Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and if I did, Itachi would still be alive and Danzo would have died (painfully) a long, long time ago.
Morning Craziness
Itachi's P.O.V.
"Kisame!" I scre-yelled. I yelled. Uchiha's do NOT scream, they yell, but not scream. Okay, with the exception of my foolish little bother. He screams, and it's really girly too. But, that's not the point. The point is: I am pissed off.
This morning I was rudely awakened by Deidara jumping on my bed. So I was forced to wake up. He is now on my 'Must Give A Horribly Painful Death To' list.
Because of that idiot, I couldn't get back to bed for the life of me. So, I get up, shower, and get dressed. You know, what most normal people do in the morning. Okay, so killing my clan doesn't make me normal, but I don't care. When I finished getting dressed, I went to the kitchen to get breakfast. Normal right? WRONG. Kisame's cooking. This leads us to now.
"KISAME!" I scre-yelled. Yelled, yelled, yelled because I don't scream, I yell. Why did I yell, you may ask. Because Kisame plus stove equals everyone dieing of shock or food poisoning, not a very pleasant experience. I, however, am just pissed off.
Now I know why Deidara wanted my up so early. Kisame is officially on my 'Must Give A Horribly Painful Death To' list, even if he is my partner.
Now I'm starting to wish I didn't kill my clan and join Akatsuki. I wouldn't have to deal with the current situation and I miss my mothers cooking. Of course, I would rather die than admit that. I'm too cool.
Anyway, I'm going off topic. Again. So, in front of me is the most horrid sight possible. Kisame in a fluffy blue apron, cooking eggs. The cooking part isn't that bad, until he put almost an entire jar of jelly in with the eggs. Yuck. And now he wants to add peanut butter. Double yuck.
So what do I do? I take about eight kunai and pin Kisame to a wall farthest from the stove, tell Deidara not to let him loose, go over to the stove and toss the pan of whatever the hell Kisame was cooking, out the window.
The pan ended up landing on my foolish little brother's head. How Sasuke got there, I don't know, nor do I want to know.
Anyhow, I go over to Kisame and blast him with my Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu. Some S-class missing-nin of the hidden Mist he turned out to be.
Now that I set Kisame on fire, I'm going back to bed, where I can rest, peacefully, and hopefully alone. Hint hint Deidara. Damn, I miss my old life back in Konoha. Again, I'll die before I admit this out loud..
The End