Sexy no Jutsu Gone Wrong
DG32173
Lucky readers! Two updates in two days! Aren't ya'll special? Here's the normal stuff
Sarah: geez, zipping right along, ain't I? Hope you like! Oh, and this chapter is going to be extremely short; so very sorry, folks.
DISCLAIMER: I still dun't own the anime or manga that this modest fanfic is based after … sadly …
Sasuke: (tick mark on forehead) how many times do I have to tell you? Dun't isn't a (is cut off by Sarah's lips pressed against his) (melts into the kiss and deepens it)
Everyone else: (staring and gaping in surprise … except Gaara, who is pointedly ignoring this scenario)
Sakura: she … he … but … how … when … (trails off with nonsensical words) (faints)
Gaara: I told you lot that they liked each other.
Naruto: but you still haven't told us how you feel for her!
Gaara: (light blush) let's just get to the damned story.
GENERAL REVIEW RESPONSES
SHOUT OUT: Sasuke2006: yeah, I love Kyuubi as much as I love Naruto. I don't like how people make him seem like a horrible monster. My belief to the reason he attacked the village was cause several stupid idiots attacked him first and he was angry at them. The nice room thing is awesome, right? I thought people would like it. Review for this chapter too, kay?
I hope Naruto listens to Tsunade: yeah, he will. Very soon. Just not in this chapter.
SHORT CATCH-UP
Nara, a.k.a. Naruto, stays with Sasuke for a while. After several hours of training, Sasuke questions 'Nara' about her distractedness. Fearing letting the truth slip, Naruto flees to Tsunade. Tsunade comforts Naruto and tries to lay his fears to rest.
NOTE
(Author notes)
"Talking"
'Thinking'
POV change
Scene change
Memory
Scene change in memory
INDEX
ALPHABETICAL ORDER! Languages, other than Japanese, will be listed like this notice.
there are no translations needed for this chapter
Chapter 5
Thoughts upon Two Faces: Suspicions
Sasuke sits on the window-seat attached to the only window to his room. He sighs as he looks sadly up at the full moon and thinks about two people has found feelings beyond mere friendship for. Nara didn't return after leaving him standing in the forest yesterday ago. And she hasn't appeared since. At least, not to any of his senses.
But somehow, every time he looks at Nara, Naruto's boyish face lays like an illusion over the redhead's delicate features. But why! Is his subconscious trying to tell him something! If so, what! Everything about Nara, other than her bodily features, constantly reminds him of the blonde. Could she possibly be Naruto? But it can't be! Even Naruto can't hold a jutsu as long as Nara has been in the village. And she doesn't look anything like his Sexy no Jutsu.
'Kami-sama, why do I always think of Naruto when I'm around Nara? Even when she isn't around, she still reminds me of him,' he thinks, picturing the blonde. 'Come to think of it, I haven't seen Naruto in a while. Not since the day before Nara showed up. Could he possibly be Nara? If so, how is he holding the jutsu for so long?'
He shakes his head to rid himself of the ridiculous thoughts. 'I must be losing my mind. Naruto can't possibly be Nara. It must all be a coincidence that Naruto disappeared the day before Nara showed up,' he thinks; he is unconvinced by even his own thoughts. 'Why am I thinking about Naruto anyways?' he thinks, fighting down the pink tinge that always tries to surface on his cheeks whenever he thinks about or looks at the idiotic blonde. 'I don't understand these strange feelings I have for Naruto. Dammit! I did not just think that! I have no feelings for Naruto!' "Dammit," he mutters under his breath.
"What's wrong?" a soft feminine voice asks from behind him.
Sasuke whirls around, crouching in a defensive position. He hadn't heard or sensed anyone enter his room. He is glad when he sees the redhead he is housing standing there, her head cocked to the left slightly. He sighs in relief and stands up straight. "Nara," he says softly. "You came back."
"Well, yeah. I don't have anywhere else to go at the moment," she says. "Those guys from the other day are weird and freak me out. I'm not staying with any of them. Besides, you have all my clothes here and I don't feel like wearing the same clothes for a long time."
Sasuke smiles lightly. "And I'm not 'weird?'" he asks haughtily.
"No. Just abnormal," Nara teases.
Sasuke shakes his head, remembering a time when Naruto had said those exact words to that exact question. "They are the same thing, Nara," he responds with the same response, just a different name.
"Nah-uh! They are very different," Nara says, crossing her arms, looking to the left, and giving a "humph!"
'Naruto said and did just that!' Sasuke thinks, surprised. "You remind me of one of my friends," he says.
"Really? Who?" she asks, navy blue eyes watching him. Her eyes still hold a bit of the sadness that she had run off with earlier, but nowhere near as deep as it had been.
"Remember the guy I told you about, Naruto?" he asks.
Nara's eyes widen slightly, then she smiles a sad smile. "Him?" she asks.
"Yeah," Sasuke says, worried about how sad her smile is. "Is something wrong?"
Nara sighs and looks down. "Sasuke-san, there's something I need to tell you," she say softly.
"What?" he asks, her voice making him feel very worried.
"I need you to promise you won't hate me when I tell you, though," she says.
"Why would I hate you? What is it?" he asks, confused.
"Just promise," she insists.
"Alright, I promise," Sasuke says.
Nara moves to take up the seat that Sasuke had vacated when she first spoken. She sighs and looks down at her hands folded in her lap. "Well, the truth is …"
Sarah: okay, this is gonna go a bit faster than I thought it would when I started. But I still have many, many chapters to go before Naruto will change back to normal.
Naruto: so I'm stuck a redheaded chick for a long time? And Sasuke's finding out my identity next chapter!
Sarah: (grins) he may not find out next chapter. You never know what can happen during the next chapter. Only I do, and you'll just have to wait and see. Later all my readers! See ya'll next chapter! So, do you think Naruto gets to explain the truth … or will something happen to interrupt the truth-telling thing? (winks) you get it right, you get a BIG shoutout! Since nobody got the shoutout from chapter 3 in chapter 4, I wonder if anyone will get this right? And you only have those two choices, so it's a fifty-fifty chance. With those odds, I'm hoping at least one or two people get it right.