[Meanwhile in hell we cut to the outside of a small house, A horrible sound is heard, which turns out to be Lucifier himself playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. He answers to find a doctor Gilliam is at the door with a paramedic.]

Demon Doctor: Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.

[Satan slams the door shut. The phone starts to ring.]

Satan (answering): Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the... [plays a clarinet note.]

God (Family Guy version): (smugly) Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh, ol' chum?

Satan: (gasps) God Christ!? From band class?!

God: How's the heat down there? I hear you have Micah Bell now.

Satan: Fuck off..

God: I just wanted to let you know, I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week.

Satan: The ba-ba-ba... The ba-ba-ba... The ba-ba-ba?!

God: (smugly) That's right. I'm living your dreams.. (condescendingly) The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us.

Saten: Ohh, uhh, I... I, uhh...

God: Ha, I knew it! You don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry no-

Satan: Hold it! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl! How do you like that, Fancy Boy?!

God (still smug): Good luck next Tuesday Luce. I hope the audience brings lots of... ibuprofen!

[Both hang up the phones.]

Satan: I gotta drum up a marching band fast! Drum... haha... band humor.

Satan ends up bringing a bunch of demons to a warehouse, including Ogdan, Micah, Freddy and Betty.

Satan: People, people, settle down! Okay, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?

Freddy Krueger: Do instruments of torture count?

Satan: No.

Hitler: Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Satan (annoyedly): No, Adolf, mayonnaise is not an instrument. [Hitler raises his hand again] Horseradish is not an instrument, either. [Hitler lowers his hand] That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

[Satan laughs. Everyone stays silent.]

Micah Bell: When do we get the free food?

Saten: Okay, try to repeat after me. [plays six notes] Brass section, go. [brass section repeats, badly, but not bad for first timers] Good. Now the wind. [wind section repeats, badly] And the drums. [drummers misunderstand and blow on their sticks which blow out and stick Satan to the wall]

Satan: (dryly) Too bad that didn't kill me.