0800
Don't want to talk about last night's dream. Don't ask me again.
0815
Too many lemons.
0830
Too many bad, bad images.
0835
I hate Gen. O'Neill. Almost as much as my head hates me.
0900
Spent the last half hour trying to convince Siler that a broken arm is one of the reasons he really should visit the infirmary.
0914
Strange… that only took half an hour and no bribes. Come to think of it, he has been acting a little odd lately. I think hanging upside down for an hour and a half yesterday might have left him with some permanent damage.
0945
I actually had the accountants run the figures one year. He and Dr. Jackson total a third of the infirmary expenses for the SGC.
1000
Either that, or the nurses are embezzling us out of a ridiculous amount of money.
1012
…I'm not quite sure which of the two is more likely.
1040
Didn't even ask what Siler did to himself this time. Sometimes I wonder why we keep the man around. Then I remember he happens to be the only man capable of keeping the power supply running with an air freshener, a tube sock and a bread knife.
Who else are we gonna get, MacGuyver?
1127
Think someone just poisoned Dr. Jackson. That's a new and interesting way of doing it, got to give them credit for keeping it original.
1134
I mean, what a terrible thing. I must go and… act like this isn't a normal occurrence.
1139
What's procedure for poisoning incidents, again? I can only remember the ones related to food, the commissary cover-ups and lemon chicken.
1140
I did not just say that.
1200
Never mind.
1210
He's not actually poisoned.
1230
You think that someone turning pretty colours, screaming they'd been poisoned, and collapsing in the middle of the briefing room would actually be an indication that they had been poisoned.
Not that they had accidentally picked up the decaf.
1300
Idiot.
1335
Oh, turns out Dr. Jackson was poisoned after all, nurses say his system can't cope with the decaf. They're pumping his stomach now, want to have him put in ICU. Personally, I think it's just another excuse to keep him sedated and half naked in the infirmary for another few days.
1400
Almost feel sorry for the poor guy. In fact, I do, and yes, I know the "leave no man behind" thing, but this is the medical staff we're dealing with. If it were some nice friendly Goa'uld, it'd be another story, but I am not crossing the nurses. Again.
1430
Oh god.
Another one of Siler's sprites just got accepted into the academy.
Harley is a 6-ft-1-inch pyromaniac who still knows me as "Uncle Walty". Just what we need being trained to use fighter planes.
1455
Ah well, at least it's another one I won't have to pay education fees for when Sparky finally manages to electrocute himself.
1500
I suppose in his case I should probably put "electrocute himself to death," but it just doesn't sound right.
1530
Unauthorised Incoming Wormhole.
(Iris closes!)
1534
Ah, Gen. Carter/Selmak.
(Iris opens again. Sigh, I love my job.)
1540
…just realised he doesn't know O'Neill's been put in charge yet.
1541
Shit!
1545
Is ok. Crash cart arrived in time; our ambassador to the Tok'ra is still alive. I wouldn't have liked to try to explain that one to Gen. Hammond.
1600
You know, there's just something wrong with O'Neill calling the man "Dad". It's just not right.
1700
Oh, we're all about to die from a Goa'uld invasion. Well, that's original.
1714
SG-1 off on another suicide mission.
(Iris opens!)
1734
Interesting to see how that goes considering Dr. Jackson's still not talking to Carter over the ceiling incident.
1800
Odds are on they're back for breakfast, Carter's make up will be perfect, Teal'C will be uninjured and stoic, evens on Dr. Jackson's survival.
1830
I mean there's something weird with Carter's make-up, she spends days captured by goa'uld or other enemies or that weird wheelchair psycho goa'uld lover and every time her make-up stays perfect.
1840
I wonder if she takes an emergency kit with her, or whether it's just sort of surgically grafted on…
1902
Do you think they give her time to fix it?
Maybe that's how they manage to escape so often, just wait until some unsuspecting Jaffa undoes her shakles to touch up her eyes under some strange Geneva-make up Convention and wham! She stabes him in a throat with an eyeliner.
Or I suppose whatever the inter-planetary equivalent of the Geneva Convention is, which to be honest as far as I can tell is the Asguard and the Goa'uld saying "Don't blow this up and we won't blow you up."
Nice to see the levels life can advance to if given time.
1927
I think about things too much.
1945
…
1957
Tra la lala laaa.
2002
That really doesn't work when you have to write it down, does it?
2011
…
2035
…
2100
You know, I have no idea what half these buttons actually do.
2130
…
2200
Hm, think I'll drop by and see Siler before I head off. Night.
2202
Why am I saying "Goodnight" to a book?