THE AIRYGLYPH HOTEL!", screamed a voice right behind him.

After grasping his ears in pain, he slowly turned and came upon a sight that would haunt him until eternity's end. Standing behind him were four ninjas. One jounin and three genin. All of them were dressed in matching uniforms. They were all dressed in green jump suits. Tide at the center with a red belt, with a leaf Hiaete at the center. They also wore orange leg warmers, and bandages around their arms and hands. The jounin was also dressed in a jounin vest. They all had black hair and bowl haircuts. They also had bushy eyebrows.

One of the genin, a girl with green eyes look at him and gasped. "SENTOU-SENSEI! Though this young man does look youthful in many ways…he is wearing a Moon Hiaete."

The other two genins gasped as well. The blue-eyed boy spoke next. "Yes sensei it appears that Kikku-chan is correct."

The brown-eyed boy spoke next… "Sensei…what will we do now…"

'Sentou-Sensei' suddenly had tears in his eyes.

Yami finally broke out of his daze. He looked around…other people were staring as well… "You know there are plenty of people around…I'm sure at least a few of them are from mist…you could probably ask them-" He was cut off.

"OH MY BAND OF YOUTHFUL STUDENTS!" He turned his head to the side and pointed towards the sun. "YOU MUSN'T WORRY OF SUCH TRIVIAL THINGS! WE WILL CONTINUE ARE SEARCH FOR THE AIRYGLYPH HOTEL! GETTING LOST ON THE ROAD OF LIFE…IS ALL PART OF YOUTH!"

Yami's eyebrow twitched… "You know it really isn't necessary…I'm sure someone else can help you-"

"OH SENTOU-SENSEI!" With that the three genins jumped on there sensei and started hugging him.

Yami sweatdropped again… 'Are they for real…'

The Sentou turned to Yami again and went into a pose, while giving Yami a thumbs up. He grinned at the boy and nearly blinded him by how shiny his teeth were. "THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR AIDING US IN YOUR YOUTHFUL WAY! KEEP YOUR YOUTHFUL SPIRIT BURNING BRIGHTLY MOON-NIN-SAN. MAYBE ONE DAY YOURS WILL BURN AS BRIGHTLY AS THE BEAUTIFUL GREEN BEAST OF KONAHAGAKURE!"

'Moon-nin-san? Green Beasts?'

"NOW! KIKKU-CHAN! HANDOU-KUN! ANAAKEKI-KUN! LETS GO OFF IN OUR QUEST…" He raised his fist and ran past Yami. The three genin followed as well.

Yami's eyes were still recovering from the blinding experience… He heard a few people muttering.

"What an idiot the hotel was right next to him."

Yami's eyes widened. He turned and sweatdropped. The Airyglyph hotel was indeed very close to them… Yami's eyes widened! 'Leaf must be in Airyglhpy…and its right across from Lapris hotel. I better warn him of that…he can warn any other Hizuuga who are taking the exam as well.'

Yami went back to the hotel to tell his friend of his discovery…

A/N: Theres the chapter Hope you enjoyed it.