Summary: I'm back! Screw the doctor's orders, I wrote this anyway. So, what really happened to Hinata & Tenten in the tournament? Keep reading to find out.

Inspiration: Reruns of Naruto episodes & everyone who has read this story so far and enjoyed it. Thanks again for the feedback. Keep them coming.

I got Rip Slyme - Super Shooter in my head. Now playing Flow - Go (Naruto 4th opening) to get in the mood

Currently in present time

The Konoha night life is considered timid compared to the other cities in the Fire Country; that is if you know where to go. The time now is 11:26 PM and the ANBU shinobis are in a serious need of a drink. After Tsunade-sama's debriefing and Sasuke's temporary treatment, Naruto lead the way to Club Go; the only club in Konoha that has a bar open until sunrise.

As comrades reach the east side of the village, they leap off the last rooftop and land swiftly on the floor. In front of their eyes shines the bright neon orange lights of Club Go. The haven of thirst quenching cold beers and warm soothing sake.

"SAKE!"

Naruto eagerly pulls the entrance door almost smacking Sasuke in the square in the face and rushed inside, good thing Uchiha caught it in time.

"Slow down retard!" Sasuke called out in turmoil. "Just wait until I get my hands on you!" he murmured

"Naruto, please don't make my night any worse." Shikamaru claimed aloud, with a hand in his pocket and the other grabbing the door handle.

"You. I'm related to him." Neji stated and soon followed.

The manager Keibi awaits near the main entrance. He is considered to be on Konoha's eligible bachelors list. Based on looks alone, he's the average guy. 26 years - old, short spiky plum colored hair, dark eyes, 5'7, semi-muscular nothing out of the ordinary or extravagant. Just simple. Yet his taste in style says otherwise. Dressed in a custom made black suit and tie, he stand casually by the door ready to throw any man out on his ass if you try to cross him.

Keibi comes from well-off family of classical musicians and extremely talented himself. Supposedly, saying his name in the right locale can get you into the best entertainment districts or out of the worse situations. Instead of following his family's footsteps, he purchased clubs all over the land, including Club Go. Charming, sincere, and sitting on several lucrative investments, almost every woman in the country wanted a piece of him. Hence the reason why he now lives in a peaceful village of Konoha.

"Hey, if it isn't Konoha's best. How was your mission?" he addressed the quartet.

"Same shit, different day." Sasuke replied and smirked.

"We really need some sake!" Naruto presented a goofy smile.

"C'mon in. Let me know if you need anything." Keibi invited his guest inside.

"Alright!"

"Shut up, Naruto!" Shikamaru looks on the floor shaking his head in disappointment. "Troublesome loud-mouth."

"Don't worry, he actually gets quiet after a few drinks." Neji reassured.

Before the gentlemen enter the door, they present Keibi a quick bow as a sign of respect and hospitality.

'These guys are really in for it tonight.' he jeered

Vivid colored strobe lights flash and swivel on the walls and floor of the spacious club. Drunk and disoriented couples dance and grind on the floor. The loud volume of the music somewhat drowns out the noisy blonde screaming "SAKE! SAKE!"

(Music played in the background)

We are Fighting Dreamers Takami wo mezashite

Fighting Dreamers Narifuri kamawazu

Fighting Dreamers Shinjiru ga mama ni

Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!

Naruto hurries to the nearest barstool. His teammates trail behind him, ignoring his behavior the best as they could. They finally took their seat beside or around him.

Author's Visual : (Naruto - Neji - Sasuke - Shikamaru)

The bartender Hiroshi was focused on drying his beer mugs when he notices the four ANBU members take a seat.

"Evening gentlemen. What are you having?"

"Three Sake Bombs!" - Naruto

"A bottle of warm sake to start." - Shikamaru

"Two cold drafts." - Sasuke

"Water." - Neji

"Coming up!" - Hiroshi

Everyone but the Hiroshi stares at Neji with a confused look over their faces. The bartender walks away to prepare their orders.

"After all we've been through, you're ordering water?" Shikamaru asked.

"I'm not big on drinking." Neji explained.

"Bullshit." Sasuke chucked and pointed at the white eyed comrade. "I remember that night I took Neji out for a drink when Tenten was out on a mission. He has piss-poor tolerance for alcohol, I had to carry his sorry ass out of the bar after one shot of sake… one shot!" Sasuke's chuckle grows into laughter.

Naruto joins him, the Uchiha's amusement is rather addicting. The blonde is thrilled to see and be partly responsible for Sasuke's new attitude towards life.

It is a once in a lifetime opportunity to witness the Uchiha express any emotion other than annoyance, bitterness and fear. Ever since Sasuke confronted his past issues, there was nothing to stop him from learning and adapting to a "happy" life. He no longer had a cold mindset; with the help of team 7, he changed emotionally for the better. It's not like he didn't try to find other means of happiness before; but when vengeance plagued his mind on a daily basis, hate is the only feeling that was there to embrace. Until the day he came home.

Neji hangs his head in shame as Naruto and Sasuke continue to laugh at him.

"Stop it." Neji said in annoyance. The laughter echoes in his ears.

"That's not even the half of it."

"Shut up Uchiha."

"Uh-uh," Sasuke shakes his head from side to side. "You were too wasted to remember what happened after that, so going to remind you."

Shikamaru amusement heightens wanting to hear the rest of Sasuke's story.

Sasuke continues. "So I'm carrying Neji back to the Hyuuga compound, and there was only one light on in Neji's room. I'm thinking 'Good someone's home'. I knock on the door and it turns out to be Tenten."

Flashback to Neji's Shit-Faced night

"Neji is that you? I've been waiting." Tenten spoke in a sultry voice.

"Actually it's…"

Tenten welcomingly opened the door dressed a low-cut, shiny black vinyl corset, pushing up her inviting cleavage and accentuating her curves. Below the waist, she sported a matching garter belt and T-string with fishnet thigh-highs. Black stiletto knee high boots finished the naughty honey outfit. Her long wavy brown locks bounced as she took her last step. A leather whip was within her firm grip .

Sasuke gawked at Tenten, both of them become paralyzed from the unexpected surprise.

"Shit!" Sasuke reacted by covering his eyes and nosebleed with both hands, accidentally dropping Neji on the floor. THUD!

"Sasuke!" Tenten's heart skipped a beat. Once the rhythm returned to normal, she quickly shut the door and grabbed a nearby black trench coat to cover herself. Sasuke on the other hand was still bleeding on himself as soon as Tenten returned to the door.

"What the hell are you doing here!" She took one good look on the floor. "And what the hell happened to Neji?" Overwhelmed with shock, she kneeled over the out cold Hyuuga.

Sasuke wiped the blood off with his sleeve. He looked down at floor at Neji's lifeless body. 'Thank God he's still out'. He then proceeded to pick him up off the floor placing him in Tenten's arms avoiding all eye contact. Tenten carried her unconscious lover into the bedroom. Sasuke leaned against the doorway.

"There better be a good reason why you're here!" Tenten placed Neji on the bed.

Sasuke quickly justified himself . "Neji and I went to a bar for a drink. He took one shot of sake and passed out. That's why I'm here. I was carrying him home, then you answered the door…" Still avoiding eye contact, he scrutinized the décor of the room.

'What the fuck?'

Candles, incense, whips and chains around the bed. 'That explains the dominatrix outfit.'

"No… Neji wake up! Please wake up!" Tenten straddled Neji's lap shaking him like a leaf. "Nooooo!"

"Tenten I'm sorry about all of this."

"You better be! I haven't gotten laid in two weeks, then all of this happens."

Sasuke's jaw fell to the floor. "Tenten, I really am sorry about ruining your evening."

"I really wanted Neji to enjoy this." she whimpered.

(sighs) "If it's any consolation. Your outfit is beyond words, in a good way."

Tenten approached Sasuke walking him out of the door. "You really think so?"

"Definitely."

"Thanks Sasuke. You know, Sakura really has good taste." Tenten broke him a smile.

He cocked his head to the side. "Wait a minute, you know?"

"Uh-huh. Sakura showed me. She showed me all of them."

'Oh NO!' Sasuke's eyes grew into the size of saucers.

"But don't worry Sasuke. Your secret is safe with me."

Back at the bar - Sasuke just finished the story leaving out the nosebleed and his personal "little secret".

"You're the reason why I had that bruise on my hip?" Neji glared at the narrator.

"Yeah. Sorry about that." Sasuke places his hand on the back of his head. "So, what happened to you when you woke up?"

"I woke up…naked under Tenten…chained to my bed...with her panties around my neck."

"Nice!" Naruto gives Neji the good guy pose. "And I thought my sex life was entertaining!" Naruto laughs hysterically. "Like that one time Hinata and I-"

Neji cut off Naruto. "No one wants to hear about that aspect of your life."

"Just when you think you know someone, you really don't." Shikamaru commented still chuckling.

"Alright. Three Sake Bombs, one warm sake, two cold drafts and water."

Hiroshi returned with the drinks, placing the orders in front of the thirsty men.

"Can I have one light beer please." Neji asked, proving to Sasuke that he can hold down a drink.

"Sure thing." Hiroshi responded looking into Neji's pearl colored eyes. "Oh my God!"

"What?" The annoyed shinobi questioned.

Hiroshi then looks at the blonde beside him. "It's you and you!" he points at them both.

"Huh?" Naruto and Neji look at each other and back to the bartender.

"You two are the luckiest guys alive being hooked up with those kunoichis!"

"What the hell are you talking about?" Naruto yelled.

The other brunette shinobis direct their attention to the left.

"Hold up, you haven't seen this week's issue of Shinobi International?"

"No, why?" Neji asked.

Hiroshi reaches under the counter to bring out the recent issue, slamming the journal in front of them. Naruto and Neji gape at the site of the magazine.

On the front cover was Hinata and Tenten posing in a fighting stance in the center with the other eight top contenders.

Headliner - Shinobi International: SPECIAL EDITION

THE BEST OF THE CONTERVERSIAL SUPER VIRIGIN GIRL TAG-TEAM BATTLE

Introducing the newcomers with the top score and the ultimate grand prize.Exclusive interview on page 12.

On the side panel - Get to know the stats and scores of the winners, Order NOW on PAY-PER-VIEW the intense matches (including extra footage of the losers on the ERO channel) .

I just had to get this down as soon as possible. It was too funny not to share. Revelations - Part 1 and 2 will be up next. Sooner or later. Bring on in the reviews!