Alchemy, Officers, and Contests

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Because I don't. I also don't own One Piece. (Go, Sanji!) I do wish I owned Luffy's laugh. It's so cool! XD

Chapter 27

Not-So Pirates and an Insane Military, Oh Joy!

Roy, his officers, Ed, and Al decided it was a good time to go on a vacation, on a pleasure cruise.

So, there they were. Ed kept getting so gosh darned sea sick he had to lean over the railing to puke since all the toilets were clogged. How much noodles has he been eating?

Anywho, while leaning over the railing getting his business taken care of, Ed saw a ship on a far away distance, with a flag that had a skull, two crossing bones behind it, and a. . . straw hat?

The teen suddenly say a hand stretch out at him, and grab the railing. Ed squeaked, and landed on his behind, completely forgetting about throwing up.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" yelled someone who owned the hand, and the person landed onto the deck. He had black hair, like Roy's, but had a scar under his left eye, a grin the size of Antarctica, a straw hat, a red shirt, and blue shorts. (c'mon, people! I don't like doing descriptions!) The ship that Ed had seen had, miraculously, come closer already, and four other people walked off of it. (-deep breath- I'm just gonna do my best here, okay?) One was a girl with reddish/orange hair, another guy was a blond with a cigarette and a suit, another had back hair and a long nose, and the other had green hair, a sash, and three swords (Hah! That ends that! XD).

"Ho ho hooooyyyy!" the one with the straw hat laughed. He looked down at the shocked Edward. "say, is this the pleasure cruise I've heard about? The one with the military?" Ed nodded.

"Pleased to meet ya! I'm Monkey D. Luffy! Soon-to-be King of the pirates! These are my mates: Zolo (or Zoro. . .), Nami, Usopp, and Sanji!"

"P-p-pleases to meet you. . .I'm Edward El-Elric. . ." Ed stuttered. He remembered he was supposed to be puking into the sea, so he jumped up and onto the railing, throwing up what was left of his breakfast.

"Are you all right, Edward?" Riza asked, walking up. The blond man, Sanji, suddenly had hearts for eyes.

"O sea, how grateful I am for this day of days! O love, smile upon me, for I cannot survive this pain! I would stoop to becoming a pirate, or even a devil, if only I could be with you. Such tragedy! The obstacles between us are great!.!.!"

"You're already a pirate, Sanji," Luffy blinked, but Sanji was too busy reaching out to hug the shocked (yet romantic) Lieutenant. But then, Roy appeared with his gloves.

"You're right. The obstacles between you two are great." he said, and snapped his fingers, frying the poor cook.

"Well, we've overcome our stay here!" Luffy grinned. "We only came just so that Reina here would have something good to write about! Even though it wasn't so funny. . . Any how, good-bye! Ho ho hoooooyyyyy!" he laughed before jumping back onto the ship.

Everyone said good-bye and left.

"That was. . .weir-BHMF!" Ed puked.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! Lol, I was being sarcastic. XD And that love thing that Sanji said to Riza, he actually said to Nami, for those of you who don't know, XD. Review!