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Kaze no Namidawa: The Diary of Isuzu Sohma

Entry Five

The next morning I stormed downstairs and out the door five minutes before school was supposed to start. I didn't say a word to anyone as I left. IHTHOOTHOO ITH A BITCH! But anyway, I stormed to school like a… storm… and got my ass in my homeroom seat as the late bell rang.

"Ihthoothoo," Mr. Dick Head said as he did roll call. Well, he doesn't have a lisp, but I don't remember what his real name is so he can be Mr. Dick Head. Because he is. He's a total ass. I hate history teachers. "You're back. Were you sick?"

Puh. Like he CARES.

"No, I skipped because this school sucks my grandma's ass," I said, smirking. People laughed. So did I.

Mr. Dick Head glared at me while he wrote me a pass to go to the scary principal's office. "See ya, Mr. Dick Head," I said as I took it. He didn't seem to notice. Maybe that's his real name.

This was part of my plan, anyway. Instead of going to the principal's office, I was going to auto shop: Hatsuharu's first class. I settled to ask him if I could live with him because he's so damn hot, then Bitchtoko, then Yukionna, then hobo/prostitute. I mean, who can really FAIL as a hobo? I guess it's my last resort!

I wonder why I can say that so cheerfully.

So, even though it took me about ten minutes, I found the garage. Since this was a boy's class aside from like two tomboys, I gathered up all of my hair into a fist and put on a welding mask, tucking my hair into the back and praying the teacher was a dumb ass that wouldn't notice there were THREE people in the class wearing a girl's uniform.

"Hey Haru," I grabbed a wrench from a random kid and walked around the smelly garage, trying to make it look like I knew what I was doing. I stood next to the only kid with white and black hair in the class.

"Who--?" Haru turned off his little welding torch thingy he had been using to fix a car part and lifted his safety goggles up.

His eyes are so hot. I was afraid I was drooling.

"It's me. Rin," I said. I didn't bother taking my welding mask off. My hair was falling out of the back anyway. And there might've been a flood if I took it off.

"Why are you here?" he asked, resuming his project. What a great way to show you're paying attention, HARU!

"I have to ask you something," I said, setting the wrench down on the table.

"Hmm." he grunted.

"Well, since Kagura's mom—"

"You don't like Kaibara, do you?"

No shit.

"Where did that come from?"

"Well, Kagura told me you ditched."

"Yeah? So?"

"Well…it's a pretty good school. And you haven't… you didn't even give it a chance."

I rolled my eyes, which didn't have much of an effect because they were covered. Sometimes I'm pretty stupid. "I didn't come here for you to mentor me, I came here because Kagura's mom is kicking me out and I don't have anywhere to go."

He turned off his tool again but didn't look up. "Why is she going to kick you out?"

"Because I'm dropping out of school."

This time he raised his goggles again. "Rinny, why would you do that?"

Rinny? He hadn't called me that since he was like FIVE.

Damn, that was cute.

"Because I want to."

"That's a stupid reason."

"Shut up!"

I glared at him, only he couldn't tell.

"Well, it is."

Damn he's hot when he makes sense. And when he doesn't. Damn, he's hot! Grr.

"I've already decided I'm going to be a prostitute, so it doesn't matter how smart I am."

He stared at me like I had just told him I was pregnant with his baby, "A…p-prostitute?"

"Yeah. Sex is all I'm good for, so I'm thinking "Why not? I'll get paid"."

"But… what if somebody hugs you?"

Damn! I hadn't thought of that!

"Uh… I'll think about that later. I just need somewhere to live."

"I don't know…"

"Please, Haru?"

"I don't know, Rinny. You know my mom isn't very fond of you."

God, you break one of his mom's vases and you're automatically sentenced to life in Hell.

"Could you ask?"

"Well… okay…"

"A little social, are we?" Teacher Dude walked over to us.

"No, sir!" Haru declared, and resumed working on his car part with a final glance at me as "Isuzu Sohma" was called to the principal's office over the intercom.

"Can I go pee?" I asked the teacher, and he nodded. I darted to the door and pulled my mask off. I swallowed hard as I ran through the halls to the Office of Hell.

-RIN