AN: We uploaded the wrong chapter earlier today, andwe just noticed that. we guess that's why the story sounded a little weird right there. These next chapters are kinda weird, but they gave us a good laugh, so... yeahs!

Chapter 6: Neville's Magenta Shirt

Ron POV

"Harry! Get your ass down here now!" I screeched.

"What's your hurry?" Harry replied casually as he came down the stairs.

"We're already ½ an hour late."

"Relax, we're fashionably late."

"So, first you take a huge amount of time to get ready and then, you talk about fashion. Mate, I think you've turned into a girl."

"You just noticed," Harry answered in a high falsetto voice, "I'm insulted." Whoa! Déjà vu! It was like the Yule ball all over again.

"Shut up," was all I managed to say.

"Come one, you're not still jealous about Mosley are you?"

"Why would I be?" I grumbled as we walked down the hall and I started to hear music.

"He's going with Hermione."

"Err… who?" I tried to sound nonchalant.

"Hey, it's muggle music!" Harry stopped to adjust his emerald green collared shirt. I rolled my eyes and just kept walking. When he was done he ran up to me and shoved me into the caf.

It was decorated with cheesy Muggle decorations. It looked as if the students had done it themselves. Sad really, but it doesn't really matter to me.

Hey! Where did Harry go?

He's dancing already! And he just left me here? Best mate my ass Potter.

Harry POV

I felt bad about ditching Ron, but I couldn't help it. This tall blonde just pulled me on to the dance floor. I didn't want to seem rude, so I stayed.

Malfoy POV

"Draco," I heard Pansy whine, "I'm the girl; you wait for me!"

I sighed, gave my hair one last final fix, grabbed my nicest black silk cloak and went downstairs.

"Are you happy now Pansy? You really shouldn't upset the mastermind behind your extremely stylish outfit."

"Sorry, Draco," she said before grabbing my arm and dragging me to the dance. "I just didn't want to be, you know, tackily late."

She made a good point.

Before we entered the caf, she made a quick adjustment to her short green and black pinstripe skirt and silver spaghetti strap shirt and black blazer. I am a genius! When she was satisfied we entered the room.

"Nothing like Hogwarts," I muttered as Pansy attached herself to me again.

She began to parade me around the room when I heard the door open and loud rap music begin to play…

It was Parsons and Piper.

The first thing I noticed was their outfits. Parsons was wearing an oversize jersey and huge baggy pants that hung so low you could see his plaid boxers. No one wants to see that. Americans have no fashion sense. Piper on the other hand, did. Her outfit was a short pleated brown skirt with knee high leather boots and lavender tee shirt with an extremely low neck line.

"Dracoooooooo…" Pansy, again, "their entrance was better than ours, but her outfit is sooooooo last season."

"How would you know?" I snapped. Hey, she's really annoying.

"Yo, Malfoy!" Parsons said as he walked up to us.

"Hi Draco!" Piper said seductively. I should be with her. At least she has a fashion sense.

"You seen Potter," Parsons asked.

"Gladly, no"

"Well, if you see him, tell him we have some biz – nat to take care of."

"Well, there's Weasley, ask him." Parsons is starting to annoy me.

"Bye Draco," Piper cooed. Pansy scowled.

Ron POV

I was minding my own business, looking for Hermione when Parsons came up behind me and pushed m. I stumbled and heard Piper giggle.

"Where's Potter?"

"With some girl," I replied coolly.

"What no Rosalynn? I bet she's heartbroken," Piper sneered.

I began to walk away, but Parsons stopped me. "When you see him, tell him we have some business to take care of."

I looked at him and raised an eyebrow.

"I'll send Rosie over if I see her," Piper said as she left.

She's an evil, prettier form of Pansy, but she looks vaguely like Hermione. I thought as my mind began to drift. Suddenly, I was bumped into again.

It was Rosalynn dragging Neville.

"Oh my god, I'm sorry!" Rosalynn said. "Oh, it's just you."

"Nice shirt Neville," I said as I tried not to laugh at his pink shirt.

Neville sneered and flipped me off.

"What's with you?" I asked shocked.

"He's just…" Rosalynn began to defend him.

Rosalynn POV

"… Ummm, tired. We've had a long night."

Ew, this guy is touching me. How I wish I was with Ron. This shirt I had Neville wear would match Ron's fiery red hair soooooooooo much better. No Rosalynn, stay strong. Make him come to you.

"Come on Neville," ha got his name right, "Lets dance. See ya Ron."

Damn, now I've gotta dance with this oaf. He better not step on my new pink ballet flats.

Ron POV

Good, she's gone. That girl is a bloody stalker, I tell you. Bloody insane that one is. Poor, poor Neville.

Harry POV

I've been dancing for a ½ an hour straight. I don't even know these girls, but they keep making me dance.

"Yo, Potter!" I turned around and came face to face with Parsons.

"Yes?"

"We have some biz – nat to take care of. You rejected Piper." This was awkward. I saw Piper making fake sobs on Parsons's shoulder. Americans are so weird.

"So what? Are we gonna duel," I can't compare hundreds of dementors or a bunch of death eaters to him. I'll beat him no problem.

"No. We're gonna do this old school, yo!"

Pansy POV

Where is that little bitch? I need to make her jealous of me and Draco. There's no need for me to continue giving Malfoy a lap dance, if she's not here.

Malfoy POV

Pansy's kinda scaring me right now, but it could be worse, I guess…

Ron POV

I was watching Pansy give Malfoy a lap dance (where are the teachers when you need them) when Harry came running over.

"Ron… need… your… help," he panted.

"Sure mate. What is it?"

"Just come on. We need to get Neville too. He could be helpful I guess."

I wonder if this has to do with what Parsons was talking about before? Who knows…

So I followed Harry through the crowd. It was hard to hear and it was crowded. Then I saw Neville although he was kinda hard to miss, with that magenta shirt and all. "Oy! Neville. Harry needs your help."

"What for?"

"Dunno. Come on, it sounds urgent!"

Rosalynn POV

I bet Ron came over here, so that he could see me. Oh, he's taking Neville away. I bet he's jealous.

Piper POV

This should be interesting. I thought as I examined my French manicure. It was perfect, just like me. Potter deserves this though. He did reject me!