The Banana-

Hi! I just LOVE the banana in the 2nd series! So, why not! This story is about the Banana! It is dedicated to the banana! Get ready for the most craziest thing you have ever read, probably! Don't say I didn't worn you!

SUMMARY: The Banana meets the crew face to face! It's ALIVE!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Red Dwarf, the ideas, characters, and no, I don't own the yellow banana! Darn!

Don't think I'm crazy! It's just late...late...LATE... at night, and I've been watching the 2nd season. The Banana steals the show!

I always wondered how the banana got into their quarters, and why it wasn't there the next series! Here is my take on what happened. Read! If you think differently, or you think you have a better story about the banana, e-mail me with it!

Happens right after the whole baby thing in Parallel Universe, but before the new series 3, episode 'Backwards'. Got it? Good.

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Cat bounded into the room, chewing on something. Lister stared at the object. It was dark brown, shiny, and covered with indents.

"What the smeg are you eating, Cat!"

Cat looked up, then grinned his toothy grin.

"Yow! See, Buddy, Goal-Post-Head and Novelty Condom were checking out the stores, and I tagged along. We found these Girl Scout Cookies, Thin Mints!"

Cat threw a cookie to Lister, who quickly gobbled it up.

"Then the Boyz from the Dwarf, minus the Monkey and the Head, found more food! Captian Emerald went off to the left, Square-headed git smeghead went to the right, and yours truly found chocolate! Melted chocolate, in special carying cases. Melted chocolate! Mmmm, choc-o-late...choc-o-late...choc-o-late LOCCO!" Cat screeched.

"Buddy, what's wrong!" Lister looked sad as he nibbled at his 10th cookie. He stared at the box of Girl scout Cookies-Thin Mints the Cat had put in front of him. "You guys went without me!"

Cat shrugged, and left singing his favorite song, with a bit of a twist. "Yeah, I'm going to get you, little cookie! Um, I'm gonna eat you little cookie! Because I like eating cookies!"

Holly's blonde head appeared on the screen, as she said, "Dave. Come down to the supply decks."

"Which deck are they on, Hol!"

"Well, how should I know!"

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Hi! I know, the banana wasn't even mentioned! But, don't worry! It will! And I know, technically, the banana disapeared from their quarters when Holly turned into a female, and Kryten came back. But, HEY! It's my fan fiction!

The mention of Cat saying, "choc-o-late...choc-o-late...choc-o-late LOCCO!"

was reffering to a special episode of "Can't Cook, Won't Cook"

It had a special episode with the Red Dwarf gang! It was called, "Can't Smeg, Won't Smeg", which can be found on the 4th series dvd, on the extra stuff!

Lister is cooking with coconut, and starts singing... "Coc-o-nut...coc-o-nut...coc-o-nut, LOCCO!" Soo, it's an inside joke if you have seen the episode "Can't Smeg, Won't Smeg"!