Summary: Everyone wants to know how Ero-sennin is involved, this is his introduction.

Inspiration: I was playing this Japanese SNES game on my computer for way too long . Thus the idea of the challenge. You'll find out what I'm playing by the time you read the last page. Happy Valentine's Day!


­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­Flashback to one week ago…

Tenten and Hinata were working up a good sweat during their non-stop three hour sparring marathon. A breeze blew past them as they stood panting from exhaustion, ten feet apart in a fighting stance on the grassy green training grounds of the Konoha forest. With their lovers away in a distant land, the kunoichis have spent more time together training with each other to kill time until they retuned. Every once in a while, an off duty Jounin usually Kurenai-sensei would join them for training. But most of the time, they were preoccupied with other missions.

As time went further on, each of their movements were becoming stronger yet more predictable. Hinata's Byakugan became sharper and more keen, making every attack on her impenetrable; Tenten's Twin Rising Dragons summon became even more relentless than anyone can imagine. Each of these abilities would bring an opponent to his knees begging for his life; but when the ladies fought each other that was hardly the case. They needed a more serious challenge, but who could provide it?

What the kunoichis were not aware of were a set of hidden eyes amongst the trees. Dark eyes that belong to a certain white haired super-lecher. The young girls he once knew have grown in to stunningly beautiful women.

Hinata used to have a short bob-cut that framed her face, now her indigo locks have grown longer to her mid-back but she still kept her bangs. She no longer wore her modest gray hooded jacket but a solid azure hip length tomesode, a short-sleeved kimono top over her black mesh tank top with navy pants. She used her shinobi headband as a sash to hold it in place. This new outfit presented her true self, revealing the soft curves of her hips and bust that were once hidden from view.

Tenten has kept her traditional double bun hairstyle; the only time she lets them down is whenever Neji is home. Surprisingly her hair is naturally wavy and even longer than Ino's. Out of all of the kunoichis, her body developed the most. A full C-cup bust and rounder hips fit her body frame perfectly. She still wears a pink qi pao trimmed with red piping; this time it is short-sleeved compared to her earlier attire, along with dark cerulean crop pants.

"Oh ho ho! This would make a good a scene for my next chapter." Jiraiya continues to peer through his binoculars while writing in shorthand in his notebook.

'The sweating kunoichis continued battling for his affection. Their muscular yet curvaceous figures glisten in the sunlight. The battle cries sounded more like sensual moans. With every attack, their soft round breasts bounce as more sweat trickles down their camisoles, revealing erect nipples…'

"Hehe. Today is a good day for data-gathering." he grinned "getting closer to the action adds more suspense." Using his Tōton Jutsu (Transparent Escape Technique) he approaches closer towards his inspirations.


­­­­­­­­­­­­"Hey, Hinata-chan…" The brunette panted with exhaustion. "We've been at it for awhile, don't you think we need a break?"

Hinata's endurance has been on high gear ever since the training session began. The indigo-haired ninja energetically replied as she deactivated her Byakugan, "If your worn out, let's call it a day. We can head out for some ramen."

"Ha-ha, sounds like a plan. You know, Naruto's actions have really rubbed off on you." Tenten giggled while she was thinking 'Her stamina is off the charts, it's just as intense as Naruto's too.'

"Well…what do you expect? He is my husband after all." Her lips curved into a smile while a crimson glow surfaced to her cheeks as she gazed at her platinum wedding band.

"I just miss him so much, we haven't spent much time together after our honeymoon. I just wish we was home so we can spend more time enjoying married life, and maybe continue to practice new jutsus." she softly sighed with a faint smile. 'Naruto-kun…'

Hinata looks up into Tenten's eyes.

"Tenten-chan, you mentioned before that we needed a greater challenge. I still want to wait for Naruto, but then again… I was also thinking maybe we should travel out of the village for training."

Behind a nearby bush, Jiraiya began to ponder 'Challenge, eh? I have something in mind.'

"Seriously, Hinata-chan?" Tenten asked as her eyes lit up. "I think that's a great idea. We should talk it over a bowl of ramen, I'm starving."

Hinata replied with a smile and nod. As they walked to Ichiraku, the secretive pervert followed close behind.

'I'll let the girls enjoy their lunch before I present my offer. These two will be perfect candidates for it. Now I'll have a better reason to do more outside research.'


­For the time being, Hinata and Tenten were halfway through their meals and continuing the discussion of travel and training.

"Where do you want to go?" asked Tenten

"Hmmm…How about Suna? I'm sure that Gaara-sama can make an arrangement." Hinata replied.

"But it takes three days to get there and another to get back. What if Naruto and Neji come home?"

Hinata sighed. "That's true. Where can go?"

"Going somewhere Hinata?" The nosy pervert swept away the curtain as he entered the noodle house.

"Jiraiya-sama." Hinata smiled then rose from her seat to embrace the old man in an excited fashion.

"I thought that I could find you here if you weren't home." 'Ah, Naruto. You're one lucky teme.' he thought as he held Hinata tightly in his arms. Hinata-chan, it's so good to see you."

She slowly slipped away from his grasp. "When did you get back from your research mission?"

"I just got back this morning." Jiraiya answered. Hinata then returned to her seat.

"Hello Tenten-chan." He approached her with open arms, Tenten returned the same gesture and locked into a hug. One of his hands wandered to her upper back rubbing it up and down and back again.

'Is…is he feeling me up? Neji warned me about this.' Tenten was in such as shock that her mind even stuttered.

Jiraiya beamed. 'This feels better than I imagined. Those soft, full, warm breasts against me; they're not as generous in size as Tsunade's but they are nice. Damn you Hyuuga! You're one lucky son of a…'

"Okay!" Tenten quickly withdrew and sat back down, her body trembled with fear and disgust. She said the first thing that came to mind hoping it could help her be rid of the disturbing actions that took place only seconds ago.

"Jiraiya-sama, Hinata and I are in a predicament and I was wondering if you can help us out."

"I'd be honored" he stated as he took a seat beside Hinata. "What's the situation?"

"Tenten-chan and I are considering to travel out of the village to train and gain more exposure to new fighting styles. But we do not want to journey out so far that we would miss out on welcoming Naruto and Neji home." Hinata explained.

"Furthermore, Hinata-chan and I have trained together so such that we've become predictable. Getting out of the village seems to be the only answer."

"Hmm…?" Jiraiya places his hand on his chin. "I have an idea that might interest you."

"Really! What can we do?" Hinata's eyes lit up in eagerness.

'Yeah, what's the catch pervert?' Tenten thought with uncertainty.

"There's a tournament in Enkou (halo/flame) City which is 2-3 hours from here. This tournament is about week long including a one day for registration. Only female contestants in teams of two are allowed to compete. They come from all over to represent their talents and homeland. The difficulty of this competition is about as extreme as the Jounin Exam, except it's in a form of a tag-team battle. The five winning teams receive world recognition and 1,172,288.29 ¥ or $10,000."

"What are we sitting here waiting for? Let's get moving!" Hinata energetically commented.

"There is a catch."

"I knew it." Tenten muttered

"What is it?" Hinata asked.

"You have to do a favor for me. I can't be spectator unless you can get me in through registration. You cannot register in this event without a male escort present. I'll guide you to the tournament, all you two have to do is get me in. Do we have a deal?"

"Hai. I'm in!" Hinata claimed confidently.

"Damn. This offer is too good to pass up." Tenten stated. 'Why do I have a rotten feeling about it though?' Tenten decided to go against her gut feelings. "Alright, I'm game."

"Good. Now that we have that settled." Jiraiya turns to face the counter. "Ayame-san, I'll take an order of miso ramen please. I'll also take care of the bill for the ladies."

"Thank you." - Tenten "Domo arigato, Jiraiya-sama." - Hinata


After polishing off a second serving, the ladies went home to shower and packed their bags. The trio headed towards the gates of Konoha and leaving it behind.

By the time they reached Enkou it was three in the afternoon. The city was basked in sunlight. The energy lively, crowded and fast paced. Jiraiya felt more relaxed and at ease once he turned to the corner on the next block, he found Heaven with pink throbbing hearts in his eyes. The red-light district. The young women stared in stupor as they walk passed the adult themed shops, theatres, bars and hang outs.

"Jiraiya-sama… Where are we going?" Hinata curiously asked.

'So these are the kind of places where Naruto has been when he's with Jiraiya-sama. That should explain his fervor behavior whenever we're alone. Oh, Naruto-kun.' A devious smile came across her lips.

"I'm getting you ladies registered of course. It should be right down this alley." Jiraiya strutted down the street waving at every attractive woman that caught his eyes.

'Damn, she's fine. I hope I can get with her when this over. Her, her, and her too. This is a great research mission indeed!'

As for Tenten, her surroundings weren't bothersome to her at all. In fact, she found it exciting. 'They don't have places like this in Konoha. Oh, I should really stop by at the Pink Boutique. Neji would love that dress on me for sure. Better yet, he'd love taking it off. ' She giggled as the idea crossed her mind.

"We're here!" The travelers stopped in front of a dark alley. Jiraiya continued to walk forward. The others paused in hesitation.

"We didn't come here for nothing. We made a deal, remember Tenten-chan?"

"I know, but I still got a bad feeling about it."

After shaking off her nerves, the remaining two followed Jiraiya into the alley. He suddenly stopped and knocked on the side door of the rundown abandoned building.

An eye slot slid open, and a set of mysterious golden eyes peered through it. "What's the password combination?" the guard hissed

"Scream. Cry. Bleed." Jiraiya spoke with assurance.

"Perfect. You and your guests may enter." The heavy steel door creaked eerily in slow motion. Jiraiya continued to lead the way; the trio passed through a dark hallway covered by a beaded curtain. Together they walked towards the light at the end. Once they entered the area, the life of luxury enveloped them.

"This looks nothing like the outside." Hinata commented.

The entire interior of the living space was pure white marble. Tall columns supported the balcony and mirrored ceiling, providing the illusion that the occupant found eternity. Pieces of black leather furniture with glass and chrome tables filled and balanced the area. A full service bar and buffet ran down the entire length of the wall.

Jiraiya directed "You should fill out your registration forms over there at that table. Once you sign in, you'll receive a key to your accommodations upstairs. Have your fun now ladies, starting tomorrow the two of you will get all of the experience you wanted."


'I guess I was wrong about this place after all.' "C'mon Hinata! The sooner we sign up, the sooner we'll kick some ass in this tournament." Tenten shrieked with excitement dragging Hinata by the wrist.

"It's been awhile Jiraiya." A sweet feminine voice spoke behind the snow-haired man.

'That voice' Jiraiya slowly turned to the siren's call. "Well, well. How have you been Karasu Rei?" The pervert asked while wiping drool off the corner of his mouth.

This woman is the walking epitome of sexy, exotic, and erotic. Her apparel consist of a white custom fitted blazer and micro-mini skirt so short that it caught the attention of curious eyes. Underneath the blazer was a satin white push up bra, making her perfect D-cup breast even more tempting to touch; along with colored coordinated 4" white satin steel stiletto heels and pearl necklace to enlighten her gorgeous face.

Those piercing golden eyes that answered the moment before were filled with lust and untamed desire. Full welcoming lips that flashed the pervert a smile as her tongue ran across the bottom. Long, silky, raven tresses that grabbed onto slender hips. Toned legs that every man in the room wanted to be wrapped in. Her flat, cut stomach represented how fit and flexible she was from her job; The adult film and entertainment industry. She pulled a book out of her purse along with a pen.

"I was wondering if I have this autographed, please. I love the revised version of your latest book. The Icha Icha series has been such a great motivator in my career. Icha Icha Paradaisu, "Make-out Paradise" was enticing introduction. I loved how the movie captured every detail. Icha Icha Baiorensu, "Make-out Violence" was my favorite book and film until this came along. Icha Icha Takutikusu, "Make-out Tactics" is the sexiest book I've ever read so far." The raven maiden commented.

Jiraiya just finished signing his masterpiece, and clapped it shut. "I'm flattered. I never knew a talented actress like you was such a fan. I enjoy your work as well."

"Oh I'm not an actress anymore. I'm a producer now." Rei proudly stated.

"Really? Congratulations."

"Why thank you Jiraiya. It means a lot."

"Is someone with you Rei?"

"No one actually, I came here on my own. I'm on vacation. You?"

He replied "I'm in search of inspiration. My pupil's wife and her friend mentioned on how they needed more training experience."

"These ladies have a lot of guts entering a fierce competition like this. Especially what they are risking if they lose. They do know what they're getting in right?"

"I left out that minor detail. Anyways, they already signed the binding contract. They can't get out of it now."

(sighs) "Well in that case, do you care to make a wager?"

"What's your offer Rei-chan?" An evil grin came to surface.

"If you win my friends and I will help produce Icha Icha Takutikusu in to a movie and give you a five grand advance. If you lose, those kunoichis and their husbands will kill you soon enough."


"Your on! They won't lose. I got them into this competition knowing that."

An announcer came to the front of the room speak on the microphone. All eyes give him their full attention.

"Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the committee, I like to thank you all for coming. Registration is now officially over. I offer the competitors my deepest gratitude and wish you all the best. Thank you again."

He walks over towards a black braided rope in the left corner of the room and pulls it roughly. A banner falls halfway between the ceiling and floor.

WELCOME TO THE 5TH ANNUAL SUPER VIRGIN GIRL TAG-TEAM TOURNAMENT

"NANI!" the kunoichis yelled as a death glare directed to the sick pervert who got then into this mess.


For a pervert, this is a win-win situation. As for the competitor it's an intense fight to the finish. If you win, you'll get a prize, Lose you'll get delfowered.