Disclaimer: We do not own the TMNT, they belong to others. Joanovarc however is the co-created character of Aaron Smiley and innocent-rebel.
A/N: Hey ya'll innocent-rebel here. Thank you guys so much for reviewing. Blame the inspiration for this chapter on Happy Days. If you're a fan of the show, then you'll see why at the end. Hope you enjoy, for that is why we write…
"What the shell was that all about, Sensei?" Raphael asked continuing to flip through channels
"It was nothing my son, I just believe your sister is joyous for her upcoming date." The aged Master spoke with a sigh as he sat down next to his son's
"Ok…wait, what! A DATE!" Raph mouth gaped open as he turned to face his Father along with his brothers gaze shooting across the room at the aged rat
"Master Splinter, are you feeling ok?" Leo asked concerned what happened to not old enough? He wondered looking like he was watching a train wreck in slow motion
Splinter smiled slightly taking in all their looks, and he thought he had been over protective. "My sons, I believe that your sister has been feeling as of late that we do not deem her as capable enough to do what can be done." He paused looking at both his quiet and hotheaded son's more so than the others before continuing "And that is wrong. I am guilty of this myself, but I cannot deny that all of you are growing up and that includes Joanovarc, that last point could be something we all need to remember." He finished awaiting the protest's to begin which his two middle children started on immediately
"But…how do we even know this guy? I mean we've never met him before! He could be a mercenary for all we know!" Don exclaimed from his seat only will power stopping him from standing up at the shock
"EXACTLY! Don's got a good point, we don't know this guy or where he comes from! And since I'm gonna assume she met him at the Nexus. Shut it Mikey." Raph pointedly glared at his little brother before continuing his rant "There was a lot of shady characters there, and if I know anything about being shady its that a lot of em ain't exactly the best out there." He finished as Leo eyed him and Don who was rapidly nodding his head in agreement warily, wondering where in the world did this Mother hen act had come from
Turning his gaze to Mikey he saw the orange ninja still in a daze mouth open as if it was a target of some kind. Sighing the eldest turned to their father and tried to gather all the respect he had earned in the years into his voice and one plea. "Sensei, while I do believe that she is capable I also have to agree with Raphael and Donny. We know nothing of him, his past, his plans for the future, his fighting skills, honor level or even what he looks like how can we just let her go?"
"My son's I know this is difficult for you all as it is for me, but we must trust Joanovarc for the trained ninja and sensible thinker that she is."
"It's not her we don't trust," Mikey finding his voice
"It is her suitor, yes I understand Michelangelo, that is something that I expect even human's deal with when it comes to this matter, but there will be plenty of time for meeting and evaluation since their first…meeting shall take place here." He paused noticing the small look of wanting to 'help' their sister cross over in their eyes. "And this fact alone means that after we have all become acquainted you are to respect your sister and her privacy by leaving them both alone. And before you even ask Raphael, yes that includes the boy and any attempt at dismembering." He finished finally as he left for his room to return meditating 'That went over better than thought.' He mused entering his chambers and leaving four sons out alone.
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Once they were sure he was gone Mikey immediately stood up and ready to take action, thus began his army styled pacing and voice. "Alright soldiers, listen up! We have here a code section 441! A.k.a. little sister dating! We need plans pronto! Soldier Donatello, we need technology, surveancle and back round information on this guy stat! Sargent Leonardo, we need a plan and strategic operation on the double! And General Raphael, we need you to recruit magot Jones into the fight and come up with stealth manuviers for this guy! Now lets move soldiers!" Mikey finished as his brothers continued to stare at him like he was nuts. Not that far from the truth either.
"Or," Leonardo started "We could just trust Sensei's judgment on this one and keep an eye on the guy when he comes over here. And get Joany to spend some time training so she'll be ready in case something goes amiss."
"Sergeant Leonardo, your honorably discharged for being an idiot." Raph stated snidely as he folded his arms over his plastron and kept Mikey's gaze one eye ridge raised in amusement at his brother's antics
"I don't know about background information, but I think I can retrieve some old files off of her computer and intercept any oncoming mail, as for surveillance." Don smiled mischievously "Take your pick as to just how advanced you want this thing." He smirked finishing as he got up to leave and go to his lab
"Hold on there Don, I'm coming with to make sure you and Raph refrain from putting any beepers on her again." Leo stated following muttering 'Though not a bad idea.' To his younger brother
"Can he do that?" Mike asked
"Do what?" Raph looked at his brother quizzically
"Well you just discharged him so, is he still allowed to do that?"
"Mikey, you're an idiot." Raph responded rolling his eyes as his younger brother turned to leave
"Where are you going, shell-for-brains?" Raph questioned seeing his brother begin to disappear towards the youngest's room
"I'm going to get Joany, if she's gonna date this guy then she has a lot to learn." He smirked giving his hotheaded brother an uneasy feeling about just what kind of lesson his brother would be teaching and his part in it.
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"Mikey!" Joan whined as she was dragged from her room "I already did training along with an extra hour today. I don't need anymore."
"That was different, now your going to get real training." He responded coming back into the living room and gratefully finding Raph still there performing sets of pushups.
"So I hear you got a date?" Raph grunted as he went down again
Joany sighed nodding and hoping that he wasn't going to start anything again. "Yes Raph I have a date. Deal with it."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, just make sure this guy your brining over is up on his health policy payments." He muttered repeating the procedure that he had been of the past five minutes
With a no expression look on her face Joany walked over to her brother and paused for a moment, before when he went up again, swiftly kicking his arm out from under him causing the red banded turtle to make sudden contact with the floor.
Raph was up in an instant glaring daggers at the youngest and a now smirking mike, had it been anyone else he would've pummeled them, but it wasn't. Sighing he let out a low growl as he sat down on the couch awaiting whatever plan his brother had to take place.
"Ok now what is this that you said about 'real training'?" Joany asked suspiciously as eyeing both her brothers
"Ok well you know all about ninja training and stealth and that's all good, but hey this is dating so now we'll be showing you the moves that guys will try to pull and how you are to react to them." he finished though it was obvious that Raph was only half listening and in his mind planning a way to just pummel the guy head on "I'll be the guy, Raph you're the girl." Mikey stated
At the words Raph you're the girl, the red masked turtles eye ridges went straight up as he snapped out of the oblivious state he'd been in. Shooting his brother a look of murder, Raph found his voice and asked his brother to please restate that.
"You're the girl, Raphie, that's just how its going to need to work." Mike stated flatly as Joan bit her lip to keep from laughing who would have ever thought that her tough hotheaded brother, who even as a kid refused to cry when he'd broken his arm was now being made to play the part of a girl.
"Nu uh, Mikey! No way in shell am I gonna…"
"Its for Joany. And look on the Brightside, you get to beat me up a little. Huh? Huh?" Mike insisted as Raph finally giving in the desire of wanting his sister safe winning over his ego as he sat down on the couch and awaiting what he knew would be a humiliating experience as his brother explained then sat down
"Now first thing this guy will mostly try to do is this." Mikey smiled yawning and putting his hands over his head and one arm now resting over his brother's shoulder "Then here's what…Raph, come on man get into character a little here." Mikey stopped looking at his brother
"What?" the red one growled low as he stared at his brother, this was just to much
"C'mon bro, you know nothing about acting, get into character, you're a girl on a date with the most handsome guy you can imagine." Mike knew he was pushing it but suddenly he knew this was just going to be way to much fun
Raph caught himself mid air punch as he relented and put it back down "If Leo or Donny EVER find out about this…" he quietly roared the unfinished threat
"They won't now start acting like little girl. No offense Joany." He smirked looking at a less than amused Joan hearing the comment
Then Raph did what no one expected, he giggled. That was right, Hamato Raphael, street fighter, trained ninja and feared vigilante giggled.
"That's better." Mike snickered as he could see the vein throb in his brothers head as they continued "Now my arms over the shoulder like this, you don't like it, so what do you do? Raph."
Trying his best to do an impression though he wasn't sure why himself, he smiled forcefully as he then elbowed Mikey straight in the ribs then followed up with a back hand to the snout
"That's…good." Mike rasped out as he then tried another move this time though Raph put him in a headlock and flipped him over
These antics continued for about five minutes before then finally Mikey said wheezing from being hit so many times "Alright, now we come to the one part of the date when the guy will attempt the unthinkable. Give you a kiss."
Before Mike could say another word he felt Raph's callased hand on his face palm open "Don't even think about it!" he ordered pushing his brother's face away from his own.
"Oh c'mon Raph, I'm not going to make contact."
"The shell you are!" the tempermental youth practically roared
"Look, we are doing this for Joany, now suck it up, or she could wind up in this very position." Mike frowned using his brothers over protectiveness to prey on
"Fine." Raph grimaced as he looked away not able to even think about the time he was going to get after this
After a few minutes of Mikey subltely putting his arm around Raph again he leaned in closer, knowing this was going to hurt even though he wouldn't even think of making contact just as Raph was about to deck him, they both heard a sound that froze them
"Raphael! Michelangelo! Please come with me." They heard their father say as he stopped by the couch looking less than amused at the training they were giving their sister.
To be continued…
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