Alchemy, Officers, and Contests
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Because I don't.
I also don't own any commercial mentioned in this chapter.
Chapter 28
Commercials
(So pointless, it's scary)
Commercial 1: (Geico)
Roy looked out onto the distance, in front of his friend's grave.
"It. . . Looks like it's going to rain today. . ." he said. Riza looked at him sadly.
"Yes, Sir. It does."
"But I do have good news!" Roy said, with a big smile.
"You'll be okay?" the woman raised an eyebrow.
"That too! But, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
Commercial 2: (Master Card)
Ed's shown with automail- An automail arm and leg: $142
Riza's shown with pistols- A sharpshooter for hire: $73
Roy's shown with gloves- Pyrotex gloves: $56
Winry's shown beating up people with her wrench- The ability to smack someone with just a tool: Priceless.
Commercial 3: (Master Card)
Exercising equipment to get buff: $ 253
Giving an automail leg to a dog: $ 47
Classes for training: $32 an hour
The look on your friend's face when you get a limb chopped off: Priceless.
Commercial 4: (M&M's)
Riza pops out of no where- -then a confused Roy dressed in red-
Riza: Red; you go to my head!
then Roy disappears and Fury pops up-
Riza: Yellow! You sweat little fellow! -pinches Fury's cheeks, who blushes- -then Envy appears-
Riza: Green; you're such the Sinful thing! -Al appears-
Riza: Blue; I'm WILD about you. -Havoc pops up-
Orange; -pause- sorry, Lieutenant, nothing rhymes with orange.
Havoc: I still get my cigs, right?
Riza: Chocolate is better in color!
Roy: Hey! What do you mean by. . . Fullmetal! Stop that! My leg! ARG! It's being eaten!
.Well! That was odd! Lost humor again! And that M&M's one I just came up with was just. . . But I HAD to do this chapter, so live with it! XD Review!