Auther's note: yeah, this is my first wonderful peice of art, took me long because as i said before, i hate writing but eventually my sister wrote for me and it was posted (i felt like 1 of those rich dudes when they talk and some servant person like writes a letter or something. well have fun with this funny and stupid tale) ... yeah, bye.

Chapter 1

The Mind of the Mindless

. . . Wow, this is awkward, Link thought as he pictured a long dinning room table filled with potatoes and meat. Link enjoyed potatoes and meat. Sigh, he really wished he was there right now, but once again, he was hanging from his hookshot at the ledge of the Pokemon Stadium. He wondered how he got there. Link had been hanging there for a few hours. He was beginning to fall asleep. Then he realized if he did, he'd fall off . . . which was bad. Which now brings us to a flashback. How fun.

Link and Zelda were standing beside each other, facing Marth and Roy on top of the Pokemon Stadium. The Announcer then yelled "Smash!" which hurt Link's ears because the Announcer forgot how sensitive Hylian ears were. When Link caught his breath, he decided instead of making a plan, (because he thought plans were for girls) he ran to Marth and Roy directly. When he got there, Marth stuck out his foot and Link went tumbling off the edge. Link pulled out his hookshot and hooked onto the ledge.

"Wow, for the Hero of Time, you really kinda suck!" Roy shouted down to Link.

"Shut up! You're a . . . red haired . . . boy!"

Zelda sighed.

"Don't listen to him, Roy," Marth said. "He's just a dumb blond. Your hair looks really nice . . . but not nearly as nice as mine."

"Dude! Your hair's blue!" Roy exclaimed

End of Flashback

Link had been listening to this bickering for a couple of hours. Then he heard Roy yell "Ow! Marth!"

"Ha! Didn't expect that did you!" said Marth's voice. "You've been playing pranks on me for years and I just got back on you, so HA! That felt good! Roy! . . . Put your sword down! . . .er . . . ah . . . wait!"

Then Link saw Marth tumbled over the edge.

"Ha! How does that feel!" Link yelled. "And you don't even have a hookshot!" By this time, Zelda had managed to pull Link up.

"Ok," That's what Zelda said. "Link, you go slowly on the right and I'll jump on the platform above him-Link! Don't-" She sighed. "Not again."

Link went charging at Roy. Plans were for girls.

Their swords clashed. This was the first actual fight of this very boring battle. Well, actual physical fight. They had a few verbal fights.

"Wow, that took long enough," the Announcer said. Which again hurt Link's ears and Link cringed in pain. Taking advantage of the moment, Roy hit Link in the back of the head with his hilt.

Next thing Link knew, he was back on his hookshot, followed by a string of words that I'm probably not allow to repeat.

All of sudden Marth returned on his floating platform.

"How'd you get back here?" yelled Roy.

"I've borrowed one of your lives," said Marth.

"What? That was practically my last life!"Roy said.

Zelda, (now Shiek) used her chain to wrap around Roy's ankles and tripped him over the edge.

Roy grabbed a hold of Link's boot.

"Hey get off me!" said Link. Link shook his leg, trying to make Roy let go. "Whoops! I dropped a bomb!" Link said sarcastically. A bomb fell out of one of Link's many pockets.

Roy caught it and it took him a second to think, wait, this is bad, and throws it up to the Stadium.

Sheiks caught it, and it takes her a second to think, wait, this is bad, before throwing it across the Stadium.

Hurtling toward Marth, with the three seconds up so he can't think, wait, this is bad, it blows up in his face. First he thinks, Ow! Crap! Then he thinks, My hair! And unleashed a rampage on Shiek.

Meanwhile back down on the hookshot, Roy slashed wildly at Link, while Link blocked it with his shield. Finally Roy gets an open shot on Link's hand, and he took it.

In pain, Link let go of the hookshot before Roy remembered if Link let's go, he falls too.

They both get zapped to the bleachers. (That's what happens when you die.) With nothing left to do, Link watched Shiek try to avoid Marth's swings.

Marth swung wildly at Shiek, who was concentrating on jumping over all the blows. Then Shiek jumped to the edge of the Stadium.

Thinking she had nowhere to run, Marth ran at full charge and swung as hard as he could. Shiek vanished in midair and reappeared behind Marth, who'd caught unbalanced. She then hurled a single needle at Marth's back and he goes tumbling over the edge . . . again.