0900
Absence of loud noises and flashing lights leads me to the conclusion SG:1 are still off world.
0934
I swear years of stealth training on that lot might as well have been given to the catering staff for all they use it.
1000
Have started on this new psychiatric, work satisfaction test paper thing the doc's are piloting this year.
Question 3: In 3 words each, describe 4 prominent members in your working environment...
Siler: Laconic, indestructible, pyromaniac.
Jackson: Intelligent, geeky, stubborn.
Carter: Strong, intelligent, beautiful.
O'Neill: Not quite right.
1026
Question 5: Do you think your work involves a stress factor?
1052
I refuse to dignify that with a response.
1117
Can't decide whether dreams are getting better or worse.
1124
Question 9: Describe your last dream.
Oh, dear.
1203
I think this is one of the times when lying is an appropriate response.
Especially considering the last one sort of maybe involved General O'Neill playing a giant gameboy that involved Siler running around Washington with a flame thrower trying to torch as many politicians as possible in order to rescue the princess from the impenetrable castle of Froot Loop boxes.
Just you know, maybe…
1234
Loud noises and flashing lights, guess who's home.
1257
Yup, Carter's make up has once again proven to be an indestructible force.
1305
Note: See if can get brand names, suggest to Dr Lee as hull protection for Prometheus.
1342
Damnit, Dr Jackson still alive. Still, he hasn't undergone post mission medical, could still be developing some sort of deadly disease.
1355
Not that I want him to, that would just be morbid. I would never wish such harm on anyone.
1421
Huh, have just received message from Daedalus wondering at what point "1 crate of lemon juice, p.s. keep out of contact with Dr McKay idiots." became "1 tonne of lemons please deliver directly to Dr. McKay."
1433
You know, I have no idea when that could have been.
1449
I like Col. Caldwell.
1527
Unauthorised Incoming Wormhole. Red shirts to the gate room!
1536
Hm, just Gen. Carter checking up on his. Crewmen 1- 7 live to die pointlessly another day.
1547
You know we could cut down on training costs so much by just not bothering to give them any training. Not as if they ever last long enough to do so anyway.
1600
And no, I don't think I'm being overly pessimistic today.
1617
Even if I were I would have a very good reason for it.
1635
Which I don't.
1658
Which doesn't matter because I'm not being but were I to be I would have. So there.
1715
I've said it before, I'll say it again, there's just something really wrong with O'Neill calling that man "Dad" .
Either it's taken as a father-in-law thing, indicating an inappropriate relationship with Col. Carter, or it's a paternal father thing indication a very inappropriate relationship with Col. Carter.
1730
Gyuh.
1755
Question 13: Would you say your colleagues enjoy healthy relationships with each other?
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1830
That's it. I just can't take it anymore.
1844
That's it! I'm going on vacation. I'm on route for a nervous breakdown.
1900
This is what happens when you work full time in a pit of insanity and alien incursions in the bottom of a hollowed out mountain.
What can I say, seemed like a good idea at the time…