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A/N: Hi everyone! I'm updating! Yeah! Sorry,it takes a while. This story's just the same as my other one: I won't update on the week days(Except Friday nights). Just the weekends. I don't have enough time during the week. I have changed the title to 'All Because Of A Bludger',for two reasons:1)There's another story titled,'Remember'. 2)'Remember?' just didn't seem. . .I dunno.
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Chapter 3-Inseedio and Chocolate Bikini's
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"Is everyone here?"
"Er,I think everyone's here. . .except for Peter." Remus replied nervously to Lily.
"Argh,Pettigrew! I told him to come at 2:30! Didn't you remind him or something?" Lily asked exasperated.
It was 2:30 and time for the group study in the library. The group met Monday's,Wednesdays,and Thursday's. There was quite a few people who came. Mostly 5th or 7th year trying to cram in as much studying as possible. Lily and Remus,along with a few others(mostly prefects)(James didn't go because according to him he 'didn't need to study'. . .although he has been caught in the library a few times. . .)) had started the group at the beginning of the year. They'd walk around and help who ever needed help.
"I did remind him this morning,but Peter's always had this horrible thing about remembering things." Remus replied.
Lily sighed and opened her charms book,"Ok,where did we leave off? Pettigrew!" Lily added loudly.
"Er,I don't think we left off on 'Pettigrew'." A 5th year replied,snickering.
Lily glared at him and he stopped. She then looked across the table where Peter and to her(and many others) suprise James Potter standing there.
"Peter! . . .James? What are you doing here?" Remus asked quickly.
Peter and James sat down across from Lily and Remus,"Oh,I thought I'd better go to a study group or whatever it's called since I have no clue about spells or magic or whatever it's called." James said embarressed.
"Well,that's good! Just spiffy! Right,Lily?" Remus asked as Lily stared with narrowed eyes from Peter to James,"Yes. . .wonderful." She said evenly.
"Oh,sorry for being late Lily. Peeves let out a whole bunch of cornish pixies and well. . .they got me hooked to a suit of armor. James had to get a portrait of Sir Herterbee off the wall and wack them away. . ." Peter apologized.
"Yeah,those were mean little buggers!" James added.
The boys looked at Lily closely.
Lily seemed to ease up a bit,finding their excuse reasonable,"Well, let's work on some spells to defend you from cornish pixies then. The pixies are mostly harmless,they just like to make trouble. One spell that can help is 'immobulus'. It freezes the creatures. Now open your DADA books to page 132. . ."
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"You have it Potter! Good. . .Pettigrew! What did you do to Remus?" Lily asked turning to Remus and Peter.
It had been 30 minutes and James had finally gotten the spell. Peter had it somewhat,but instead of just freezing Remus(He practiced the spell on Remus,poor guy),he actually froze Remus.
"Oops. Sorry. . ." Peter trailed off walking up to Remus."How do we unfreeze him?"
Lily sighed and unmelted Remus with her wand. Remus fell down from his pose and glared at Peter.
"I said I was sorry!" Peter protested.
"Yeah,yeah." Remus grumbled,brushing some icicles off his shoulders.
"Ok,now that your unfrozen,Remus,we can try the spell again!" Lily continued.
Remus' eyes widdened,"W-What? No! Please no. . ." He moaned eyeing Peter's wand.
Lily gave Remus a sympathetic smile before conjuring a pillow and throwing it to him,"Here. Use this."
"Thanks,Lily. Ok,Peter,let's try this again. And this time don't point it at me. Point it at this pillow." Remus explained.
Lily shook her head and turned back to James,who had watched the scene in amusement. "Ok,you've gotten the spell down,let's try something different." Lily said. She stood pondering over what he should do. He needs some simple spells first. Hmmm. . .
"Let's try the incendio spell. It sets things on fire." Lily said then regretted her choice of spells.
Even if James lost his memory,he sure didn't lose his personality. His troublemaking personality in particular.
He rubbed his hands excitedly,"Ohhh,we get to set things on fire?"
Lily sighed and shook her head,"Yes. But be careful. We don't want Hogwarts burnt down to the ground." She said with a laugh.
James grinned and pulled out his wand.
"Ok,the spell is-"
"I'm sorry,Remus!" A shout was heard.
"SORRY! SORRY! I HAD THE BLOODY PILLOW TWO FEET IN FRONT OF YOU AND YOU STILL GOT ME INSTEAD!" Remus' shout was heard.
James and Lily,along with everyone in 5 mile range turned to Remus and Peter.
"ARGH! . . .I mean it's alright Peter. Let's try it again." Remus' shouts turned to a hiss as Madame Pince walked by.
Lily and James laughed and turned back to there study session.
"Ok,the spell is 'incendio'." Lily pronounced the word slowly.
"Inseedio." James said wrong.
"No,incendio. Not inseedio." Lily tried again.
"Incerdio." James said wrong again.
Lily sighed. This was going to take a while.
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"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" Remus screamed as he was set on fire.
"I'm sorry Remus!" Peter shouted to Remus as he stamped at his robes.
Apparently,Peter had gotten immobulus(or Remus had just given up)and was starting on incendio. At least he got it.
"Stop,drop,and roll,Remus!" James yelled to his friend.
Remus did as told and dropped to the floor rolling around.
He finally got the fire out and was about to get up when Peter yelled,"I'll save you!" And sent a 'aguamenti!' at Remus.
Remus fell down and sputtered as water hit him in the face,"Peter. . .the fires. . .out!"
"Oh,oops. Er. . ." Peter said pulling his wand back.
Remus didn't get up,instead he just laid on the floor,"Let's try the spell again,Peter." He said in a helpless voice.
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"You've got it!" Lily exclaimed as a quill whizzed past her ear and into James' outstretched hand.
James had mastered quite a few spells in the past hour. They were working on 'accio' now. James had just gotten it.
"Let's practice a bit more." Lily commanded. She held up a potions book,"Ok,on the count of five,say 'accio' while pointing to this book. It should be a bit harder,considering it's bigger. It'll be good practice though. Make sure you aim good. . .Ok,One. . ."
James grinned a sly grin. He might not aim very good. . .
". . .Two. . ."
James met Lily's eyes and his grin widened. She had no idea.
". . .Three. . ."
James pulled out his wand and pointed it at the book Lily was holding.
". . .Four. . ."
James quickly moved his wand a bit,without Lily's notice.
". . .Five! . . .AHHHH!" Lily screamed as she,instead of the book came whizzing to James.
She bumped right into James,"Oof."
"Oh,sorry,Lily. I must have slipped." James explained with a smirk on his face as he looked down at her.
Lily thought she heard falseness in James' voice. She looked up at him,"I bet." She muttered then back away from James,gathering her things up and putting things into her bag.
"PETER!" Remus voice was heard again,along with Peter protests and apologies.
"Where are you going?" James asked walking up to the table,"I still need practice."
Lily glared at him and her lips pursed,"Go ask Remus or Black or how about Peter?" She snapped.
James raised an eyebrow,"What's with you?"
"We were getting along fine then you had to go and do that stupid little stunt." Lily spat.
James rolled his eyes. She could be so serious. "I was just having a bit of fun. We all need some after an hour of studying."
Lily slung her bag over her shoulder,"I don't." She said simply walking away from James and out of the library.
James stared confused at her retreating back. He didn't think she'd get mad and storm just because he did a pointless joke.
James at first didn't really know why his old self or before he lost his memory,didn't like Lily. He really didn't know. She was smart,undoubtablely pretty,kind to everyone(not him). . .but he was starting to realize that one reason he didn't was that she was a strict non-rulebreaker and very sirius. . .Ugh,he was spending to much time around Sirius. He just said one of the stupidest jokes of time. The dreaded Sirius/Serious joke.
Maybe he could losen her up. Didn't Sirius say they had to do patrols later that night? Maybe he could bring along his invisibility cloak,which he found earlier hidden in a book with it's pages cut out in a square on a bookshelf.
There was just enough room for the cloak in it. Apparently Sirius and Peter weren't big on reading and James had found the perfect hiding spot. Remus,well he wasn't much for reading books on 'Explaining the Birds and Bees To Your Kids' so he guessed he didn't have to worry about Remus finding the cloak.
He really didn't know why the Marauders had that sort of book in their dorm. None of them had kids. . .at least he didn't think they did. He'd only known them for about a week. . .but something like that couldn't have slipped their minds could it? Oh Merlin. . .what if it was him with the kid?
He had thought up a theory. A crazy theory but a theory.
What if he and Lily. . .had a kid. And that's why she was so mad at him. Because he got her pregnant or something. He'd have to ask. Maybe tonight at. . .patrols? Is that what it's called?
"JAMES HELP ME!" Remus voice was heard again through the library all the way to Austrailia.
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"Sirius?" James asked that night,9:55pm,in the common room.
"Yeah?" Sirius asked,looking up from a quidditch magizine.
"Do you know why-"
"Are you ready?" A voice said behind him.
The Marauders turned to see an impatient Lily standing,tapping her foot.
"Well?" Lily asked again.
"Ready for what?" James asked.
Lily sighed exasperated and looked at Sirius,"I suppose you didn't tell him,did you?"
"Oh,I told him about patroling but that's it." Sirius replied,"Enjoy yourself Jamesie. A whole hour of Evans. . . .The Hour of Evans."
Everyone laughed,Lily's was dry though,"Hahaha-Come on,Potter." Lily spun around and walked out the portrait hole,James followed.
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"So. . . .Lily. . ." James started trying to make conversation,tired of the silence.
Lily looked at James,"Why are doing that?"
James raised an eyebrow,"Doing what?"
"Lily. Your calling me Lily." Lily explained.
"What am I suppose to call you? Lily's your name right?" James asked confused.
"Yeah. . .but you've always called me Evans. . .before the quidditch accident." Lily replied slowly.
"Oh. How was i suppose to know? Do you want me to call you 'Evans',Lily?" James asked.
Lily shrugged,"As long as you don't give me any other nicknames I'm ok with Evans or Lily."
"Ok,Evans or lily. I'm James Potter. You can call me James." James said teasingly.
Lily gave him a small smile,but it quickly disappeared,"Alright."
Silence.
"I'm sorry." James spoke.
Lily looked at James strangely,"What?"
"I'm sorry." James repeated.
"For what?" Lily asked.
"For. . .you know. I know why your always mad at me. You should let me help take care of the little tyke. How old is he?" James asked.
". . .What are you talking about? Care of-? Tyke-? How old-? How old is what?" Lily asked bewildered.
"You know. . .the kid." James said awkwardly.
"Po. . .James. . .there are many,many kids. Any in particular your talking about?" Lily asked.
James face turned to a look of horror,"We have more than one baby? Just how many do we have?"
Lily stopped abruptly and stared at James wide-eyed,"Excuse me? I don't have babies,much less any with you." Lily exclaimed indignantly.
James sighed dramically,"You shouldn't try to them."
"Wh-?" Lily sputtered. What in the world? What was he talking about? She had never had a baby and didn't plan to have one soon. Especially with him.
"What are you going to do when you get out of Hogwarts,Lily? How are you going to support the babies?" James asked,clearly not understanding Lily.
Lily clearly didn't understand James either. She backed away from James,"What is wrong with you? I don't have a baby,or more than one baby! I couldn't take care of one when I'm only 17-years-old! Besides the fact that my parents would absolutely murder me if I had a baby."
James furrowed his eyebrows and stared at Lily. He took a step forward,"You mean we don't have kids?"
"Noooo. . ." Lily trailed off slowly.
"Then why. . .the other Marauders don't have kids or anything do they?" James asked.
"Not that I know of." Lily answered,"What made you think we had. . .children? We haven't even been in a relationship! We've always been enemies. Besides we're only 17,not that it matters since I'd never have a baby with you or anything remotely like that."Lily added quickly,turning a bit pink from embarressment of certain thoughts.
James laughed nervously,turning red,"Oh well,there's this book and. . .nevermind." James sighed in relief. He didn't have a kid/s! He had never been in a relationship with Lily.
Lily eyed him curiously before continuing walking quickly.
James shook his head and jogged to catch up with her,"Er,sorry about that. I got a little confused. I get confused a lot these days." James explained.
Lily stared straight ahead,trying to ignore James' gaze,"It's. . .alright. I understand. You don't remember anything."
"I will in a few months when Madame Pony-"
"Pomfrey." Lily corrected.
"-Pomfrey,right. When Madame Pomfrey has the potion ready." James finished.
Lily sighed tiredly at the thought of James as his oldself,"Oh joy."
"Why don't we get along?" James asked after a small pause.
Lily rolled her eyes and tried to speed up,"We just don't. We're too different. Ever since the two of use met we've clashed with each other. He's a troublesome,pompous,idiot,no good,perverted,stupid-"
"I am him,remember?" James cut in.
"Right,anyways,he's just an idiot, while I'm a-"
"Never break a rule in her life,never gets in trouble,doesn't see the sense in pranks,teachers pet-"
"Ok!" Lily stopped him.
James smirked at her,"That doesn't mean we couldn't be friends. Look at Remus for example. He's a prefect,does his homework and all that boring stuff,but we're friends." James pointed out.
"It's different with him!" Lily protested.
"How so? Please explain."
"Well. . .he has some stuff in common with you. I have absolutely nothing in common with you." Lily said slowly.
"We have stuff in common. We're 7th years. We both are in the same house,supposedly both top students,er,I think their called Head Students. . ." He trailed off.
"Yes,but those aren't. . .aren't. . . .argh!" Lily groaned in frustration,"You make me so angry,Potter!"
"What'd I do?" James asked.
"You just have to argue!"
"Well,what you said was wrong! I had to correct you!" James pointed out.
Lily glared at him and turned away.
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"Let's go check the Room of Requirements." Lily suggested,after 20 minutes of silence. Way too much bloody silence.
"The Room of Requirements?" James questioned,following Lily's directions.
"Yes. It's a room that appears whenever you need it. You showed it to me once during patrol." Lily admitted grudgingly.
"Huh." Was all James said.
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"Here we are." Lily said,walking in front of a wall.
"Er,it looks like a wall to me,Lily." James replied uncertainly. "Are you sure your feeling alright?" He asked jokely putting a hand to her forehead.
Lily got out of his reach,"I'm feeling fine,thanks for your concern." She added dryly.
"Anytime." James answered lightly.
"This is the Room of Requirements. What you do is think of what you need and walk back and forth in front of the wall while think." Lily explained,starting to walk back and forth in front of the wall.
To James' amazement a door appeared,"Woah. . ."
Lily stopped pacing and walked to the door and turned the knob to find. . .nothing. . .except for. . .
"Chocolate?" James asked,peering into the room.
It was a room made of chocolate. Everything. Chocolate. Everything.
Lily laughed weakly,"Er,I've been craving chocolate all day. I guess I had a few thoughts about chocolate as well."
"A few? The whole place is made out of bloody chocolate! . . .good thinking." James added walking in and taking a bite out of the arm rest of a couch.
Lily looked back out,should she be playing around right now? How would she explain this to a professor if they found her? What if-
"Are you coming or what? This chocolate is the best!" James exclaimed,picking up a chocolate book entitled,'Explaining the Birds and the Bees To Your Kids'. James quickly dropped that to the floor with a yelp and smashed it with his foot on accident.
"What is it?" Lily asked,closing the door and walking to the couch.
"Er,the book it had nuts. I'm allergic to nuts." James lied. James didn't know if he was alleregic to nuts. Couldn't remember,duh.
Lily looked at the couch warily,wondering if she should sit. It might melt. . .Oh well,"How did you know that?"
"Sirius told me." James quickly explained.
Lily only nodded biting into a a chocolate Bertie Bott's Bean and carefully opening a milk chocolate book entitled,'Which Wizard for the Witch?'. She gasped as she opened it. She didn't think you could actually read the books. But you could The pages were delicate and thin but still chocolate.
"You can really eat into that book,can't you?" James asked lamely.
"Yeah. . ." Lily breathed starting to read through the book,munching a bit off every once and a a while. Making sure not to eat any words though.
James looked around the room. He spotted something interesting.
The boy got up from the couch and walked to what appeared to be a row of sinks.
He slowly turned one of the sink handles and was suprise to see chocolatey liquid spill out. James put his hand under the liquid. It was warm and gooey. He tasted the liquid. Mmmm,melted chocolate. Lily had to see this.
"Lily,come over here!" He called to Lily.
Lily sighed and put a chocolate bookmark into her chocolate book and walked across the choclate floor to James,"What is it?"
"Look at this!" He exclaimed,filling a chocolate cup from a chocolate cabinet on the chocolate wall with the chocolate liquid.
"Wow. . ." Lily trailed off looking at the liquid still pooring out from the faucet.
"Here. Better get it down fast. The cups already starting to melt." James said handing the glass to Lily then getting a glass for himself.
Lily brought the cup to her lips,"Mmmm,it's good. Really good."
"Woah! This could get you awake in the mornings,couldn't it?" James exclaimed as he drank from his cup.
Lily nodded taking another sip and examining the room. She noticed a wardrobe in the corner. Setting down her glass she walked over to the wardrobe and opened it.
She started snickering quietly then began down right laughing at what she saw.
"What's so funny. . ." James trailed off as he saw what was inside of the wardrobe. He snorted with laughter,"Why is there-there chocolate bikini's in here?"
So there was.
About 10 chocolate bikini's hung neatly in the closet.
"I don't know! I didn't think about bikini's!" Lily argued.
"Well don't look at me. I didn't wish or think of anything." James said.
Lily snort as she pull one out examining it,"How are you suppose to wear one of these anyways? It'll just melt." She regretted that statement.
James remained silent,but had a roguish grin on his face.
"Oh,stop that right now!" Lily exclaimed throwing the bikini at him.
James laughed as the bikini fell to the floor,"I didn't do anything!"
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"Lily close your eyes."
"Why?"
"Because I said so."
"That's not a reason!" Lily protested.
"Yes it is,now close 'em. I'm not going to do anything." James replied.
Lily sighed and closed her eyes,"Ok,their closed,now what?"
Silence.
"Pot. . .James? . . . .What are you up to?" She asked.
Lily felt his presence. He was right in front of her,she knew it. What was he doing?
"Jam-AAAAHHHHH!" Lily screamed as a warm liquid was poured down her face. Her eyes bolted open to see James Potter standing above her munching on a cup.
"You are so dead." Lily threatened.
James raised an eyebrow playfully,"Oh really?"
"Yes really." Lily answered,walking to one of the sinks,filling a cup with chocolate. Then walking all the way back to James and pouring it on top of him.
"Argh! I can't see!" James yelled,glasses covered.
Lily laughed,grabbed her chocolate,'Which Wizard for the Witch' and ran out of the Room of Requirements leaving James behind to get chocolate off his glasses.
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The clock chimed 11:00 times.
Oh no! She had goofed off 40 minutes of her patrol time! With Potter of all people!
Lily had just entered the common room carrying her half melted/half eatten away chocolate book. She looked around to find the common room empty.
She was still covered in chocolate,which was now dried and crusty.
The portrait hole swung open,James running through,panting. He stopped in front of Lily,laughing. His glasses all smugged up,yet clear enough to see through. "Thought you could get rid of me,did you? Let me tell you,Evans,you can never get rid of me." He said in a joking manner.
Lily didn't laugh nor smile,"Potter we goof off more than half of our patrol!"
"So? What's the big deal?" James asked cluelessly.
"What's the big deal? We got to be heads because the professors trusted us. What if death eaters or someone like that snuck into the castle while we were laughing over chocolate bikini's? What then?" Lily asked.
"You were the one who wish for a chocolate room,not me." James argued.
"Yes,but you forced me to stay in the chocolate room!" Lily snapped back.
James scoffed,"Yeah right! I persuaded you! The chocolate persuaded you! The books persuaded you! No one forced you!"
Lily turn red with anger,"See? This is what I meant. We're too different! We can't do anything without arguing!" Lily yelled.
"We didn't argue for," James looked at a clock on the wall,"for 40 minutes!"
"Whoopeedoo! I think that's the first time! When will you ever grow up?" Lily yelled.
James was now turning red with anger as well,"Me? As I already said: I wasn't the one to wish for a chocolate room!"
"I didn't wish for a chocolate room! I just had chocolate on my mind!" Lily protested.
"What's the different!" James asked.
"I don't know!" Lily yelled,anger getting the better of her.
"See? You just don't want to admit your wrong! Or the fact that your a stuck-up,know-it-all,teacher's pet who takes everything way too serious!" James shouted to Lily,his anger also getting the better of him. He regretted saying those words just after saying them.
"Shut up!" Lily yelled. She sniffed and stared at him,"At least I take something seriously! You don't take anything seriously! We're going into the real world in less than a year. We'll be adults! You couldn't handle that for your life!" Lily screamed. She clenched her fist,then kicked James in his shin and ran up the girls stairs to her dorm.
"Ow! Bloody. . ." James trailed off falling to the floor,holding his leg.
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A/N: Ok,this was a bit angsty,but oh well. Please tell what you think! Thanks!
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