-Chapter-1-You know what assuming does-

-Santana pov-

"But Mami I have no idea why we are here!" I look at the house outside of our car "Manhands is the worst! I will not go in there!"

"You will treat her respect!" I go wide eyed at the yell I receive "Be glad we are allowed here after what you have done!"

"Allowed here?" I look at my dad who has not spoken since getting home "What is mom talking about father?"

"What do you think...who do you think Rachel is?" His eyes meet mine in the rear view mirror "Based on what you know and have seen"

"She is obsessed with order, New York, Broadway, and overly obsessed with Barbra Streisand" I think about the dwarf some more "I assume she is useless, egotistical, a bitch, loud mouthed, awful at cooking, an awful girlfriend, and a hairy little gob~"

"Anything else?" We all jump and turn to see a man in a suit looking not too happy "If you would please pull into the back drive then you can get to the house"

"Thank you" My dad starts up the car and heads on a gravel path "Santana what you think you know about Rachel is all wrong"

"How?" I scoff and shake my head "Her mom did not even want her"

"Her mom left and came back" My eyes go wide as we start pulling up to a mansion "This is the Corcoran estate"

"What the hell have you dragged our family into?"

-Tina pov-

"She is going to kill us all!" I have been strapped into the back seat with multiple belts "She is a lunatic! She is obsessed with so many things! She probably has a knife collection! I do not wish to die! What does borrowing money have to do with me?! Who is the car in front of us?! Why am I the one dying?! I want to live! I WANT TO LIVE!"

"Tina shut up!" I am hyperventilating but look at my mom silently "She is not going to kill you...maybe your father"

"I paid back in full!" I start to breathe better but grow confused "Your father is the one who borrowed more! Your mother is the one who borrowed triple Lee! TRIPLE!"

"Grandma and grandpa never borrow money" I look at my frowning parents "What was the deal? Why am I the one who has to done with you?"

"The deal was simple" The car stops and I am slowly let out "But it is better to explain together"

"Chang?" I look up once outside of my car to see a confused Santana "What are you doing here?"

"I assume the same as you" We both turn toward the mansion "Why this place? Is Rachel even here anymore?"

"Manhands can jump off a bridge for all I care" I glare at Santana who rolls her eyes "Not like what I say matte~"

"HOW DARE YOU!" Soon we have hands up as multiple suited gunmen are pointing said guns at us "Take it back!"

"Whoa!" Rachel is soon between us and some of the guns "Guns down! Guns down! They do not know!"

"My granddaughter does not have to deal with this" We look as an old man slowly walks toward us all "Your are the soon to be head! You take out people who disrespect our family!"

"They will be my wives who I accept to protect their families!" The two are looked in a war of eye connection "Make the move gramps and I will make mine...you do not have the guts to"

"But I do" Soon water is splashing us and there is laughter "Oh this was fun! I am so glad you two agreed to do this!"

My mother walks up laughing cheerfully "Of course!" She places a hand on my shoulder "My girl is kind but also lacks the gumption to stand up"

"Ours is just a bitch" Santanas dad walks up with a smirk while Santana still remains pale "She will be fine"

"Come on!" The old man walks toward the house "We have much to discuss!"

"You were not joking" everyone stops and I look at Santana confused "We are to be your wives...papi took out a loan...oh god"

"What?" I look around confused "What am I missing?"

"They belong to the mafia" My eyes go wide and my jaw drops "Berry is going to be the head of the mafia"

"Like I said" The old man starts walking again "Much to discuss"

-Time skip-Santana pov-

"So your families owe debt and both deals were made for my wife" Rachel slowly eats her soup "It means I will also have someone when my time comes to pass the head to"

"But how?" Tina has a good question there "You are a female! I have seen you naked!"

"Whoa!" I look between the two shocked at the news "You saw her naked?"

"You saw me in a towel covering my top" Rachel looks down at her plate and Shelby places a hand over hers "The bottom bump was not fat lips or a cameltoe"

"You are packing that big of a dick?" I look at Tina and cringe but the look in her eyes is full of wander "My god I thought it was just a world record! That thing has to be a different record!"

"It could be if I tried" Rachel looks over to me "I will never force myself or be in a meaningful relationship unless it is wanted...but I am marrying you two so that your families may continue service to mine"

"Service?" I look at my parents "What does that mean?"

"I am Shelby's lawyer while your father and Tina's mother are her doctors" Mom nods toward Tina's dad "He is their accountant along with a master..well I will leave it at that"

"I am a cleaner" My jaw drops and I see Tina looking more in awe "I clean the job up and make sure all loose ends are tied"

"I see" I look at Rachel "When does this begin?"

"It already has" Rachel stands up "It is late! I will see you both tomorrow"

With that she is gone and I am left with so many questions. Tomorrow will not come quick enough and neither will sleep.