Drunken Bastards
"Happy Birthday Kagome!" Everyone yelled as Kagome blow out her candles leaving none lit. Kagome let out a huge smile and began to cut the cake. She handed a piece to everyone. After finishing the sweet chocolate cake they sat around drinking the beer that Kagome had brought over from her time. Since she was 18 now she was able to buy it and she didn't take that lightly. She had brought so much it would last a lifetime and they had planed on drinking it all. InuYasha was the first one to take a bottle of beer from the case. He took a huge gulp and chocked as it went down. Everyone laughed at the purple InuYasha. But once he got that first sip down he couldn't stop drinking. And in no time he downed 4 of them before the others started. They had been to busy watching InuYasha chug it down.
"Kagome this is the best thing you have ever brought over." InuYasha said taking yet another sip.
"I think your getting a little tipsy." Kagome said.
"Nah." InuYasha said.
Shippo ran over to the case of beer and grabbed one from the box. Kagome swiped it from his hand causing Shippo to fall over.
"Shippo you cant have any, you're still to young." Kagome said opening it and taking a sip.
Shippo slumped down with a grunt. InuYasha walked over to Shippo and picked him up and pored Beer down Shippos throat. Shippo drank it down and after just one bottle he was drunk. Kagome saw what InuYasha did and sat him. InuYasha hit the ground with a thud but sat up and drank some more as if nothing had happened. Shippo began walking but he couldn't keep strait but walked into a tree. He fell down and started to laugh.
They had almost drunk it all when they noticed Shippo was gone along with 3 bottles. They all just sat there for a moment in silence before Shippo came out from a bush with Rin who now was drunk. They were laughing continually and Shippo had his arm around Rin.
"Yah baby. Your awesome." Shippo said
"I know." Rin said wobbling as she walked. Between the two of them they had finished the bottles of beer.
Kagome crawled up on InuYasha's lap.
"InuYasha I love you so much. You should ditch that stupid bitch Kikyo and do me. " Kagome said grabbing his hands and placing them on her chest.
"Kagome. I lov-." Kagome leaned in and kissed him making him fall on to his back. Kagome sit up and began taking off her top. InuYasha just stared up at her with big eyes. Kagome slowly pulled her tang top off leaving her in a blue bra. She laid back on InuYasha and began kissing him.
Sango and Miroku were sitting there watching Kagome and InuYasha kiss. Miroku Moved his hand and began groping Sango who than slapped him in the face and ran over to Kagome and InuYasha pushing Kagome off of InuYasha.
"He's my man get off of him bitch." Sango yelled. Kagome stood up and began to cry.
"You two timing bastard." Kagome yelled and slapped InuYasha across the face.
"I can't believe I ever liked you. You're like the fucking monk." Sango slapped InuYasha and now he had two handprints on his face. Kagome and Sango Finished off the last two bottles and passed out. Shortly after everyone had passed out and the fire died. The next morning when they woke up they had no memory of what happened that night.
THE END
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