Satan (walking sadly though tunnel to the bubble bowl): I knew this was gonna happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that... [zooms out to reveal God is there smirking smugly] ...GOD DOESN'T FIND OUT! [screams] What are you doing here?!
God: [laughs] (Seth MacFarlene voice) I just wanna watch you blow it. So, where's your band?
Squidward: Uh, they couldn't come.. They.. died.
Squilliam: Then who's that? [points to the rest of the band suddenly appearing]
Satan: [screams and his eyes pop out] THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!
Brutaloo: We're ready to preform sir.
Blitzo: Yeah we listening to Muse all night and we think we got this.
God:: Well Satan, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look.
[Blitzo dances goofily with tongue sticking out]
Satan: That's his... eager face.
[They all go into the Bubble Bowl.]
Satan: I guess this will be the last time I can show my face in this reality's hell.
Freddy: That's the spirit dude!
Portal opens them all a football stadium.
Football Announcer: Okay, football fans. Put your hands together for the Hell's own, "the evil ones!"
[A crowd of live-action people cheering is shown.]
Demon: These are some ugly looking creatures.
Demon 2: Maybe we're in one of those toxic waste dumps.
Satan: [nervously] Okay, everybody. Let's get this over with. 1, 2, 3, 4...
[The band starts to play a wonderful intro fanfare. Satan opens his eyes, shocked. But this time plays a different song, as it immediately starts with Freddy playing a guitar verse, sync'd with Micah on drums, giving a far more exciting feel, then Betty comes in with an keyboard instead of a piano, doing the theme of "Uprising".]
Blitzo: [voice of Matt Bellamy instead of David Glen Eisley] Paranoia, is in bloom. The PR, transmissions will resume. They'll try to, push drugs that keep us all dumbed down! And hope that, we will never see the truth around!
(Cut of Satan looking speechless as the guitar verse plays)
Blitzo: Another promise, another scene! Another, packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed! And all the, green belts wrapped around our minds, and endless, red tape to keep the truth confined!
[God stares in shock, Satan gives him a smug grin and throws his baton over his shoulder and uses his arms for conducting.]
Blitzo: (explosion behind him) Theeey, will, not, forrce us! They, will, stop, degraaading us! (pointing rhetorically) Theey, will, not, contrrrol us! We, will, be, (raises hand in triumph) Victoorious!
[God has a heart attack and faints onto carried away stretcher. Satan waves a smug goodbye to him.]
Blitzo: Interchanging, mind control! Come let the, revolution take its toll! If you could, flick the switch and open your third eye! You'd see that, we should never be afraid to die! (guitar verse) Rise up and take the power back! It's time, the fat cats had a heart attack! You know that, their time's coming to an end! We have to, unify and watch our flag ascend!
[Satan dances excitedly)
Blitzo: (cuts to last verse) Theeey, will, not, forrce us! They, will, stop, degraaading us! (pointing rhetorically) Theey, will, not, contrrrol us! We, will, be, (raises hand in triumph) Victoorious! (sinked to guitar verse) COME ON!
(Betty plays the keyboard part again just as Satan does the freeze frame jump)
The song is so perfect for this moment, try playing it when reading.. :)
