Author's note: I'm outta school on June 9th!
As we go onWe Remember
All the times we
Had together
And as our lives change
Come whatever
We will still be
Friends forever… :)
Author: So how you guys enjoyin it so far?
Kimiko: Pretty good. You got us down perfectly. (Raimundo sniffs)
Author: What up wit chu, Rai?
Raimundo: They left all alone in the forest. (rocks in fetal position)
Everyone except Raimundo: Okay…………
Omi: You did most well. Except that you forgot the disclaimer. This is a very amateur mistake, something I would make sure I wouldn't do.
Author: Whateva. Okay. I do not own Xiaolin Showdown, but Christy Hui should hire some of the writers here at fanfiction dot net (cough, cough) like me.
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Last Time on Xiaolin Showdown: The gang finds a little girl named Naomi in the forest near the temple. Soon after bringing her back to the temple, Dojo gets sick from shen gong wu fever. So they're off to Japan again to get the new wu.
And now we begin…
Crib of the SunThe Xiaolin warriors were riding in the Silver Manta Ray. Raimundo was driving. Kimiko was in the front passenger seat, and Omi, Naomi, and Clay were in the back. Naomi was holding Dojo in a blanket as if he was a doll.
"Kimiko!" Omi moaned. "Clay is eating all the candy!"
"No, I'm not!" Clay argued.
"Are!"
"Not!"
"Are!"
"Not!"
"Don't make me come back there!" Kimiko yelled. They continued arguing.
"Be quiet or I'll turn this wu around!" Raimundo shouted. They were silent.
"Are we there yet?" Naomi asked. The warriors grumbled.
"No," Raimundo said. There was a pause of silence.
"Are we there yet?" Naomi asked. The warriors moaned.
"No." There was silence.
"Are we there yet?" Naomi asked. The warriors had those anime vein things popping out of their heads.
"Noooo!" Raimundo yelled.
Dojo coughed and butted in. "Actually, we're nearing the destination." The Silver Manta Ray landed on the street. They were in front of a building called Crib of the Sun.
From that street, you could see the sun setting on Okinawa's Moon Beach.
"So…where is it?" Raimundo asked. They looked at Dojo.
"My Wu flue kinda is getting in the way of my wu detectors," Dojo stated. "But the general direction would be in that building." The gang all looked toward Crib of the Sun.
"What is that place, Kimiko?" Omi inquired. Kimiko smiled.
"That, " Kimiko answered, "is the best place for kids to hang out on Okinawa."
"Okay then," Raimundo said. "Let's go!"
"Hold up!" Kimiko ordered. "You guys can't go in lookin like that!" Fifteen minutes later, Clay was wearing a black leather jacket, Omi was wearing his New York clothes, Kimiko was wearing a red midriff with denim gauchos, and Raimundo was wearing his usual clothes.
"Oh, man!" Raimundo groaned. "The line's to long now!"
"Don't worry!" Kimiko said coolly. "Just follow me." Kimiko ran up to the bouncer and hugged him. "Konnichiwa, Hidaku! You're still the bouncer around here?"
"Yeah!" Hidaku said cheerfully. Then his voice went serious. "What do you want?"
"A few of my friends are here, and I was hoping…"Kimiko started.
"Oh no! I can't do that!" Hidaku said. Kimiko made a sad face. "You know I can't!" Kimiko put on her puppy-dog eyes on. "No!" She cocked her head to the side. "Okay, okay! You can only take one of your friends with you, though. The others have to wait. Then no more freebees!"
"Arigatou, Hidaku!" Kimiko thanked him as she hugged him. "You're the best!"
"Yeah, I know," the bouncer replied. Kimiko turned around to pick who she would take. Naomi was playing with Dojo, Clay was devouring some teriyaki, Omi had his hat covering his eyes, and Raimundo was giving her a cheesy smile.
"Fine! I'll take Rai," Kimiko announced. "You guys have to wait in line now." Clay nodded and took Naomi to the end of the line. Omi tried to follow them but bumped into a street lamp pole. Rai and Kimiko made it into the building.
"Whoa!" Raimundo gasped. "This place is off the hook." Then he saw a hot girl in boy shorts. He started to follow her. But Kimiko grabbed his arm.
"We're on a mission, remember," Kimiko reminded him. A guy from a table stood up.
"Toho!" he yelled. "Over here!" Kimiko started walking toward the table. But Raimundo grabbed her arm.
"We're on a mission, remember," He reminded her.
"Psch… we should split up," Kimiko said.
--- 15 minutes later---
"Well, it's not in the arcade," Kimiko announced. She was carrying bunches of tickets and a big teddy bear.
"It's not in the food court," Raimundo announced. He was carrying a slice of pizza and burped. "Excuse me."
"Did you try the courtyard?" Kimiko asked. Raimundo shook his head. Kimiko pushed on a glass door. The courtyard was beautiful. On one side was a bonsai garden. One side had a small Japanese maple hanging over a koi pond. In the center was a beautiful fountain.
"There it is!" Raimundo shouted, pointing to the top of the fountain. There was a chrystal bell on it.
Kimiko and Raimundo jumped up to get it. The only thing was, someone else had grabbed it, too.
"Jack Spicer!"
"Jack Spicer," Kimiko challenged. " We challenge you to a Showdown Trio. The game is DDR, Soul Train style. Last one standing is the winner."
"Okay, I wager my silk spinner," Jack said.
"I wager the third-arm sash," Rai said.
"I wager the mantis flip coin," Kimiko stated.
"Xiaolin Showdown!" they shouted in unison.
Rai stopped, "Why do we say Xiaolin Showdown when it's a Showdown Trio?" The others shrugged. Suddenly, the floor changed into one giant DDR stage. One side of the room was heylin, the other Xiaolin. Clay, Omi, and Naomi were on the sidelines.
"Looks like we didn't miss anythin!" Clay declared. Kimiko, Raimundo, and Jack waited for the thing to start.
"Um, why isn't it starting already?" Jack whined.
"Does anyone have a quarter?" Kimiko asked. They shook their heads. She accidentally put the Mantis Flip Coin in. "Ahhh!" She quickly pressed the change back button.
"Kimiko!" Clay yelled. "Catch!" He tossed her three quarters.
"Thanks!" And the dance competition started. Sean Paul's "Get Busy" started. The first sign came up. It was a swirly sign, so the contestants looked confused. Then Kimiko figured it out. She spun by using Judale' Flip. The announcer praised her and booed Jack and Rai.
"I guess this isn't like the one in the arcade," Raimundo said.
Okay… that was sorta short. But I gotta start on my chores right now. Actually, I should have started a few minutes ago.
Omi: It is dishonorable to procrastinate your chores for your entertainment.
Author: Isn't it more dishonorable to break a promise to finish this story?
Omi: …
Author: Burn! And I got writer's block for this dance competition thing, so if you have any suggestions… And I an thinking of writing an InuYasha story called "Side Effects of Sucking 'Big Ones.' Ewww! I know what ur tinking. It's not like that. Here's a bit of it:
"Here it is!" Kaede said while pulling out a scroll. She opened it up and it read Evil Homes and Gardens. " I got this from a Shaolin dragon from Kyoto." (If you watch Xiaolin Showdown, you probably remember this from the Heylin Seed episode)
"What does that have to do with our… changes?" Kagome asked.
"Ye were eating some ginko fruit before this happened, correct?" Kaede inquired. The group nodded. The old lady opened the scroll until she found a section called Side Effects. "Writing on the wall, Holy Grail wine, Fruit of Loins (O.O;)…Ahh, here it is!"
"What is it?"
"The tree ye all have eaten from is called the Ginko of Big Ones," Kaede stated. Everyone cracked up. The girls were the first to stop laughing. That left the guys laughing like crazy nutcases. "Hush up and let me complete my omninous explanation, or I'll squash your grape-nuts!" Kaede yelled. The guys immediately stopped and, to protect themselves, held their tea cups up to… um… their 'members.' "Ye men can keep those cups after the meeting."
A/N: u can review on dat tidbit 2. If it's good enough I'll put it up on this site.
