((A/N: hello. this is my first sonic fanfic. i'm mainly TOS. so anyway, its not very good and its not ment to be serious. tiny bit of profanity. enjoy! I do not own Sonic or Shadow, or Kratos...))
Sonic was walking along through the forest. See, being a hedgehog was totally boring when there was nothing to save.
He heard a snap and spun around to see…
"Shadow?"
Shadow giggled and looked around innocently, "Hi Sonic!"
"What the hell are you doing?" Sonic asked as Shadow swayed back and forth.
"I hic shadowing you! Get it? Shadowing?" He started giggling again.
"Are you… ok?" Sonic took a step back as Shadow hiccupped again.
"Me? I'm todully fine dude." And with that grabbed Sonic in a bear, err, hedgehog hug, "You are like so cool Sonic. Wanna be friends?"
Sonic pushed Shadow off him, "Seriously, what did you take?"
Shadow sat down cross-legged on the grass, "Tails gave me this drink, it was like bar, or beard…" He laughed and pointed at the blue hedgehog, "Sonic you should totally grow a beard!"
Sonic took another step back, looking for an easy way to escape.
"Sonic? Do you love me?"
"WHAT?" Sonic cried, looking back at Shadow.
Shadow stood back up, suddenly very serious, "Do you wanna kiss me Sonic?"
"You're drunk!"
"Me not drunk!"
"Smashed, wasted, hammered, pissed. YOU ARE DRUNK!" Sonic shook his head, and held out his hand "Give me your keys."
"I'm a hic hog, I don't have a car or a truck, or a bike, or a van, or a semi, or a peach, or Kratos from TOS." Shadow suddenly grabbed Sonic's shoulders, "Are you sure you don't wanna kiss me Sonic?"
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Sonic yelled as Shadow leaned in for a kiss.
Sonic fled, running far, far away. Maybe he could find Tails and find out what was happening with Shadow.
((please review. second chapter coming soon.))