Alchemy, Officers, and Contests

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Because I don't. Nor do I own Power Rangers or Jazze Al-Bhed Girl. I also don't own Godzilla. I do own me, and Rei from Hagane no Neko, even though he doesn't appear in this fic. Or does he? Nah.

Note: The last time I saw Power Rangers was when I was five in the Philippines, so I vaguely remember it all. The other time was two months ago with a dubbed Power Rangers with the Japanese people. . . I think. Or was it subbed? Anywho, the other thing closest to Power Rangers that I can muster up is Masked Rider. . . That ferby thing (forgot it's name) scares me a lot.

Chapter 26

Alchemist Rangers!

"Go! Alchemist Rangers!" Edward yelled with a fist raised up in the air, and his other hand holding a manga.

"Nii-San, you shouldn't really spend your money on magazines and comic books. . ." Al sweat dropped as his brother struck several poses. Then he earned a glare.

"This isn't just any COMIC BOOK, Al," the older brother said with golden stars in his eyes. "It's Alchemist Rangers!" he barged into the office. "GO ALCHEMIST RANGERS!"

"Settle down, Fullmetal," Roy growled, looking up from his newspaper.

"Oh my flippin' gosh!" Reina popped out of no where, sitting on Roy's shoulders, who had no idea she was even there.

"Is that the latest volume of Alchemist Rangers!.?" she blinked.

"Yep!"

"GIMME!" suddenly, Jazze pounced on the poor alchemist, grabbing for the manga.

"NO! LEGGO MY EGGO!" Ed screamed at the top of his lungs.

Suddenly, a chain reaction caused the galaxy to explode. The end.

JUST JOKING!

A chain reaction caused everyone to morph into the suits of ALCHEMIST RANGERS!

Heh, call it pure obsession.

"Wow!" Ed yelled, looking over his suit (you can think it up. They can be wearing anything, from chicken suits, to swim suits, or just nothing at all -drools over Roy XD-)

"I'm an Alchemist Ranger!" Ed, Jazze, and Reina yelled.

"No, I am!"

"I am!"

"I AM!"

Then a fight ensued.

"Alchemist Rangers, huh?" Roy continued to read his paper. The fight flew over to Havoc, who ended up getting all his cigarettes trampled, beaten, and violated.

Then Fury gasped.

"There's a monster attacking Taco Bell!" he screamed.

"Fury, remember the 13th warehouse case last time? It could just be a sha- sha- sha-" Roy glanced up at Taco Bell, that was being attacked by Godzilla.

"ATTACK!" Jazze yelled, attacking the place itself, rather than the monster. Taco Bell exploded. Everyone found themselves in their normal clothing, and Godzilla waved good-bye to the people, and walked into the sea.

"Godzilla is so cool," Fury cried.

"My cigarettes." Havoc said.

"Sha- sha- sha- sha-" Roy stuttered.

"Wheeee!" Reina squealed, still riding on Roy's shoulders.

"YAY!" Jazze cheered.

"ALCHEMIST RANGERS!" Ed screamed.

"Woof!" Black Hayate Barked.

Whoa. That was unexpected. I think. I just typed whatever came to mind XD Besides the transforming and Taco Bell. . . Review!