30 Ways To Annoy Sessohmeru
Italics were inspired by my sister
Tell him that in most cases, it takes a real man to wear pink eye shadow but besides Sango, no one else wears it
Follow him around and say "fluffy" constantly
Pin a tail on his butt and sin "put a tail on his butt and call it macaroni" to the tune of Yankee Doodle
Tell him that he's out classed by Inuyasha
Tell him Jakken is Inuyasha's follower now
Cling to his leg and call him mommy
Tape a Santa hat to his head and jump in his lap and tell him you want a "pin the tail on fluffy" game
Sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt" song
Force him to go trick-or-treating and when someone asks what his costume is, tell them he's a woman dressed as a man
Glue playboy bunny ears to his head
Cut his clothing
Sing the "she wore an itsy bitsy teeny tiny yellow polka dot bikini for the first time today" thing
Tell everyone that the great Lord Sessohmeru is a weak hanryu
Put a "kick me" sign on his stomach
Repeat everything he says
Steal his sword (the painful one)
Tell him that he failed demon school and that he has no right to carry a sword
Throw flowers at him
Kidnap the dragon thing
Insult his father and mention that his failure is also in his veins because they share blood
Whip him
Cut his hair
Braid it with beads
Edit pictures of him and Jakken
Ask if he's gay because he keeps turning girls away
Keep pestering him to look at his sword and when he gives in, say you weren't interested to begin with
Draw a crescent moon on you forehead screaming, "I am Lord Sessohmeru! Give me all your hair products!
Run around screeching, "I am Batman!" (or Kankuro..from Naruto)
Introduce him as Miss Sesshy
Defeat him in battle
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