A/N I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME FOR HAVING RYAN FLIRTING WITH THE FLOWER SALES GIRL, BUT RYAN AND MARISSA WEREN'T DATING WHEN SHE DIED, SO IT ISN'T LIKE HE WAS NOT BEING LOYAL TO HER IN DEATH IF YOU GET WHAT I MEAN. I'LL JUST GET TO THE STORY, BECAUSE I HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO CLUE HOW TO PUT WHAT I WANT TO SAY. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
SONG CREDITS
GOODBYE EARL-DIXIE CHICKS
MONY MONY-BILLY IDOL
STACY'S MOM-FOUNTAIN OF WAYNE
So they headed back to the Cohen's and sure enough all the cars were gone, all except for Dr. Robert's sports car. The 3 friends got out of the car and started towards the door. They walked inside and saw Julie, Dr. Roberts, Kerstin and Sandy sitting out by the pool. The stereo was playing some music.
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Summer walked into the family room and sat down on the couch. Seth sat down beside her and put his arm around her shoulder.
Stacy, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)
Ryan walked out outside and told Kerstin and Sandy they were home.
You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see
Julie was drinking a glass of wine and she put it back down on the table and nodded to Ryan.
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Ryan headed back inside and sat down on the chair beside the couch.
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
Sandy walked into the family room and said "can I get you guys anything to eat or drink?"
Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)
"No thanks Sandy. Thanks anyways." Replied Summer
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me
Sandy walked back out onto the patio.
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
"I think we need to solve this the way Coop would have solved it."
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Stacy can't you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Stacy's mom oh oh)
(Stacy's mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Stacy's mom
"Now that is Stacy's Mom, by Fountain or Wayne. Our next song is Goodbye Ear, by the Dixie Chicks."
"How would Marissa have solved this?" asked Seth
Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the 4H Club
Both active in the FFA
After graduation Mary Anne went out lookin'
for a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
and all she found was Earl
She would have gotten a bottle of vodka and went out and partied." Replied Summer
Well it wasn't two weeks
after she got married that
Wanda started gettin' abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But Earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care
"Doesn't sound like that bad of an idea to me." Replied Ryan
Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held Wanda's hand as they
worked out a plan
And it didn't take long to decided
"I thought you left your party ways back in Chino?" came a voice.
That Earl had to die
Goodbye Earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me Earl
You're feeling weak
Why don't you lay down
and sleep Earl
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Earl
Ryan turned around and saw Teresa, and a smile spread across his face. He jumped up and said "When did you get here?"
The cops came by to bring Earl in
They searched the house
high and low
Then they tipped their hats
and said 'Thank You ladies
if you hear from him let us know'
"Oh, I was at the funeral, I guess you just didn't see me, then I got out of there pretty fast."
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
who nobody missed al all
"So how long are you staying?" asked Ryan.
So the girls bought some land
and a roadside stand
Out on Highway 109
They sell Tennessee ham
and strawberry jam
And they don't
lose any sleep at night 'cause
"Well my Mom babysitting, and she said take as much time as you like."
Earl had to die
Goodbye Earl
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake Earl
We'll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk Earl
Well is that all right
Good Let's go for a ride
Earl hey
"I think I should get back before to late though."
"That ladies and gentlemen is Goodbye Earl. Our next song is Mony Mony. Enjoy."
"This was Marissa's favorite song." Said Summer and she started to cry again. Seth went over and put his arm over her shoulder.
Here she comes now sayin' Mony Mony
Shoot 'em down turn around come on Mony
Hey she give me love and I feel all right now
Come on you gotta toss and turn
And feel all right, yeah I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
"So how late is to late?" asked Ryan
'Cause you make me feel, So good, so good, so good
So fine, so fine, It's all mine, well I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
"Oh, maybe before morning."
Well you could shake it Mony Mony
Shot gun dead and I'll come on home yeah
Don't stop cookin' 'cause I feel all right now
Don't stop now come on Mony
Come on yeah, I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
"Did you say you are going partying, I haven't been out in forever, can I come?" asked Teresa
'Cause you make me feel
So good, so good, Well I feel all right
You're so fine, you're so fine, You're, and I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
"Of course you can if we go, it was just Summer wanting to go out and drink." Replied Ryan
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony
I love you Mony mo-mo-mony said I do...
I said Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Come on, come on!
Feel all right, I said yeah, yeah, yeah
"Sounds good to me."
Wake it, shake it Mony Mony
Up, down, turn around, come on mony
Hey she give me love and I feel all right now
Don't stop now come on Mony
Come on, I said yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah
"Is there any good place around here?" asked Teresa
'Cause you make me feel, So good, so good, so good
Feel all right, all right, Well I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ride your pony, ride your pony
Ride your pony come on, come on
Mony Mony
Feel all right, I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
"Of course there is, this is Newport." Replied Ryan.
"So where should we go then?" asked Seth
"Let's go to the Bait Shop. Like we always used to." Said Summer quietly. She was snuggling up to Seth.
"Sure sounds good." Said Ryan
"What and where is this Bait Shop?" asked Teresa
"Oh, well it is down on the pier and it is this really good club that our friend used to work at and Seth over here worked at cleaning bathrooms, to try and get her to like him." Said Ryan
Summer sat up quickly and swatted at Seth's head "so that's why you started to work there."
"I'm caught, I admit it." Replied Seth.
"So who's car should we take?" asked Teresa
"We can all fit in my car." Said Summer.
"That works, because our car is at your house Summer." Said Seth
"Oh, we better pick it up after we are done at the Bait Shop, because we might need it in the morning." Said Ryan
"That remind me I do need the car in the morning Ryan, is it Okay if I take it?" asked Seth
"Sure is man. Go ahead and take it." Replied Ryan
"So let's go." Said Seth
"Let's go." Replied the other 3.
The 4 friends walked out of the house and climbed into Summer's Silver Beamer. Summer got in the drivers seat, started the car and backed out of the drive way. They drove to the pier and parked. The 4 friends got out of the car and Seth leaned over and whispered in Ryan's ear, "There's your girlfriend."
Ryan said back quietly "I don't have a girlfriend, who are you talking about?"
"Over there." And Seth pointed over at the flower shop. And sure enough Valerie was walking out of the flower shop. "See, her that Valerie Mandrel that you were flirting with-"
"Who was Ryan flirting with?" cut in Teresa and Summer at the same time.
"Nobody." Replied Seth, starting to laugh.
"You are a terrible liar Cohen." Cried Summer
"Am not Miss Summer"
"Don't even think about calling me Miss Summer."
"And why don't you want me calling you that?"
"Because it is a horrible name." cried Summer.
"I don't think so. What do you want me to call you then?"
"Absolutely nothing, I don't want you to talk to me ever again. We are done Cohen, goodbye." And she stormed away.
"I'll go after her." Said Teresa and she headed off after Summer.
"What did I do?" Seth asked Ryan
"I have absolutely no clue man."
"All I said was Miss Summer."
"Well I guess she didn't like it."
"I guess not. How is it that whenever everything is working well between us that she somehow seems to mess it up?"
"I hate to tell you, but she didn't say Miss Summer, that was all you."
"I guess so. Maybe I should go and talk to her."
"Leave that to Teresa. If she wants to talk to you she will come and talk to you."
"No I have to talk to her."
"Do you want to fix things up with her?"
"Yes, of course, I love her."
"Well let her come back to you and don't try anything that will make her hate you more."
Seth went silent.
Teresa ran up behind Summer who was leaning against the railing crying.
"Everything is going to be okay Summer." Said Teresa
"How do you know?" asked Summer who was now bawling
"I just know."
"No you don't know. He always does this, just when everything is starting to get back to normal and we aren't fighting anymore."
"Well Summer, I think that Seth just said that jokingly and you overreacted because of all the stress this past week or so."
"I did not overreact."
"Summer why do you ate the name Miss Summer?"
"Because that was what my mom used to call me before she left." Said Summer who was starting to cry harder if that is even possible.
"Well why don't you just go and tell Seth that you will forgive him if he never calls you that again."
"I can't just walk up to him and do that."
"Why not?'
"Well, first off that will look like I can't live without him, and second he always seems to do something stupid like this. He should come and apologize and I would forgive him, and third I want to see what crazy scheme he comes up with this time to get me back. One time he stood on top of a hot dog stand at Kick-Off Carnival and another time he filled a room at school with heart shaped balloons that were pink and red, well you get the picture, and I want to see what he comes up with this time."
"Summer, you can't, what if he really took the break up this time and decided that he will never get you back. What if he believes all that you said about never wanting to talk to him again. Do you still love him?"
"Do I still love Cohen, how do you know that I ever loved him?'
"Well it is kind of obvious with how much you cried when you broke up with him."
"I guess I still do."
"Good, then go and apologize to him."
"Not now. If he doesn't come up and apologize tonight, then I will go and talk to him tomorrow, but I will not go running back to him tonight."
"Whatever you do, just remember you have to live with what you do. How hurt are you going to be if he goes into that Bait Shop and finds a new girl and starts to date her?"
"I don't know."
"Just think about what you do before you do it."
"Thanks Teresa for being a friend."
"No problem, you need a friend now more than ever. Okay so are we going to go in, or are we going to leave and abandon the guys with no car, and no way to get home-?"
"Summer" Seth was running up to them "I am so sorry, I never meant it, I was just joking, please forgive me."
Summer looked over at Teresa and smiled "Why should I forgive you Cohen?" asked Summer as she playfully punched him in the arm, but Seth didn't see it as playfully. Although Ryan, Teresa and Summer did.
"Please, I never meant to hurt you, everyone was just so stressed about the funeral and everything, and I thought a little joke would cheer everyone up."
"Well you thought wrong Cohen." And she turned around and started to walk back to her car. All the while smiling, but Seth couldn't see that, he thought she was still furious with him.
"Please Summer." Cried Seth running after her "What will it take for you to forgive me?"
"I don't know Cohen, if I can ever forgive you. You know with what you said and all." She was almost laughing she was having so much fun doing this to him, but she was still making Seth beg.
"Summer pleeeeaaaaassssseee."
"By Cohen." And she walked away
Teresa and Ryan were laughing, and Seth turned on them "What is so funny about her leaving me like that?"
Teresa turned and whispered in Ryan's ear "Don't tell him, Summer wants to see what he will come up with to get her back. Please don't say."
"I'm waiting Ryan, what is going on?"
"I don't know, she seems to be really mad at you." Replied Ryan
Teresa turned and ran after Summer.
"How am I going to get her back?" asked Seth
"I don't know man, but you better do something good this time, and no more standing on top of hot dog stands."
"That didn't work that well the second time did it?"
"No not really."
Seth and Ryan started planning how to get Summer and Seth back together again.
Meanwhile Summer and Teresa were driving back to Summer's and they couldn't stop laughing.
"That was so funny" said Summer laughing.
"Yeah, It sure was."
Summer stopped laughing suddenly "What if he doesn't try to get me back, what will I do?"
"Summer, Seth is head over heals in love with you, he will not stop to even think about getting you back. Ryan and him were already planning what Seth was going to do to get you back when I was leaving."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive. Know forget about that and just wait to see what Seth does."
"What if Ryan tells him what we are doing?"
"He won't he knows that this is just a joke, and besides, he owes me a favor."
"Okay, so what do you want to do?"
"Well, do you want to go swimming?"
"Where in my pool?"
"I was thinking of at the beach, but you pool sound even better, but I don't have a bathing suit."
"You can borrow one of mine."
"Okay, thanks."
Summer pulled her BMW into her drive and her and Teresa got out of it and ran into the house and changed into bathing suits.
"I just realized that we left Seth and Ryan stranded at the pier." Said Summer
"Don't worry about it, they will find a way home, know lets go swimming."
The 2 new friends ran downstairs and jumped into the pool.
The splashed around for awhile and then they climbed out and got into the hot tub. "I have really enjoyed myself tonight. Thanks for everything Summer."
"No thank you, you should come up to Newport more often."
"I will come if I can get my mom to baby sit but it is hard sometimes."
"I guess, sorry about that."
"Don't be sorry, I will come if I can and I really needed the break from being the mother."
"I guess you did, if you ever need another break, you know where to find it."
"I sure do, thanks for everything."
"Your welcome."
The 2 friends climbed out of the hot tub and went back upstairs and got changed back into their clothes. Summer put on a white mini skirt, a blue and fuchsia tank top and blue stilettos. And Teresa but her black shorts and lime green t shirt on. With her cork platform sandles.
"Okay so what do you want to do now?" asked Summer
"Your choice, I chose to go swimming."
"Well lets go back to the Bait Shop, just drive by I mean and see if Seth and Ryan are still their trying to come up with a plan, or trying to find a ride. If they aren't there we can go in."
"Sounds good to me."
So they climbed into Summer's car and drove to the pier. And you would never believe who was sitting on a bench on the pier. None other than Seth and Ryan.
"Should we stop?" asked Summer
"It's up to you."
"I still want to see what they come up with, so no, let's not stop, but let's go around and go into the Bait Shop the back way."
"Sounds good to me, let's go."
Summer found a parking spot and parked and they climbed out of the car and went into the Bait Shop without either guy seeing them. They stayed in the Bait Shop for a couple of hours, and then they left and went back to Summer's car. They left and Ryan and Seth were not sitting on the bench anymore.
"That actually would have been pretty sad if they were still sitting there." Said Teresa
"Yeah, it would have."
"Can you drop me off at the Cohen's so I can get my car, I better get going."
"Do you have to go?"
"Yup, I promised my son that I would tuck him in when I got home and he will be pretty upset if he wakes up in the morning and asks me if I tucked him in and I say no."
"I guess he will be."
So Summer dropped Teresa off at the Cohen's and then she headed home and Teresa headed back to Chino and her son. It was the end of a perfect, well almost perfect night.
Ryan and Seth had arrived home, just 10 minutes before Summer dropped Teresa off. They had sat on the bench at the pier for something like 3 hours discussing what they were going to do to get Summer back, and the 3 hours of sitting on a bench paid off, because they had a plan that they were going to put into effect tomorrow.
Seth still had no clue that Summer was just setting him up to make a fool of himself.
A/N SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO UPDATE, BUT IT WAS NOT LETTING ME UPLOAD MY STORIES. HOPE YOU LIKE THIS. I KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO HATE ME FOR BREAKING UP SETH AND SUMMER, BUT SOMETHING GOOD COMES OUT OF EVERTHING, JUST WAIT AND SEE. I HAD A LOT OF FUN WRITING THE LAST PART OF THIS CHAPTER, SO I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. PLEASE REVIEW. THANKS TO ALL THAT HAVE REVIEWED. WHAT WAS TERESA'S SONS NAME AGAIN, I CAN'T REMEMBER. IF YOU KNOW COULD YOU PLEASE EMAIL ME. IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR WHAT THE PLAN SHOULD INVOLVE PLEASE EMAIL ALSO. THANKS AGAIN.