Alchemy, Officers, and Contests

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Because I don't. I also don't own the One Piece theme song. . . Sadly. . .

Chapter 29

Central (as in One Piece XD)

Yo!
Ya-yo, yaa-yo
Dreamin'!
Don't give it up, Mustang!
Dreamin'!
Don't give it up, Elric!
Dreamin'!
Don't give it up, Hawkeye!
Dreamin'!
Don't gi-give it up!
give it up! give it up! give it up! give it up! give it up! No!

Here's how the sto-ry goes, we find out,
'bout a Fuhrer in the State Line, that's no doubt,
The soldiers who eyes' on him, he'll sing, 'I'll be King of the Country, I'm gunna be King!'

Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yooo, ho-ho
His name is Mustang
that's Colonel Roy Mustang
KING OF MINISKIRTS
He's not the Fuhrer!
How did that happen!

Yo ho ho, he's in love with miniskirts!

Ya-yo, yaa-yo
His name's Elric, he's just like a shorty-pie,
and a L-A-D-Y, Hawkeyes's not shy,
the soldier crew, comin' through, doin' their thing
with King of Miniskirts, he's gunna be King!

Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yooo, ho-ho
Set sail for Central,

it's the name of the treasure in the STATE LINE
Ya-yo, ya-yo
Set sail for Central!

O.O OH GAWD! THAT WAS HORRIBLE! At least it was better than my last try. . It sucked. Lol, review!

Sanji: Yes, review.

Roy: Hey, you're not supposed to be here! I fried you!

Sanji: I'm an anime character. Anime character's don't die.

Roy: Hm, you got a point there. . . -turns around and writes in diar- erm, journal- . . . The plan to kill the Fuhrer to become the Fuhrer shall be cancelled. It will be a failure anyway. . .