Aslans life in a retirement home

Sunday. Bingo night . Aslan despised bingo. Until they called b4.

"BINGO!" he croaked

"Please name your numbers sir… AND don't hurt me!" the caller said cowering.

"B4" he said

"What are your other numbers?"

Aslan shrugged "B4"

"Any DIFFERENT numbers?"

"B4"

"I am gonna have to ask you to leave old lion/man"

Aslan stood up grumbling and grabbed hold of his walker, (Yes he has a walker, got a problem with that?) and slowly inched out of the bingo room.

"I thought I told you to leave sir!" Said the caller.

"I'm goin' can't you see?"

"No. Not really" The caller squinted down at Aslan and noticed some movement.

"Well I'm goin' so, shut your yapper. Wasn't king of Narnia for nothing! Back in the days when those kids…. What where their names? Peter, whats-her-face, Lucy, and whats-his face, he had a really ugly face….ed um eddy…. Uhhhh Eddum! That's right! His name was Eddum!"

"Sir! Are you going to leave?" Called the caller

"You know I think that I will visit them in my dear old Narnia"

"Good to know sir. Will you leave now!"

"Now where did I leave those magic ring thingys? Ahh here!" He reached into his daily bowl of porridge and pulled out a green and a yellow ring.

Aslan tried to fit it on his finger but failed miserably. So eventually, he was just zapped to the forest between the worlds where he jumped into a pool. The ground was rather squishy, and slimy.

"Was it this squishy when I left Narnia. The ground smells like meat! I am hungry!" He reached down and pulled up a hunk of the ground. Quickly he shoved it into his mouth.

He chewed it once.. he chewed it twice.. he chewed a lot of other times and then he swallowed it and said "My this ground is made up of pastrami!"

He looked around and gasped and then he screamed very very loud "IT'S A WHOLE WORLD MADE OF PASTRAMI!"

Aslan was indeed, (for once) correct! Everything was really made up of Pastrami.

"Should I go back to Narnia or should I stay in this Paradise of pastrami?... Hey that's a tongue twister! Try saying that five times fast! Paridiens of pastrimai, paridieee of pasrtrimi, pihdgduqyw of paswteeii"

A/n: So there is the first chapter! Hope you liked it at it fun little cliff hanger. Thanks to Soggybox for helping with the first chapter.