Chapter 1: My Half-Assed Fairytale


Sakura Vreeland P.O.V. May 10th 2006

I have a few things in common with some fairytale characters. For example: a) Cinderella, Snow White and Ariel all grew up without mothers, like me. b)We've all had tradgedies happen to us. (losing my mom to cancer). c)We all have a prince whom we are deeply in love with…ok…so what if Noah isn't a prince…he's still my prince. (I just wish he didn't live all the way back home in St. Thom's. ) One thing we don't have and never will have in common however…is having a very ANNOYING guy in the room next to their's snoring extremely loud just to piss them off and make sure that they are sleep deprived for their exams tomorrow!

I looked at the clock on my night table. 2:33 am. Ugh! I covered my ears with my pillow…but it was all in vain. I could still hear him! I had put up with this long enough! I got up still holding my pink pillow and went straight to where the snoring tyrant was. I opened his door and shouted at the top of my lungs "Shut up!" I was pissed…this wasn't the first time he'd done this. He didn't answer me…what a bitch! He even had a small smirk on his face! Ugh!

I walked over to his bed and jumped on him to hold him down and then put my pillow over his head to smother him. After a little while, he couldn't hold his breath any longer. Using his strength he pushed me off him and onto the floor and started panting… "Are you… trying to… kill me?" Yes, in fact I was. God my ass hurts. "Well, you wouldn't stop snoring! Unlike you, I have exams tomorrow and I need my beauty sleep!"

"Well it's not like I can control it!"

"Ya right! I saw that smirk on your face and I know you don't snore like that!"

"It still doesn't give you a good reason to kill me!"

"Trust me! I have more than one good reason to kill you!"

"Oh really?"

"Yeah!"

"Well,you know what your problem is Sakura?"

"What?"

"I'm too good-looking." and then he stuck his tongue out at me.

I glared at him full force and said "You wish!" and then threw my pillow at him.

I walked out and slammed the door shut. I went to my room and jumped on to my bed and tried to get some much needed sleep. I have been pulling off way too many all-nighters lately. Then I noticed something was missing. My pillow was in his room! God damn it! I can be so stupid! I got back up very pissed and marched to his room. I opened his door and saw him looking at me with a very huge smirk on his face. "Back so soon I see. You just can't resist staying away from me."

"Oh trust me, there are many things I can't do, but that I CAN do!

I forgot my pillow here and I came back for it."

"Uh-huh. Whatever you say…"

I walked up to his bed and just as I was about to grab my pillow, he took it. He was smirking again…what a surprise. "Give me back my pillow!"

"Why?" Oh my God…I hate that bitch!

"Because I am tired and I need that pillow to sleep!"

"Well then come and get it!" Ugh! Holy Shit! I hate him. I hate him. I hate him!

I jumped onto his bed and tried to tackle him. Being one of the best male athletes in the University he was able to dodge me no problem. So then what happened? I went flying right into the wall face first. Holy friggin' shit that hurt! I put my hand to my forehead which was where most of the pain was concentrated. I felt a huge bump. Oh great!

"Holy crap Sakura! I think you have just grown another head!" He was laughing his ass off. Great.

I grabbed my pillow from him and said "Ha-ha" and left him laughing his ass off on the hardwood floor.

I walked into my room and slammed the door shut. I turned on the light and looked into the mirror. OH MY GOD! The biggest bump I had ever seen was planted on my forehead. It was purple, blue, yellow…let's just say it was very colourful. It was very swollen and was throbbing like crazy…my head has never hurt this much before. I went into the kitchen and grabbed an ice pack from the freezer and placed it on my forehead. Then I went to the bathroom and grabbed the Tylenol bottle from the cabinet and gulped down two pills with a glass of water. I went back to my room and sank under the duvet covers. Finally I can sleep in peace. Well, sort of. I can still hear him laughing.

Evan Bennett P.O.V. May 10th-11th

Holy crap I think I literally pissed myself laughing. I haven't laughed like that in the longest time! I think it took me a whole 10 minutes of laughing before I finally stopped. She never failed to make me laugh. Well, I guess I may as well let her get some rest…after all two heads need more rest than one. Come to think of it, I'm pretty damn tired too…time to get some shut-eye.

It was very peaceful when I woke the next morning. The light was streaming through the windows,the open window let in the gentlest breeze, the birds were chirping, early morning traffic sounded from outside… "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" Sakura screaming…yup, nothing's changed.

Sakura banged open the door and glared at me with so much force that it almost hurt. "Look at what you did to me!" She screeched.

I looked at her forehead and a very gruesome sight met my eyes. Her second head which I had taken the liberty to name Henrietta, (I named it that because she once told me that was one of her least favourite names) did not lessen in size and was even more purple and blue than last night. Henrietta was really ugly…

"I have to go to class with this ugly thing on my head in front of everyone! I hate you! It's all your fault!" Jeez…she is very grumpy.

"Looks like someone woke up on the wrong foot this morning."

"All thanks to you!"

"You're welcome."

"Ugh!"

With that she left my room. I fell back on my bed. Ahhh…I'm so glad I'm finished exams. I have all summer off. Now it's time for girl hunting. Matt finished his exams yesterday so I don't know if he'll be up to coming with me…he might be too tired. Guess I'll call him up.

I got up and walked over to my desk and grabbed my silver cellphone on top. I flipped it open and dialed Matt's number.

"Hello?"

"Hey Matt, it's Evan."

"Hey man…haven't seen you in a while. But now that exams are over we can hang out all summer."

"Yup. Actually I was wondering if you wanted to go chick hunting around town today."

"That sounds tempting but I'm so tired after exams that I don't have the physical ability to bang anyone right now. I never thought I'd say that."

"Ok well, I guess I'll go on my own. Bye."

"Bye man."

Time to get cleaned up. I walked out of my room and opened the bathroom door only to find the back of a very naked Sakura already in the shower. Hey, it's not my fault she's too stupid to remember to lock the door.

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" she screamed as she immediately grabbed a towel to cover herself. "Get out you sick pervert!"

"Hey it's not my fault that you didn't lock the door! And who would blame a guy for staring at that hot bod of yours?"

"I can't believe you! Get out NOW!"

"Alright! I'll leave…but hurry up gorgeous! Oh and don't forget to wash Henrietta!"

"Is that what you called my wound?"

"Yup."

"ARGH!"

And with that she slammed the door in my face. What else is new?

Sakura Vreeland P.O.V. May 11th

Once I unlocked my apartment door and let myself in, I slumped down onto the couch. It was already 9:00pm. Ugh…exams are so tiring. Especially since someone kept me up half the night! I still can't believe what he did to me this morning! He named the bump on my head 'Henrietta'! What kind of loser does that…oh right Evan Bennett! Speaking of my wound, I got quite a few stares today. In the train on my way to the University, every head was turned my way for awhile. I just wanted to die right there and then…to kill myself and end my misery. Fortunately, Leigha (who was completing her last day of exams) convinced (or so she thought) me that people were staring at my beauty, not the big lump on my head. Yeah, nice try Leigha. It still made me feel a bit better.

Then I heard giggles coming from Evan's room. A woman's giggles! Oh great Evan brought home one of his one-night-stands again! How many times have I told him to go do that elsewhere?

I got up and once again marched to his room. I slammed open the door and glared directly at the couple making out half naked on Evan's bed. He brought home a blonde one…poor unknowing victim. "Get out!" I screamed.

The couple was startled. Evan looked up at me and said "Someone is jealous huh Sakura?"

"I am not jealous I just don't want you to do that with her in my apartment!"

"You're forgetting it's my apartment too. I pay half the rent, remember?" Ok, so I admit it, I was stumped. But then the blonde girl spoke "I'm sorry to have bothered you. Evan, maybe I should leave." Then she got up, put her pastel pink top back on, grabbed her prada bag and her shoes and walked out. Well, that was generous.

"Thanks for ruining my night." He looked a bit pissed.

"You're welcome." I smirked at him. The tables have finally turned. Hah! Take that Evan Bennett! And then I walked out, proud as ever.

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