HI ya'll! Sorry about the long delay on my updated chapter. I recently got a ticket and I have to take Defensive Driving. SHIT!
I very surprised on how many readers added this to their Alert List. (Total: 121) Well, I did promise to update ASAP; and here are the results.
(AN) : I revised chapter 1 nothing much has changed except the fact that I gave all of the Guys codenames when they wear their ANBU mask. The names are relevant later on in the chapter.
Neji -Yachou (Night Bird),
Shikamaru - Kagemusha (Shadow Warrior)
Naruto - Kitsune (Fox)
Sasuke - Okibi (Blazing Fire)
Yosh! On with the Story.
Oh Ho Ho! Jiraiya the Super pervert has heard every detail of the kunoichi's game of Confessions. He secretly plans to use their experiences in his next addition to the イチャイチャ series.
'Mistress Tenten the Dominatrix, Ultra-Naughty Dr. Haruno, The Spontaneous Mrs. Uzumaki, and Temari the Desert Lily. All of their experiences are fuel to my creative fire. This book will be the best seller out of the Icha Icha collection. I'm going to make a fortune!'
The snow-haired lecher placed his ear close to the air-conditioning vent as he sips the remainder of his Male Enhancer Tea, listening in to some last minute details that he might have missed.
Instead, he heard a burst of laughter and a strong buzzing from Hinata's "prizes".
"Naruto-kun's gonna love this!"
"But he doesn't really need it. Quick Draw Uchiha might."
"Fuck you, Tenten! That is the last time you-"
"Cool it Sakura, You know I'm messin' with ya."
"Hahahaha!" Temari's voice came in between the quarrel. "Hey check this out, the G3 actually has a lifetime guarantee. We'll happily replace the device if it ever fails to function. No questions asked."
Tenten and the others directed their attention to the desert blonde. "That's a first, I've never heard of a toy with that kind of promise before."
"It must be a quality product then." Sakura sighed. "I wonder what the guys are up to?"
"Hmm, good question." Tenten rested her face in her hands.
Each of the girls were in their own world, daydreaming about the moment when their men would be in their arms again.
Hinata took a bite of a ruby red strawberry as she flipped through one of her books. "The sooner we get home, the sooner I can attempt page 112."
Temari glanced over Hinata's shoulder. "The staircase? That's not original."
Uzumaki gave her a discouraged look. She flipped to the next page, her pretty white eyes bulged as Temari gave her a wide grin.
"Nice, you can burn off 112 calories in this position. Now this is what I call original. March 30th - The Reverse Wheelbarrow or March 31st - Upside-Down Cake."
Hinata visualized herself in the arm strengthening arrangement. "112 calories is nothing; if you do it 'Shinobi Style', that is another story"
'Shinobi Style? What has Naruto been teaching this girl?' Sakura was reviewing her notes in her mind until Hinata mentioned the phrase.
Tenten awoke from her dream world. "Shinobi Style? Please explain Hinata, I would love to hear what you have to say."
"Well, Naruto-kun and I always have exceptional sex. But we worked out some new techniques other than positions and using jutsus in bed. You see, we also concentrate our chakra throughout our entire body; making the nerve receptors more sensitive. We been able to go for 40 minutes with this technique. The last time that I pushed my limit, I didn't have any chakra at all the next day. Shino and Kiba weren't too happy about that, we had to cut our training session short."
"Sugoi." Tenten's curiosity peaked. "What else have you holding back Hinata?"
"It's not that I'm holding back, it's that you've never ask."
"Well if you put it that way, what's the best thing that you learned so far?"
Hinata smiled proudly as she recollected a memory.
"Hmm, our greatest accomplishment so far, was mastering the 1-Hour orgasm technique; without using Kyuubi's chakra, I can put Naruto-kun out cold for a day. When he uses it on me, I can barely move for two hours."
After listening to Hinata's story, Dr. Haruno started to have her own ideas. 'Zenkai Seiteki no Jutsu (Sexual Healing Technique). I could make this work, all I need to do is…'
"Hinata, I need a piece of advice."
The indigo-haired kunoichi gave Sakura her full attention. "What is it Sakura-chan?"
"I was thinking about doing something extra special for Sasuke, and you're the best at what you do." The rest of the ladies looked up at Sakura, interested in what she was going to say next.
"What do you think is the best…"
Outside of the dining room, Ayako and Kesshi just finished washing the dishes, as well as "getting dirty" themselves.
Kesshi couldn't keep his hands off of her body, craving for seconds. "C'mon one more round."
"Boy, you better stop! I got work to do."
His hand slipped up her short skirt. "The least that you can do is let me lick this off." Referring to the droplets of melon juice on her inner thigh; Kesshi bended down on one knee, licking his lips.
The hostess gasped, "Oh my goodness you're still here!" She quickly strapped on an apron around her waist.
Right before Ayako had the chance to feel his warm tongue, her knee jerked forward. That action kneed her beloved Kesshi-kun; he laid on his back grasping his jaw, twitching in pain.
"Oww!"
"Oh, Shit! Kesshi?" Ayako reached into the ice machine to grab a of ice and placed it on his jaw. "Baby, I'm sorry." She kneeled over him to kiss his wound.
"I'm fine, ow! I'll get you some other time, workaholic." Kesshi pushed the sliding backdoor to the side and shut it behind him.
Ayako straightened out her clothing and grabbed a pot of hot tea. She rushed over to her customer's table, to refill his now empty cup.
"Is he going to be ok? Ayako-san."
"He'll be fine. How much of that did you hear?"
"All of it more or less. Didn't I tell you mixing business with pleasure can get you in trouble?"
The waitress blushed, but returned with a cunning comeback. "You're the one who is making a living on your voyeuristic adventures. So what does that say about your lifestyle? Jiraiya-sama the Impot-"
"Don't remind me!"
"I'm sorry, that was a low blow." Ayako snorted from holding back a chuckle. She then cleared her throat. "Speaking of which, did Mindy on 3rd street help you with your situation?"
The lecher sighed. "Unfortunately, no. I tried everything. The most exotic dancers, the best brothels, herbal medicine, acupuncture, your tea , even Sildenafil citrate (AKA Viagra). Nothing works."
"Wow, not even my tea? As many cups as you had, you should have a three day erection by now. Hmm, what are you going to do now?"
A suspicious sparkle lit his eyes. "There is one way, and I'll need your help. I need you to do me a favor."
"Anything for you Jira-chan."
Jiraiya leaned in close to whisper in her ear.
"Is that all?"
He confidently nodded "These girls aim to please. They'll do anything to keep their man happy, just like you."
"I see, so if I talk to these girls for a bit and give them this idea, it will increase your chances of getting your wood back."
He smirked. "Precisely."
"Not bad Jira-chan, not bad at all." She smiled sweetly at the old man. "I never did thank you for leaving me that generous tip the last time that you visited. Thanks to you, I officially own Merry-Time."
"Don't worry about it you earned it. You're the only girl that I know who wouldn't use that money only for herself."
Ayako headed for the private dining room, rehearsing in her mind how she will approach her guests.
Jiraiya smiled at the thought of his ingenious plan. 'Brilliant, sheer brilliance! If this all goes well, I can finish this new edition before the publishers deadline. Most of all, I'll be back in action.'
Back to the present…
The last time we checked on the boys, they were chilling at the bar of Club Go enjoying their drinks. Seated in this order, Author's Visual : (Naruto - Neji - Sasuke - Shikamaru)
Naruto orders another sake bomb, Neji returns to reading the stats of the SVG champions with his watered down light beer, and Shikamaru continues to sulk about his last interaction with Temari after his third bottle of warm sake. (Poor Guy)
As for Sasuke, that's the start of a new paragraph.
Uchiha's reaction to the alcohol and painkillers made him fidgety as he shifts uncomfortably on his barstool. The stiff, twitchy movement causes everyone's head to turn.
'Kuso. I should have waited a hour before I ordered that beer.' The strange tingling sensation that he was feeling in shoulder before has returned; but this time it has spread all over his body, from the ends of his spiky raven locks to the tips of his toes. This is the one of the many results of Multipliers Effect, the aftermath of mixing drugs and alcohol which can have a /- toll on the body. (DO NOT RECOMMEND!)
Sasuke shifts from side to side as his hands compulsively rubs to top of his inner thighs. The friction of skin and cloth made an audible rough sliding noise.
Uchiha thought to himself that the situation couldn't get any worse.
Although everyone tried not to question his actions, Naruto is the first to make a smart ass move. "Got a bad case of jock itch Quick-Draw?"
The red death glare of the Sharingan lit Sasuke's eyes. "Shut up! I don't have jock itch!"
A dark blue shading befalls on the upper half the other shinobi's faces from the shock and mortification from the statement.
Neji places his mug down quickly as he chokes on his beer; Naruto pats his back to help him.
The brunette gags, "Don't touch me!"
"Okay, sorry."
Sasuke continues to keep rubbing his legs. As a concerned leader, Shikamaru gives his attention to his comrade.
"Do you want to go to the hospital?"
"I'm not in pain, I f-feel…"
Shikamaru cocks an eyebrow. "You feel like what?"
"Tingly, allover."
"…" The captain was at loss for words.
All eyes are on Sasuke. Neji thought, 'Maybe we should send him to the hospital.'
The effects of the alcohol are starting to eat away at the brain cells that Naruto has left. It's true that the blonde would say the most moronic things without thinking; add alcohol to the mix, he'll quiet down and won't say much at all. But if he sees something interesting to make fun of, he's a shameless embarrassment on two legs.
Naruto points and laughs hysterically. "Hahaha. We can't send him to the hospital, not like that!"
Neji wondered. "What is so funny, Naruto?"
"Ow! I've got to stop laughing so hard, my stomach hurts!"
Shikamaru's eyes zoom in at the direction of the blonde's finger and quickly turns way. "How troublesome. Only Sakura can help out with this problem."
Neji's white eyes followed suit. He mutters to himself, "I did not need to see that."
Sasuke covertly adjusts himself, the constant friction from the inseam of his pants stimulated an erection. 'Where's Sakura when you need her?'
Naruto's laughter finally dies down. "Haha. Looks like you need it more than I do, and all you need is a minute!"
Faster than the blink of an eye, Sasuke pops Naruto in the back of the head. SMACK!
"Ow!"
"Keep talking shit, and I'll prove to you why Sakura calls me 'Kami-sama'."
"I'll hold you to that Sasuke, because you have nothing against my creativity."
"At least I don't need Kage Bunshins to keep my woman satisfied."
"At least I don't need to use hypnosis from a dōjutsu as a cover up from being too tired to finish the job!"
Neji and Shikamaru's eyes shift back and forth between the arguers before they intervened.
"Okay, that's enough."
"Settle down before you guys get us kicked out."
Wooden sandals clack against the floor. "You boys are hopeless without your women."
The quartet became silent with that voice. Under the blacklight, his spiky long white hair glows in a fluorescent blue. Clad in a long red vest with olive-gray pants and yukata underneath, Jiraiya approaches the ANBU members with a smile.
Naruto points at the super pervert. "ERO-SENNIN! WHAT DID YOU DO MY WIFE?"
Neji activates Byakugan as he grabs the Sannin by the vest. "Where's Tenten?"
Hey I know that nothing much has happened in this chapter; but if I continued writing it with as many details that I have in mind, it would be 20 pages long.
When did Jiraiya get to Konoha? What kind of advice does Sakura get from Hinata? What kind of ideas will Ayako give to the kunoichis?
Until next time, all of these questions will be answered!
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