Sexy no Jutsu Gone Wrong

DG32173

Sarah: okay, this is gonna be an interesting chappie to write. Tsunade will find out straight from Naruto's mouth about the entrapment in his own jutsu. Hope you enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the Naruto anime, manga, or cast.

GENERAL REVIEW RESPONSES

Didn't Naruto change into a girl to prank Sasuke? – in a sense, yes. But he actually changed into a girl to prank the entire village, not just Sasuke

And isn't he a guy? – duh, he's just trapped as a girl.

Was he attracted to Sasuke in the first place? – yes, he was; he was also attracted to Gaara. Flirting with Sakura was just a front, a mask if you will

Why is he acting like a girl? – because he can. And he sometimes acts like that in the show … I think.

Sorry if the questions offend you – they don't. If you have a question or don't understand something, then say so and I'll explain it to the best of my ability, and try to make sense of it to you.

SHORT CATCH-UP

Naruto gets trapped as a redhead. Sasuke offers to allow 'Imonoto, Nara' to stay at his place. Sasuke shows 'Nara' around his home and they chat a bit. The next day, Sasuke and Sakura take 'Nara' out clothes shopping, and Sasuke gets 'Nara' a gift.

NOTE

(Author notes)

"Talking"

'Thinking'

POV change

Scene change

Memory

Scene change in memory

ALERT!

This chapter has a bit of stuff in the science-department, but not too much. Also … sparks and fireworks will FLY! And fly HIGH! … IN TWO CHAPTER! Teehee, I had ya'll all excited only to burst your so-called-bubbles. (grin) let's get this party started!

INDEX

Only what I don't normally use or don't think many people will understand easily will be listed here. Language, other than Japanese, will be listed like this notice.

–baba: a rude term for someone of higher power or level than you; Naruto will use this a lot for Tsunade

Chapter 3

'Nara' and Tsunade

Sasuke sighs as he looks at the clock on the wall. Nara had gone into Tsunade's office about five minutes ago to talk with the Hokage. But it feels like it has been an hour already. "Ugh," he mutters, glaring at the nine-inch-thick double doors across from the bench he's sitting on.

If the doors weren't so thick, he'd be able to listen in on what's going on inside … which is precisely why Tsunade had them installed. Too many people were trying to 'listen in,' or eavesdrop as she put it, on her private conversations, whether with other Leaf ninja, ninja-in-training, over the phone, even with ambassador's from the other countries and distant travelers.

In Tsunade's office

"So, 'Nara' … tell me who you really are," Tsunade says, watching the fidgeting 'girl' on the other side of her large desk. She can tell quite well that this 'girl' isn't actually a girl by the way 'she's' sitting … among other reasons. The 'girl' is wearing a snug light blue t-shirt and a very short denim skirt.

The 'girl' smirks. "How'd ya know, Tsunade-baba?" 'she' asks.

Tsunade, who had been taking a sip of her coffee, starts choking on said coffee. When she manages to finally take a breath, she gasps out the last name she had expected to think this 'girl' would be: "Naruto!"

"Yep," the blonde-turned-redhead says, actually grinning this time.

"Why are you a girl? Shouldn't you be able to change back?" the older woman asks.

"Dunno what happened, but I've been this way since two days ago," he/she replies, slouching in his/her chair. "Couldn't change back for some stupid reason." (I'm gonna start referring to Naruto as a he when it's just him or him and Tsunade, okay? Otherwise, I'm referring to him as a she. This is gonna get damned confusing anyways; I don't want to confuse anyone, much less myself, even worse later on.)

"So, why did you become a girl in the first place?" Tsunade asks, folding her fingers together and laying her chin on the small bridge her fingers create.

"What else? A prank," he replies.

"And why'd you change your sexy-no-jutsu?"

"Wanted to actually fool the villagers."

"And, since you altered your DNA ever-so-slightly, you are now stuck a girl, hm? How predictable."

"Stop teasing me and start finding a way to get me back to normal," is the growled response.

"Ah, and you can't say 'please'?" Tsunade asks, grinning.

"Please find a way to turn me back," is the response in such a tone, Tsunade has a feeling that she was very lucky to not be attacked.

"Alright," Tsunade says. "But, can you perform any jutsus as you are?"

"Uh … I haven't exactly tried," Naruto says, rubbing the back of his neck.

"Why not try the Shadow Clone Jutsu first?" Tsunade suggests. "But
two clones and yourself. No less, no more."

Naruto makes the hand signs for the suggested jutsu almost lightning fast, completely accurately since his been using the jutsu almost every other day for almost the past seven years … only for nothing to happen. "Uh?" Naruto says, confused. "That wasn't supposed to happen."

Tsunade just nods, as if she expected it. "Alright, try another jutsu … how about three defensive jutsus? And a chakra-hiding jutsu as well?" she suggests again.

Naruto nods and does the hand signs for a defensive wind-based jutsu, and it works. He quickly dispels it before Tsunade gets after him for messing up her already messy office even worse. Then he summons a defensive earth-based jutsu, which also works. He dispels it quickly as well. He also tries a defensive water-based jutsu, which works the same way as the other two did, dispelling it just as quickly. He then uses a small jutsu to hide his chakra quite effectively, which usually isn't the case. "Okay … why isn't my Shadow Clone Jutsu working when the rest do?" he asks, even more confused than before. He yawns, suddenly very tired from using that chakra. This confuses him even more; normally he'd not even be sweating from such easy jutsus, even if it were fifteen to twenty around the levels of the ones he just used in a row.

"Much of the chakra you call upon to use in the Shadow Clone Jutsu is given to you by the fox demon in your soul. Since you are now temporarily stuck in a female's body, and the demon is male, the demon won't let you use his chakra unless it is an absolute emergency. Such an emergency will most likely be nothing less than imminent death, yours or your friends," Tsunade explains. "Or, that's how I figure it. The demon's 'masculine' chakra could also be trapped behind some form of 'wall' while your normal chakra changes 'gender' with your body. The 'wall' might only allow 'feminine' chakra through, and since the demon has very little, if any, 'feminine' chakra, the majority of it can't come through."

Naruto nods to show he understands at least the basics. "So the demon locked in me either doesn't want to let me use his chakra or can't let me use it, that what you saying?" he asks to confirm what he got.

"Exactly," Tsunade says. "Lift up your shirt real quick so I can see the seal." Naruto shrugs and does as he is told. This reveals that the seal, which was rather faded this morning when Naruto put the shirt on, is completely gone. "Just as I thought," she says softly. "This proves that the demon has either pulled back of it's own will or was pushed back by something. The seal would only show if the demon is close enough to your conscious to provide you with it's abundance of chakra for you to draw on freely."

"Ugh … is it possible to get the demon to come back? I'm exhausted! And I've only done four jutsus!" Naruto says, yawning again.

"You're exhausted because you alone, though you still have a very high amount of chakra, don't have all that much compared to what you are used to after eighteen years of having a near limitless amount of chakra compared to what us normal folk are used to," Tsunade explains. "And as for the demon, you remember how Gaara taught you to contact it through a deep trance, right?" she continues. Naruto nods. "Try that tonight instead of sleeping. A trance that deep will restore your energy just as easily as, if not easier than, sleep. Find out why you cannot draw on that chakra the demon supplies."

"Yeah, sure," Naruto says. He looks at the clock. "SHIT!" he curses.

"What?" Tsunade asks, slightly confused.

"Er, Sasuke volunteered to 'house' me for a bit," Naruto says a bit awkwardly. "And he's out in the lobby waiting for me … and has been waiting since before I walked in here … an hour and a half ago."

Tsunade nods. "You better go then. He's not exactly the most patient of people in the world. I'll say to anyone who asks that I sent you on a long mission that will take an indeterminate amount of time, ne? I'll look for a way to change you back in the meantime," she says.

"Thanks, Tsunade-baba," Naruto says gratefully, standing and bowing before quickly exiting the office. He smiles gently when he sees Sasuke sleeping lightly while sitting on the bench. He gently brushes his hand against Sasuke's arm to wake up the boy.

Following Sasuke

Sasuke jerks awake when a feminine hand touches his arm. He snaps his eyes open to see Nara smiling at him. His heart leaps to his throat for several moments before returning to its rightful place in his chest … something that only happens whenever Naruto sends a true smile his direction. But something about how easily excitable Nara is and how loud and boisterous she is … something about that reminds him of the boyishly good-looking blonde.

Naruto has yet to swap his boyish features for more adult male features … hell, the blonde hasn't even started shaving yet! Probably the only difference between Naruto as he is now and how he was eight years ago when they first met, a year before they graduated from the academy as teammates with Sakura and each other, is his height. He's grown nearly a foot. Even that short messy hair is the same. And something about the blonde had attracted Sasuke from the very beginning, eight years ago.

But Nara isn't at all like Naruto's sexy-no-jutsu. And even Naruto wouldn't be able to hold a jutsu for this long anyways, he has kept an eye on Nara even at night whenever he awakes from sleep. And no one, that he knows of, can hold a jutsu in their sleep. So it can't possibly be the blonde in his sexy-no-jutsu. Besides, the seal on Naruto's stomach and the whisker-like birthmarks on his cheeks are nowhere to be seen on Nara's body. He had seen her stomach yesterday while she was trying on some of Sakura's clothing. She had been wearing a beautiful silver silk evening dress that had the midriff showing, the top and skirt connected by thin, crisscrossing strands of silver silk over her waist. She had smiled cutely at him when he blushed at seeing her in the deep-necked dress that flowed down to her ankles, excluding what skin was shown around her waist.

He blinks when Nara's hand waves in front of his eyes. "Huh?" he says, looking into her laughing navy blue eyes. He blushes slightly when he realizes that she is leaning over in front of him, exposing a good bit of her ample breasts. He had found out the first night she had spent at his house, just two days ago, that she has no qualms about exposing herself to anyone … so long as they don't try anything stupid.

"Ah, you're fine. You had me worried for a minute there," she says, grinning at him. "Your eyes got all glazed and you had this strange smile on your face. Thinking of someone special?"

He rolls her eyes. "What took so long?" he asks, changing the subject. Nara notices that he hadn't answered her question and smiles lightly.

"Tsunade-sama wanted to see what I can and can't do by way of jutsus," she says. 'Well, that is the truth, but he doesn't know why she wanted to see what I can and can't do,' Naruto thinks.

"Come on," Sasuke says, standing up. He takes Nara's hand and tugs her after him, not seeing the redhead's brilliant crimson blush. The redhead follows him, successfully fighting down her blush.

Sarah: okay. Next chapter will skip several hours to nighttime, when Naruto will have a nice, interesting chat with Kyuubi. Who thinks they know which of Tsunade's theories is correct? Or are neither correct? If you get the answer right, I'll give you a shoutout.