Sexy no Jutsu Gone Wrong

DG32173

Sarah: (grinning) this is gonna be a hell of a lot of fun to write. Well, I don't own Naruto's anime, manga, or the cast from said anime and manga. Ciao.

Sakura: yeah, she's right! This is gonna be funny! I just hope two people aren't gonna be too mad about this.

Sarah: oh, I doubt it. After all, they like each other; and they like me too. So I doubt they're gonna be mad. But thanks for the support, Sakura.

Sakura: no problem.

SUMMARY

Naruto performs the Sexy no Jutsu to turn into a beautiful redheaded girl as a trick. When he tries to change back, he finds out that he's somehow stuck as a girl! He can't even perform his Shadow Clone Jutsu for some reason. Now a lot of guys are flirting with him … er, make that her now. Even Sasuke seems interested in the unknown Nara. And Naruto finds himself … er, herself falling in love with the lonely raven-haired youth. What happens when Sasuke finds out that he had fallen for his rival? And is he too deeply in love to even care? (Sasuke/Naruto)

NOTE

(Author notes)

"Talking"

'Thinking'

POV change

Scene change

Memory

Scene change in memory

Prologue

Naruto takes a deep breath as he looks around the small clearing he is in to check and see if anyone is around. He also spreads his chakra to see if anyone is around that is hiding from view. He doesn't want anyone to see him perform this jutsu. He looks at a girl's dress he had shoplifted not even fifteen minutes ago, which is currently lying gently on the ground. The dress is rather skimpy, with a deep chest and ending barely two inches above his knees. It's a beautiful shade of ocean blue with red and white roses hemming the bottom and fastens in the back so that there are no straps or sleeves of any kind. Very sexy, indeed. Just perfect his sexy no jutsu.

It's been a little over six years since he, Sasuke, and Sakura became teammates and he's now eighteen. And the villagers still treat him like trash. So he's decided to teach them all a lesson by turning into a very pretty girl, winning their hearts, and changing back to laugh in their faces. But, he can't use blond hair or similar facial and bodily features. That'll be a dead giveaway, since the villagers have seen that form for his sexy no jutsu multiple times. So he has spent the last week devising a new girl. He has finally decided and is about to put his plan in action.

He quickly performs the hand signs for the jutsu. In seconds, a beautiful, and nude, long-haired, redheaded girl with laughing navy blue eyes on a heart-shaped face, a very well filled-out chest (probably a single D in bra sizes, that filled out), and an hourglass figure with a very trim waist stands where the blond boy had been. Naruto quickly puts on the dress. He had luckily chosen a name in case he is asked: Nara Imonoto. As well as an alibi for being here, but that will come out later, only just in case.

He smiles lightly as he walks into the village. Almost instantly, all the boys older thirteen and older, and many men, are at his heels. Well, almost all. Sasuke is watching him/her with mild interest from down the road. All the women and girls who the boys and men had been wooing glare at him/her. Especially the fangirls surrounding Sasuke when they realize Sasuke is watching him/her with more emotion than all of them ever got out of him combined.

Naruto brushes his now long red hair over his feminine shoulder with exaggerated movements, and now even Sasuke is mesmerized, seeing as a bit of a soft feminine boob had been revealed in that motion. As soon as Naruto realizes this, he attempts to change back to his normal self to laugh in their faces. Only one problem with that plan. He can't change back. 'Ah, shit!' he thinks, pissed. 'This ain't good.'

"Hey gorgeous, what's your name?" a seventeen-year-old Naruto recognizes as Lin, a shinobi who was a year behind Naruto's academy graduation class.

"My name's Imonoto, Nara." he murmurs smoothly, not missing a beat. "But you can call me Nara-chan," he adds seductively. Eh, well. Might as well play along. He never really much cared for girls anyway. He just flirted with Sakura for the fun of seeing her fume and yell. Perhaps being a girl, a beautiful one at that, might get him laid a few times. But he'd only want to get laid by two males in all the countries. But since one doesn't live in the Leaf country, only one will have to do. And will do very well in Naruto's book … if he could get Sasuke to agree to it, that is. There ain't no way he'd ever force himself on anyone.

Naruto sighs happily as the males follow him into the village. Even Sasuke's eyes follow his movements. "Nara-chan, do you have a place to stay?" one boy asks.

"Yeah, you can stay with me if you don't!" another teen boasts.

"No way! She'll be with me!" cries yet another.

"Not on your life! She's with me!" another growls

Naruto smiles, glad to be accepted; even if they don't know that it's Naruto trapped in a jutsu that backfired on him, it does feel nice to be accepted every now and again. "Please calm down, boys," he purrs. "I don't really have anywhere to go. I went into the forest to find some rare herbs for my small village and got very lost. When I finally got back, I found the village had been ransacked by some raiders and everyone was killed. I fled with fear and found my way here," he says sadly, face turned down with fake tears falling from his eyes. He almost buys his own lie; almost, but doesn't. That's the only way to know if you're a good liar; if you almost buy your own lie, then you're an excellent liar.

"Aw, poor Nara-chan," Lin says. "We won't let anything happen to you!"

"Yeah, we'll protect you," a twenty-something-year old proclaims.

Upon hearing this story, the female population of the village suddenly loses its anger and all the ladies and girls push their way through the males. "Aw, poor kid," a kind lady asks. Naruto recognizes the voice as one of the few adults that never shunned him, and one of the even fewer adults that actually accepted him. It was the owner of the apartment he lives in, Ms. Natalie, as she preferred to be called. Besides, her last name is too complicated to pronounce so Naruto never tried. He always called her "Nana" since she's old enough to be his grandmother and treats him like the child she never had. "How old are you, darling?" Nana asks.

"I'll be nineteen in October," Naruto murmurs truthfully. 'I guess I should start referring to myself as a girl for a while, since I'm stuck one,' he thinks. 'Of course, that won't be too bad. I'll get the kind of attention from guys I never got before,' he adds cheerily.

"Aw, you're barely an adult," another lady says softly.

Naruto notices Sasuke walking towards them. He/she sighs softly. "I'll house her until she can find a place to stay," Sasuke says. This draws attention from the entire crowd. Sasuke had never offered anyone a place to stay, even for a night.

"If you're sure," a sixteen-year-old boy says warily. None of the guys like that Uchiha, Sasuke volunteers to house the cutest 'girl' to come to this village in a long time. And none of the girls like it that Sasuke volunteers to house an unknown girl in his house when none of them made it past his doorstep, with the exception of Sakura. And she never stayed more than three hours at one time.

Naruto is silently cheering. 'YES! I get to be with Sasuke! I get to be with Sasuke!' he thinks happily, doing a happy dance in his mind.

"Alright," Nana says. "You take care of her, Sasuke, or you'll regret it," she warns.

Sasuke nods in understanding and gently takes Nara/Naruto's hand and leads her/him to his home. Naruto notices the small looks of interest Sasuke keeps sending his way but pretends not to. When they reach Sasuke's place, Naruto pretends to be surprise. "Wow! You live here? It's amazing!" he/she gasps in surprise. Of course, Naruto had always thought Sasuke's house is amazing. He just never voiced his opinion until now.

From here, the story will follow Sasuke for several chapters

Sasuke smirks. 'Knew it. Every other girl is crazy about this place for some reason,' he thinks. He shrugs it off and leads 'Nara' into his place.

Okay, that's a rather long prologue. Longest one I've written in a long time. Well, I hope Chapter 1 will be just as long. It will take place three days from where this left off. Ciao until then! Oh, and since you all so readily accepted my challenges in It Started with a Kiss, I've decided I'll only post Chapter 1 after I have a total of 5 reviews. Come on! I had 6 within a couple of days of posting Chapter 1 of It Started with a Kiss. I just hope this one has just as good a liking in the public's eyes as that one.