Of Pranks and Hair Dye
Author - Silvereyesish
Genre- Humor, Axel and Roxas style.
Rating - PG, for absolutely no reason.
Summary- Oneshot Soooo... Roxas. Are you still mad?
Disclaimer -
Oh, come on. Do I really have to say I don't own Kingdom Hearts? Would I be writing fanfiction for it if I owned it?
Note -
As much as I love AkuRoku fanfiction, this is not intended to be yaoi. If it seems yaoi-ish, you can go ahead and take it that way. Whatever floats your boat. P
"Sooooo...Roxas. How's life been treating ya?"
As soon as the words left his mouth, Axel knew that Roxas was still very, very mad. The look on the kid's face was probably enough to send Xemnas running down the hall screaming like a little girl. Axel gulped, and gave Roxas a sheepish grin.
"You're still mad?"
Roxas's glare increased tenfold, and Axel felt like diving under the couch. It wasn't often that Roxas got mad; no, the boy was usually calm and collected, and hardly ever lost his temper. In fact, the only other time that Axel had seen a look close to this one was when Demyx had offered Roxas a piece of that prank gum, where it shocks you if it touches you.
Needless to say, Demyx didn't ever try that again.
"Okay, so you're mad. But do you have to give me the look of doom?"
Roxas merely sniffed imperiously and turned around, so that his back was facing Axel. The Flurry of Dancing Flames then decided to go with his last resort.
Pouting. Pouting like there was no tomorrow.
Yes, it was rather degrading, but Axel didn't want the thirteenth member of the Organization to be angry with him. Roxas was really that only fun one around, other than maybe Demyx or Larxene. But those two were for making fun of, not playing pranks with. In spite of the situation, Axel chuckled. Thinking of pulling pranks reminded him of the time that he and Roxas had replaced Marluxia's shampoo with hair dye. Pink and green hair dye. Mixed together.
What a lovely color Marluxia's hair had been.
Roxas turned at the sound of Axel's sniggering, and crossed his arms, still glaring daggers. Axel immediatley stopped mid-giggle, and put on his pout. Roxas's eye twitched in annoyance.
It was silent for a few minutes. Axel realized that his pouting was not working. He could practically see the murder on Roxas's face. With a slight cough, Axel inched away from his best friend, veeeerrry slowly.
Roxas responded by making an noise that sounded like a lion coughing up a hairball.
Just as Axel was opening his mouth to say something, the door slammed open, and Xigbar sauntered in, looking pleased with himself.
"Hey, Axel! I put the dye in the bottle! Next time Roxas takes a shower, he'll--WHOA!"
Xigbar stopped mid-sentence, for he had noticed Roxas. It was quiet, and then--
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Xigabr was on the ground, laughing so hard that he was actually holding his stomach. Axel watched Xigbar roll around for a couple of minutes before looking back up at Roxas with a sheepish grin. Roxas merely stared at Axel blankly for a moment before turning around and walking out of the room. Xigbar was still laughing hysterically as Axel ran out after Roxas, trying to catch up.
"Roxas! I'm sorry! I didn't mean for your hair to turn pink! It was only supposed to be red...!
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Silvereyesish