Haha… I write this during class and none of the teachers notice! Na na na na na na! I just put whatever I'm supposed to be working on on top of the loose leaf I'm using to write the story, or open my independent reading book to pretend like I'm reading, and BOOM nobody notices! And I'm still getting straight A's!

Yeah, I know. I'm weird.

ARIGATO to Psych3, x Fade x to x Black x, midnight shadow 333, The Fall of the Spirited, and Edakumi! HUGS! I have a fluffy Rin and Haru one shot coming up, if any one wants to read it, so be on the look out for that. I'm using that new Cascada (even though I hate techno/hip hop or whatever genre it is) song, 'Everytime We Touch'. I used the words, but don't really mention it relating to anything. Seriously, that song goes really good though! CUTENESS!

I've made every chapter exactly 1,000 words! Ha ha!

This chapter was quite funny, yet disturbing to write. You'll see why near the end. Ugh… I had never thought about that before… If somebody knows the answer to all of Rin's questions, please feel free to tell me!

Kaze no Namidawa: The Diary of Isuzu Sohma

Entry Three

So I got into the lunchroom with Kagura's mom's crappy cooking LUNCHTIME EDITION! and I stood there for a minute, looking around for a place to sit by myself. It seemed like there wasn't any room at all. I could barely move around. I thought it was a cafeteria, not a Green Day concert. So anyway, I stood on a randomly yet conveniently placed chair and looked around.

While I was kicking some guy in the gut for trying to look up my skirt, I spotted orange, blonde, and white hair all at the same table. I looked away quickly, but Haru and Tohru (who had been sitting near each other and were the only ones who noticed me) started waving their arms around like fools. I stared at them for a minute just because the sight was so damn funny, before I hopped off of the chair and plopped my ass down in the seat next to the Blue Bowed Bitch.

Motoko Minagawa and the three other girls just kind of stared at me while I drank Pepsi.

"Why ya staring? Do I got a booger or are you all lesbos?" I snapped.

"Who do you think you are?" Triple B snorted.

"Your Grandpa," I replied, just to change things up a little bit.

I love 'Your Mom' jokes. They're so funny. Sometimes when I'm bored I look them up online for a good laugh.

"Oh shut up! I mean… do you think you can just sit here without asking?"

"I just did."

Then I got a brilliant idea.

"But… if you don't want me to sit here, I can always just sit at my dear cousin Yuki's table…. We're very close, after all…"

"So… do you… know a lot of stuff about Yuki?" BBB asked, trying to contain her enthusiasm.

"Oh… loads…" I lied.

They all started asking me all these dumb questions like what's his favorite color, food, and animal, to which I replied chartreuse, octopus eyes, and cats.

"Rin," a quiet voice said behind me. I looked up.

It was that damn Hatsuharu again.

"Whadduya want, cow?" I demanded like a bi-otch.

"You can come sit with us."

"But I'm sitting with Bitchtoko," I told him, not really caring if she heard.

"Wouldn't… wouldn't you rather sit… with me?"

"No."

"Well… um… okay…" he walked away looking stupid, which wasn't a hard feat because he always looks stupid.

"Wow," BBB stared at me. "I can't believe you just blew off your cousin!"

Then they all started talking about how hot my cousins are, and I was about to say "Nobody but Haru," when I remembered that we're supposed to be cousins or something. That'd be kind of gross if they thought I was in love with my cousin. They don't understand anything.

Wait… is he really my cousin? Like, by blood? Or do we just call it that because we're both animals? Isn't it illegal to have sex with your cousins?

A few years ago in sex ed they said that if you have a kid with someone to closely blood related that the kid'll turn blue! That'd be kind of weird, so when I find out if me and Haru are blood related or not, then I'll decide on sex and marriage and all that.

Ha. MARRIAGE! That's a funny word. And a stupid thing to admit you think about.

So anyway, I just sat there and listened to them talk about how hot my "cousins" are, thinking 'if only you knew… he's a rat, he's a cat, and he's a cow'. Wait… aren't cows female? Because they have utters and give milk. GROSS! Does that mean Haru gives milk? But instead of utters it'd kinda be like milking his…

ACK! THAT'S DISGUSTING!

Okay, let's not think about cows anymore.

I'll never be able to look at Haru the same way again.

So I guess BBB thinks we're friends or something now. She says I can sit at their table every day and she gave me her phone number and e-mail and stuff. She even asked me to join the Prince Yuki fanclub!

Fake excitement, in case you didn't pick up on that.

When I got home Kagura's mom was all like 'How was your day, honey?' and I grunted at her, because that's what my day was. GRUNT. GRUNT meaning CRAPPY.

So I've endured my first crap-filled day at SUCKSbara, and still haven't thought of a way out… without making Man-Bitch angry. Well, I guess there's really no way NOT to make Man-Bitch angry. After all, he's a MAN-BITCH!

I could always just hide in the bathroom. Or run away. Or die.

Do public high schools even have bathrooms?

Gross.

-RIN