The Banana 3-
I always thought Rimmer got along with the others very smeggin' well, when he (and they) are drunk, or in hangover.
This flashback happens right after the Me squared episode.
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Lister glanced into the corridor. Rimmer trailed him.
"What are you looking for!" Rimmer asked in a semi-polite tone. He was still angry at Lister for that "Souper" comment, but the pain ebbed away when he thought of an alternative friend, that demon from hell, in the shape of himself.
But, right now, he was happy to be alive. Well, he was already dead, but at least he wasn't turned off.
Lister ignored Rimmer, and kept walking down the stacks of wasted food. When the radiation leak had happened, Holly had TRIED to seal the stores, but some decks had not been, and were affected.
Lister just shook his head, thinking about Rimmer's comment. What was he looking for?
"Well," Lister started. Rimmer jumped, then seeing he was going to get an answer to his question, stayed quiet.
"I'm just looking for something to... 'color' the room. It's too 'military gray'. We need to spruce things up.
Lister rounded a corner, and found himself face to face with a ladder. That was not the surprising thing. Hanging on the ladder, was a huge, plastic, bright yellow banana.
"Get out of town!" Lister whispered. 'Wow'. A smile drew on his face, as he thought..'Yeah, this will do nicely.'
One thing bothered Lister, though. He had been down here all of the time. And he had never seen it there before.
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Sorry it's short!
Alright, it's sucky. I'm having the hugest case of Writer's block right now. So all of the stuff comin is...well, smeg. Sorry!
Just as sexual attraction is a virus, and Cat said he should be given to a hospital, because he was a terminal case... I should be thrown in a pile of smeg, with gazpacho soup, curry, vindaloo, and beer milkshakes dumped on me. Also, with people booing. OR, am I being to hard on myself!
Batters her eyes at the viewers...silently pleading with them to tell her she is over-reacting.