legolover ; Well me and my friends love making up insults...I know we're a crazy bunch but hey, it's helpful!
chiefhowVery right my dear Watson....Always wanted to say that!
Dazzler420: Thanks a lot!
je suis une pizza: Your right I don't speak English in my everyday life...if I say I can translate your nickname to 'I am a pizza' dos it give away where I am from? - And my spelling isn't that bad? Can you put that on a note for my English teacher? Anyway; Merci beaucoup ma petite fleur!
Kaie: You're right it doesn't really sound like Gawain, but I'm pretty sure he said it....if you look carefully you can clearly see he is the one doing the talking, at first I didn't think he said it either but when I saw the movie like for the forth time I notice it was Gawain who said it. And yep I always thought Lancelot was a big man whore....he just has the flair of one.....
wency Thank you !
Erika: Well thanks! And sorry I didn't update so soon this time, i have a good reason! There was this big party!
Well, well chap five already, time flies when you're having fun!
And I saw that some people don't know who Tiesto is! A big shock for me! Well here is a little info about the worlds best DJ! Well as I said before he is the worlds best DJ, he has been voted it a few times now! He had the big honour of opening the Olympics in Athens! Ring a bell now? I hope so....
Chap five; mean little drama-queens...
After the little discussion about how Rome was great, the knights....and our girls entered behind the wall.
There was a big crowed of people, all of them probably wanted to see if the knights had returned healthy. You could clearly see they hadn't expected that there would be women with them.
"Welcome back, Arthur." A man said.
"Jols." Arthur said greeting the man.
"Lancelot." The man named Jols said nodding at Lancelot.
The Knights dismounted with ease. Lea managed to get of the horse on her own too, Jillian on the other hand...
"Little help here." She said, feeling a mixture of helplessness and embarrassment.
"Can't you get off?" Lancelot asked smirking.
"Good guess Einstein." Jillian moped. "Now help me please! Don't make me beg!"
"You gave me the idea." Lancelot smirked even more.
"Just help me...please...."Jillian pouted, okay nobody could resist the pout!
"Alright." Lancelot gave in helping Jillian off the horse.
What did I tell you nobody and I mean nobody can resist the pout! Well maybe Lea...
Lea gave Jillian a look that said; you where faking not being able to get of the horse weren't you?
"Lea," Jillian said walking over to her cousin. "Watch Bors, that woman is his girlfriend." She added nodding at a pretty woman with brown hair; she was surrounded by a bunch of kids, probably Bors his kids.
The woman walked over to Bors and slapped him.
"Where've you been? I've been waiting for you!" She said clearly mad. Bors should watch his mouth if he doesn't want to get hit again.
"Oh, such fire... such passion." Bors said pulling the woman in a very passionate kiss.
"That's not something you see every day, first she slaps him than she kisses him, strange couple." Lea whispered to her cousin.
Jillian laughed at her cousin's observation.
At the same time the aggressive kissing of Bors and his woman stop.
"Where's my Gilly?" Bors said picking up one of the children. "Gilly. You've been fighting." He asked the boy.
"Yes." The boy answered.
"You've been winning?" Bors asked.
"Yes." The smiling boy answered again.
"That's my boy. Come on, all my other bastards!" Bors called moving his small village of children with him.
"Yay!" The children cheered.
"Did he just call his children bastards?" Lea asked looking a bit shocked.
"Well they are bastards; he isn't married to their mom." Jillian said smiling at the strange expression on her cousin's face.
"But you don't say that to your kids." Lea said still shocked.
"Girls!" A voice called.
The cousins turned around and came face to face with Bors his woman, who Jillian knew better as Vanora.
"Are you Lea and Jillian?" She asked; she was obviously studying the girls from head to toe. Lea's guess where: it was because of the strange clothing she and her cous where wearing.
"Arthur told me to fix you up while he and the boys get the papers." Vanora smiled.
"Fix us up?" Jillian repeated not knowing if she should feel insulted....
"Yeah, get ya out of them clothes and into some dresses." Vanora said; she was obviously a dress person.
"Dresses?" Lea said over come with shock! If there was something she didn't do, it was wear dresses!
"Well yeah, pretty lasses like you shouldn't be wearin' men's clothes." Vanora replied.
"Do we have to wear dresses?" Lea asked trying to get out of it.
"Be a little more open-minded Lea." Jillian said smirking. Finally she had a reason to call her cous a drama-queen! It almost never happened! Believe her.....
"Don't worry lass; I won't make ya a kitten." Vanora said grabbing Lea's arm and dragging her off. Jillian followed them laughing, her cousin was obviously not very happy with the whole: being dragged off thingy.
"Say, what did you mean with kitten?" Lea asked while being dragged off.
"You're obviously not from around here are ya?" Vanora said. "A kitten is a whore."
"No we're not from around here and O..." Lea said.
Vanora dragged Lea and guided Jillian to what the cousins guessed was her house. It was small, but cosy.
"Wait here, will ya? I'll go get ya some clothes." Vanora said leaving the cousins alone in what probably was a kitchen.
"This doesn't mean anything good." Lea sighed; the whole falling into another world thing wasn't nearly as bad as the whole dresses thingy!
"It will not be that bad, or that's what I think...." Jillian mumbled.
Right after Jillian had said this Vanora walked in carrying two dresses.
"This ode fit." She said handing Jillian a dress. "And one, for you." She added handing Lea a dress.
"Do we haft to wear a dress?" Lea asked looking at the dress with a hint of fear in her eyes.
"You haft to wear the dress." Vanora smiled turning around and leaving the girls to change into something less comfortable.
The girls did as they where told, much against Lea's wishes. But eventually after a long battle and struggle to get into the dresses (it's pretty difficult to get on you know.)
"Shall we go?" Jillian said; she felt pretty damn good in a dress.
"No way, everybody will have a fit of laughter after seeing me." Lea grumbled. She on the contrary to her cousin felt awful in a dress...
"Why?" Jillian asked; she didn't see what the prob could be.
"I most look like a transvestite or drag queen." She answered.
"No when you do that you look like a drama-queen so snap out of it cous!" Jillian said grabbing her cousin's arm and dragging her out of the home straight of to what kind of looked like a party.
"We need to be here, in the movie the knights came here too." Jillian said looking around to confirm her thoughts.
"Great so the knights can have a good laugh after seeing me." Lea sighed.
"You look damn good so shut up! I'm the nag remember?!" Jillian smiled.
And Jillian was proven right, the knights (except Arthur) entered the courtyard (?) or what ever you should call it...they looked pretty happy and well to be honest they looked like they wanted to get drunk and have a "little fun" if you know what the girls mean....
They sate down at a table (except Dagonet, he walked off. He isn't really the type to do stuff like what the others wanted to do...) they immediately started drinking, and where well, totally female magnates.
"Girls!" A voice that they recognized as Vanora's called. "Can you please help me?!"
"Okay." Lea called back heading towards what looked like the storage place of alcohol and the washing place for used goblets. Lea pulled her cousin with her; much against the last ones wishes she wanted to keep an eye on Lancelot.
Lea helped by washing the used goblets, Jillian on the other hand observed the knights and sometimes served drinks.
"Say Lea," Jillian said trying to get her cousins attention.
"What's wrong?" Lea said throw gritted teeth; her cousin was getting on her last nerve.
"That brunette with the freckles," She answered nodding towards a girl who was sitting on Galahads lap. "she has sat on Lancelot's lap, Gawain's and Galahads plus she tried to make a move on Tristan, what I think is an impossible thing to do, let me tell you that guy is a block of ice." Jillian rambled on.
"And why are you saying this?" Lea asked frowning, her cousin didn't make a lot of sense but she had a feeling that she knew what her cous was going.
"Well, you know I like Lancelot, well I adore him..." Jillian started blushing. "And you just haft to fall for one of the knights. So what I'm trying to say is let's teach that hussy a lesson."
"What have you been drinking and how much?" Lea asked raising her eyebrows. O c'mon you haft to admit that Jillian is overreacting.
"I haven't been drinking and you know I'm making perfect sense!" Jillian stated.
"Even if you where making sense, what could we do? If the knights like her they like her, so drop it." Lea said; but she did feel like for the first time in a very long time her cousin was making sense.
"They don't like her; she is a sidewalk-tramp!" Jillian said getting irritated.
"Well they seem to like sidewalk-tramps!" Lea said narrowing her eyes a bit.
"Don't be such a witch!" Jillian said.
"Newsflash I am a witch!" Lea said, there was a dangerous glint in her eyes that told Jillian to back off with the arguing and to make a damn good point or she might end up being hexed by her sweet little cousin. (If you didn't notice she was being sarcastic.)
"Lea, this woman is everything you hate." Jillian said trying to persuade her cousin.
"No she isn't, she is a brunette and I can't stand blond Barbie wannabe's." Lea stated matter-of- factly.
"Well that's just because Barbie doesn't exist yet! But her attitude, doesn't it remind you of Michelle?" Jillian said; she had just hit her cousin's weak spot by saying the name she hates with the fire of a million suns...Michelle.
"What have I told you about that name?!" Lea said; Jillian swore her hands turned into fists.
"You mean the name of the girl who stole your first boyfriend?" Jillian said angelical.
"You know exactly what I mean." Lea said throw gritted teeth, she fucking hates Michelle!
"But don't you see the whole resemblance?" Jillian said really pushing the matter; she knew she had absolute control over the conversation.
"I hate to admit it...but you're right..." Lea said looking at the woman with a very mean look that she normally reserved for Michelle.
"So you're going to help me?" Jillian said feeling very good about herself; she had just talked her cousin into something, which almost never works!
"I'm game." Lea said darkly.
"This is going to be very fun!" Jillian thought with a cheeky smile.
T.B.C
Okay I know a not a lot of knights in action, but give me a break! It's just to spare you from the knights their hurting...you know when they get send on their last mission...it was soooo sad....So I decided I would make this chap and the half of the next chap a bit more easy to digest...I'm not making sense am I?