My Beer
cute lady walks by
Two-Bit: Hey pretty lady…u just can't hiccup get enough of me can hiccup you?
Sodapop: You wish Two-Butt. She's mine.
Steve: looks confused It's Two-Bit not Two-Butt.
Sodapop: I know that! I was just making a joke! Geez doesn't anyone get it anymore?
throws hands in the air and walks away
Two-Bit: stares after him Anyone wanna beer?
Dally: Sure.
Two-Bit: looks at the beer in his hand Who said anything about beer? protectively hides half a can of beer under his jacket
Johnny: You said Two-Bit.
Two-Bit: LIAR! You're all lying!
Steve: But Two-Bit you-
Two-Bit: I was drunk!
Dally: You're always drunk.
Two-Bit: But it was different that time! It was my last can.
Johnny: One; you're still drunk. Two; You only drank half the can.
Two-Bit: It's my beer.
Johnny: shakes head in defeat
Darry: walks over to the small group Hello.
Two-Bit: screams You can't have it! It's my beer!
Darry: Who said anything about beer?
Two-Bit: That chick over there that I was about to pick up. nods head towards the lady he was hitting on earlier
Darry: Two-Bit…
Two-Bit: Don't tell me that's not a lady! I know what a lady looks like!
Darry: Are you drunk?
Two-Bit: …No.
Darry: So tell me…why were you trying to pick up a lady that's talking her baby for a walk?
Two-Bit: eyes widen in disbelief…I was drunk.
Darry, Dally, Steve, and Johnny: shake their heads and walk away
Two-Bit: Hey! Where ya goin? shrugs and chugs the rest of the beer Alright, time to go get hammered.
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IMAGINE SOMETHING LIKE THAT REALLY GOIN ON WITH TWO-BIT…LOL…I CAN PICTURE IT. PLZ REVIEW PPL.