Easter is over! I swear if I have to take another order for another Honey Baked Ham from another ignorant person I'm going to SCREAM!

I've been thinking over the plot of my story, sorry if it took so long for me to update. I didn't want to leave out any detail of how the story came to be. Now back to the story.

So how does Neji like it? Only Tenten will tell.

"Tenten, what kind of games do you play with Neji?"

"Are you sure you wanna know? Let's put it this way, he's the one who taught me how to tie him up with chains."

Hinata's eyes widened. "Bondage?"

"That's not even the half of it is it Mistress Tenten?" Sakura smirked.

"Oh, hold up! Mistress Tenten? Captain Uchiha? And I thought I was the one who had the ultimate nickname." Temari laughed.

"Yes, I confess that I am Mistress Tenten. Sure the whipped cream and cherries were fun and the blindfold and peacock feather was a bit of a tease. But I wanted more. I decided to experiment with new method to spice things up. The knee high boots, a black vinyl corset, garter belt and a pair of fishnet stockings were Sakura's idea. I accessorized with ropes, chains, tight knots and a leather whip."

Tenten took a few gulps of her iced tea to cool herself off.

"Neji usually plays the commander on ANBU missions. But when he gets home, I tend to spoil him. He likes the submissive role every once in a while; you know, no responsibilities or worries. Just relentless, aggressive, dominating pleasure."

Temari's interest peaked. "Well, well. So Tenten has a dark side. Based on your suggestion, what is the best material to use when tying someone up?"

"For Neji, my hair. I used a special herbal shampoo to grow and strengthen it, never had a spilt end since. Neji loves my hair long, so I use a transformation jutsu for extra length. The last thing I need is a neck cramp."

Dr. Haruno was stirred by the creativity. "So that's why you grew it down to your waist."

"Yup. This is what I do, right after my shower, I part my hair in half while it's still damp and braid it tightly. By the time Neji comes home, it's a tight rope. I get him on the bed, tie his wrist to the bed post with my pigtails and give him the ride of this life until early morn."

Flashback to that conquering night…

The sultry vixen enticed the submissive with the rolling motion of her hips, controlling the friction with her pelvic muscles. "Who loves you baby?"

"You do Mistress Tenten."

With the flick of her wrist she cracks the whip. CRRAAACCCKK!

"Say it Louder!"

"YOU DO MISTRESS TENTEN!"

"Good Boy."

The members of the Hyuuga family were never dominated, unless it was by force or in this instance they wanted to be.

"A whip? Neji likes that?"

"Oh yeah! I don't flog him with it, the whip is for sound effect purposes only. I love the crack of the whip it screams 'Obey ME!' But there was that one time that I tore off his yukata with it. I got the best punishment of my life that night!"

"Neji went wild on me, flippin' me over and using my pigtails as reigns, pulling them while hitting it from behind. That's what happened the last time we were together, the night before he was assigned another mission. Can't wait to do it again! I've been having trouble sleeping without him."

Hinata continued with her interrogation. "He pulls your hair? Does it hurt?"

"Not at all. We play rough but we're not into that S&M shit. Although, the hot melted candle wax has crossed my mind."

Sakura's alarmed eyes darted at the brunette. "Really?"

The weapons expert flashed a full-toothed smile. "It's just an idea I haven't taken into action, yet."

Temari joked with the Mistress. "You're sick you know that. Good thing that we have a doctor here to help sort out your issues."

Tenten played along. "Well at least I'm not getting off on shadow cock."

The kunoichis broke into laughter.

"Don't knock til' you try it!"

"Was that an offer?" An awkward silence befell upon the room.

"HELL NO! Get your own. Oh wait you can't, cause your tied up with Neji."

The hilarity returned once more filling the dining room with merriment, with impeccable timing Ayako entered the room with cart, on top of it was a luscious platter of ripe fruit, an assortment of melon, berries and mangoes. A stick sweet fragrance dispersed through the room.

"Who's ready for dessert?"

The beautiful hostess cleared the table and refilled their glasses with fresh iced tea as the guest were in awe of her presentation. She then placed a stack of clean plates on the lazy susan.

Ayako carved the pale green honeydew into a swan, the curvature of the wings held the watermelon cubes in the center of the tray, creating a striking contrast between the vibrant pink and pastel green. The strawberries were cut into blossoms, strategically placed in a wreath-like fashion around the center piece with all of the cubed melon, mango slices and loose berries.

Sakura was marveled by the culinary art. "You did all of this?"

"Yes. Kesshi helped cube the melon, I did the swan. Like it?"

"This is amazing! When will you be done remodeling the tea house?"

"Next month, Merry-Time will be a full service restaurant. I just got a call from the bank, this place is officially mine. I also got approved for the loan to buy the necessary kitchen equipment."

Proud smiles and applause brightened the room. " That's good news. Congratulations!"

"Thank you, it means a lot. I'll check up on you ladies in a little while. Call us if you need anything." Ayako strolled the cart out of the room to wash the dishes that were on it.

The kunoichis served themselves to a helping of the sweet and juicy fruits. Once their dessert were on the plate, the game continued.

The desert blonde asked, "So what do you do for fun Hinata? How's married life been treating you?"

"It's been wonderful." Hinata licked way the droplet of mango juice off her lip. "It gets better everyday. Whenever one of us goes out on a mission, we bring back a gift. Today, I got him three."

Tenten eyed the cotton candy pink shopping bag on the floor. "C'mon Hinata, what's in the bag?"

She cleaned off her hands, making sure that they were completely dry before reaching in to the bag.

"Please be careful with these. I want them to be in perfect condition when I give them to Naruto."

Hinata wiped the lazy susan dry, she then placed the gifts on top of the turn table.

"Naruto was always been adventuresome, he's opened my eyes to another world of raw unpredictability. I'm just giving him some inspiration for new ideas."

"Ehhhh!"

Sakura analyzed the titles of the books at hand. "Care to explain why you purchased a book for threesomes?

Upon the table were a few books on creative positions such as:

365 Positions for every day of the year

Advanced Guide to the Kama Sutra Revised

3some + Plus: Handbook for Multiple Partners in 1 Night

The others read the titles out to themselves. Curious of the contents each of them grabbed a book and started flipping through the explicit pages, turning the books to its side and upside-down, imagining what the current page would feel like.

"I'm naturally flexible and Naruto-kun likes to use his Kage Bunshins on occasions. At first I didn't think I could handle both of him, but with some practice, patience, and a lot of lube, the possibilities are endless and twice the fun. Then I'll return the favor if I have the energy."

Tenten wondered. "Both of him? Return the favor? You never told me about that Hinata."

"It took a while to get the double penetration right, the best way I could describe it is constant fulfillment. I never knew that I could get off like that; but once the pain subsided, having sex one on one seems timid."

The kunoichis could not believe their ears. It's true that Naruto had a way of changing your viewpoint on life if you let him in. At one point in time, it would be considered impossible that all of these experiences were coming from the once demure Hinata. Yet, she was the only one who truly loved him before he won over the respect and acknowledgement that he deserved. Over time, Hinata opened up to him completely without hesitation. Her marriage to her childhood sweetheart was a way of reaping in the rewards of her new found self-confidence.

"Naruto-kun loves the attention, I can suck him off and lick his sac at the same time.
He couldn't be happier. It started on the night of his birthday, Naruto-kun wanted to try something new again. Instead of moving into the regular 69 position, he asked me to clone myself. Myself and I… that sounds weird saying that."

The girls laughed at her comment then encouraged her to finish.

"Anyways, Myself and I got on top of him. I was riding him and my clone was receiving oral. It's the best feeling in the world getting penetrated and having your clit licked at the same time. You should try it sometime, it was just as good as my first time."

"You can actually feel all of that?" Tenten questioned as she turned the next page.

"Yup!"

"Oooo. Page 38 requires a rocking chair." She turns the book over to present the page to the others.

"Naruto-kun and I are going to try that one next, we have the chair but we haven't broken it in yet."

Temari examined the diagram. "Gotta admit, I didn't think the two of you were that creative."

"Are you kidding? He bought me a sex swing for Christmas."

Temari usually had something to say but not this time. "I have no words."

Sakura thumbed to the next page, her eyes grew to the size of saucers. "This position is not humanly possible!"

Hinata pointed out. "Yes it is, that only works underwater. Read the footnote."

"Ah, I didn't see that. It's quite clever actually, it even has an equipment list. 'Two oxygen tanks, and a private body of water.'" Dr. Haruno nodded her head. "This is interesting."

"We already have the oxygen tanks at home. The last time that we used them was on an underwater mission before we started dating. After we became official, Tsunade-sama assigned us separate missions that were ranked higher than a B, you know the whole emotions ordeal. I understand why, she does it because she cares. Most of all, she wants to protect all of us from the pain that she once had to endure."

The others nodded in agreement; except for Temari, who was reminiscing about her involvement in mission 6062. Although she didn't regret saving Shikamaru, it broke her heart imagining his reaction to her brothers story of her near-death experience, how she selflessly traded her life for his.

'It would have hurt less if I told him myself. I'll do anything in my power to make it up to him. I have to tell him everything.'

Tenten's voice brought her back to reality. "Alright Hinata, it's time to pick a winner. Who does Round 4 belong to?"

Mrs. Uzumaki recollected each of her friends fond memories to decide who the winner should be. "I have to give it to Sakura for her originality on cosplay, charging her tongue with chakra and for getting Captain Uchiha to climax without using ninjitsu."

"Hell yeah, I gotta point!"

Tenten reminded the others, "Don't forget, since we all got a point, we have to answer this winner-takes-all tie breaker question. You ready for it?"

Each of the girls put their books down to hear the final question. "This question is in honor of Ino, since she can't play this game with us today. Without the assistance of a jutsu, what are the measurements of your man's equipment naturally?"

"Her answer takes the cake with this one, she told me that she gets to work with a 10 inch trophy. Most of all, Temari saw it!"

The question was quite the shocker, all of the players were concentrating on the size and girth of their men.

Dr. Haruno put her hand on her chin. "I never thought about it before, it's not like I took a ruler to it."

Tenten was a bit surprised. "A woman who studies anatomy on a daily basis should know the answer to that question."

Sakura crossed her arms. "And you do?"

"Let's put it this way, if you can measure the distance between you and your opponent, calculate the velocity of a kunai flying at your head, how can you not know the size of your man's piece when it's that close to your face for a prolong period of time?"

Temari laughed at the revelation. "Hahaha. She does have a good point."

"I have a question." All of their eyes directed to their pearl eyed comrade. "Since we're talking about size, are we referring to length and girth? Because I know Naruto's length, but I can't give an accurate measurement on girth."

"Hmmm." Sakura thought over an idea. "Just label it as thick, thin or in between."

"Okay, well I would have to say Naruto is about 21.6 cm (8 ½ inches) and thick."

Tenten was astonished by the statement. "Goodness girl! And to think that you can handle two of them."

"Three actually. Orally, vaginally, and an-"

Temari cut her off. "Thank you for sharing."

"You should give it a try too Temari. You said yourself that Shikamaru's shadows feel like the real deal."

"I did say that didn't I?" Caught off guard, Temari diverted the attention to another player. "So what are you working with Sakura?"

"I would say probably 19.7 cm and average thickness (7 ¾ inches)."

"That's about the same size as Neji's." Tenten commented. "Damn, I can't believe he's equaled to Quick-Draw Uchiha!"

Sakura's left eye twitched at the horrible lie. "Hey do not call him that! It's not our fault that we have to settle for quickies lately. We're always in two separate places, he's always on a mission when I'm home and vice versa."

She then began to whimper. "I miss the days when we used to take our time and make love real slow. Tsunade-sama promised me that after this mission he'll have a one month vacation, then we can catch up on some missed out quality time."

Tenten apologized to her. "I'm sorry about that. But we're all in the same boat in this situation."

Temari also offered her support. "Hey they're coming home soon. You're lucky, and don't you forget it. At least you get to see Sasuke more often than I get to see Shika, those bi-weekly or monthly visits aren't enough."

Sakura cheered up right away, although she felt guilty for a moment for being insensitive toward Temari's relationship. "You're right, but now that you are going to be a resident of Konoha, everything with you and Shikamaru will work out for the better, right?"

"Yeah, I just can't wait for all of you to help me move into my new house."

"You have something up your sleeve if you're claiming yourself as the winner Temari."

Hinata wanted to know how much bigger was Shikamaru compared to Naruto. "What is Shikamaru's size?"

"A thick, long 22.86cm (9 inches)!"

"Whoa!"

"Say What?"

"Damn! That's it, game over, Temari wins!" Tenten clapped her hands proudly. "What have you been feeding him?"

"I think that Shika just had a second growth spurt over the past five years. He was about 19 cm (7 ½ inches) the first time I saw it, then it just kept getting bigger every time we got together."

Sakura was still letting the information sink in. "Wow, seriously wow! When do you want us to come over?"

"Next week would be perfect. When can you teach me your Zenkai Seiteki no Jutsu (Sexual Healing Technique)?"

Doctor Haruno gave her a sly smirk. "As soon as I know that it works."

Hinata began to rummage through her shopping bag. "Here's your prize, Reimi gave me five of them to give to my friends."

Tenten but on an envious pout. "No fair! I told Reimi to try to sell you a toy, but Noooo. She gives you five for free!"

The gift giver handed her the package. "Here, you can have the pink one."

Excitement took over the Mistress. "It's the G3 Vibrating Cock Ring, batteries included."

Hinata passed out the others in their favorite colors. Temari began to read the passage off the box. "Soft, jelly-like material stretches for a comfortable fit, instantly turning any penis into a live vibrator with a push of a button. The studded crown provides an intense vibrations for both partners, with 9 variable speed/pulse stages. I really don't need this, but this is one hell of a prize! "

Sakura observed the toy, taking it out of the package and flipped on the on/off switch and turned up the speed dial. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Damn, this sucker pretty strong! It has a good squeeze too. I've read some really good reviews about this device. It's worth trying, but it'll be awkward introducing something like this to Sasuke."

Hinata struck a chord in the doctor. "Awkward? Didn't he put hand cuffs on you and rode you like a mad man before he left?"

"Point taken Hinata!" Sakura switched the button in the off position and the buzzing immediately stopped. "Don't wanna waste the batteries now; maybe I could put this to good use when I get home."

"Hahahaha!" The kunoichis filled the room with non-stop amusement. The laughter echoed off the walls into the air-conditioning vent, which exited to another vent in the restaurant.

The girls unknowingly revealed all of their secrets into the air, which was heard by an unnoticed, snow-haired customer who was quietly sipping a cup of Male Enhancer Ginseng Tea, he swiftly written down every single detail in shorthand.

'Who knew that these kunoichis were freaks. God bless the shinobi of Konoha, their experiences will be perfect for my next few chapters. '

OMG! I can't believe that Jiraiya can actually do research in his flaccid state. Well this chapter has come to a close. Now what you all have been waiting for… The conclusion of my story is coming soon. I hope that you had a good laugh, I would love to hear what you think.

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