Idea © Me

StarFox and all related indica (what is indica anyway) © Nintendo

House ™ and © FOX and its related entities. All rights reserved. (Best. Show. Ever.)

---

Prolouge

" And that's why we put on the lid of the blender before we put it on "puree." Understood?" Said Fox angrily to slippy.

"Yes fox…"

"PIZZA!" Yelled the random delivery guy.

"Mine!" Ran off slippy.

"But you have to help clean… Aw carp." Fox began to clean up the mess.

"What was he thinking, making a smoothie with… Is this my deodorant in here?"

"So that's why you smelled so weird last ni-" Interjected Krystal Telepathically.
"Not now, I'm cleaning up this mess."

"Peppy! Fox is talking to himself again!" Yelled Falco.

"Strange when you cut me off… We are the nights who say NI!"

Just then, the author fell in! "I'll just cut in here for a second… WE ARE THE NIGHTS WHO SAY… Wii! That's as ingenious as Kit-katts! I gotta write that down…"

"That is so nauseatingly bad that I- " begins vomiting

"Fox!" Fox began convulsing.

"need- a…. doctor- blach!" vomits more

Then peppy whispers… "Slippy! Sound effects!"

"ooh, right!"

(Begin sound effects…)

-Boomf-

Dum dum dum dum duh nuh nuh

MOUSE S.F.

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Dooo… dooo… dooo-

"Falco! Turn down that massive attack!"

"But I need my mezzanine!"

"We need to get fox to Corneria Rainsburro!"

"We're having wet donkeys treat him?"

"The correct term is a wild as-"

"Assume we don't. He'll die!"

"Fine, fine."

Will fox be okay? Join us after the… commercial break for the beginning of…

MOUSE S.F.