30 Ways To Annoy Sango
Hi, sorry for making you wait but I finally finished it…and I already finished Chapter 5!
Note: italics were made by my sister
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha T.T
paint hirakos to look like a demon
kept taking Kohaku's jewel shard out then putting it in
tell her Miroku has several wives
run up to Miroku and yell daddy
kidnap Kirara
tell Miroku when she's taking a bath
dress up as her and mimic everything she does
sew a pocket in Miroku's robe and put bad pic's in it
steal hirakos
call her macho chick
ask her if she wears tights cuz she wants to try out for the part of Romeo
pull her hair
name all the prostitutes Miroku tried to buy (make sure you don't have anything planned after this)
crash Kagome's bike into her
keep stepping on the back of her heels
tell her you slayed Naraku while she was sleeping
when she wakes up, tell her that she slept for a decade and that Miroku and Inuyasha went gay
scream "rape" every time she comes near you, but deliberately run towards her
say that Miroku was so desperate that he tried to rape Kirara
spread the rumor that she's a lesbian
tell her that Fluffy killed Kohaku and Naraku raped his dead body
kick her and run
draw a pic of her and make it ugly and evil (like a witch. ..cough...cough…Kikyo…screams and runs away)
8. ask her if Fluffy's her role model cuz they both wear pink eye shadow
sing "Dirty Little Secrets" every time Miroku comes near her
ask her if she likes it when Kagome's gone cuz she has two guys
keep saying "I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm nauseous" (like in courage the cowardly dog)
paint her face like a clown
jump on her back and pretend she's a horse and sing "Yankee Doodle"
sing the American national anthem (Star Spangled Banner) every five minutes
1. give her a "fine" for Kirara "peeing" on a fire hydrant
Sorry for making you wait, so I have an extra.
every time someone says Miroku's name, say bleep like it's being censored