Hehehe, The bitch is back…neah just kidding I ain't that bitchy. But again I'm back, I've been out of it for a looooong time and I'm not sure if I got the humour back but anyway, this chap isn't supposed to be very funny I guess, but I'll be trying to make the next funnier again. I'm kinda worrying I lost my touch on writing.

Hangover and fortune telling.

"Rise and shine you little alcoholic!" Jillian shouted while poking Galahad in the shoulder.

His reply…A pain filled moan.

"Stop being such a baby!" Jillian announced while polling the blanket off of him.

"I agree with my cous, I just wanna add that all men are baby's." Lea stated she was leaning against the wall opposite of Galahad's bed.

"I didn't do anything!" Gawain said looking a bit outraged.

"You were whining all night about Jillian's interruption of you and your whore." Lea said rolling her eyes in irritation.

"I don't whine and she wasn't a whore." Gawain said defending himself.

"Yeah right and my cousin is the new Einstein." Lea muttered.

"Who's Einstein?" Gawain asked confused.

"Euhh…never mind." Lea said embarrassed by herself normally it was Jillian who almost ruined their cover.

"Can you two keep it down, I'm dieing here." Galahad moaned.

"Aww poor dude." Jillian stated sympathetically. She knew well enough how much a freakin' hangover hurts!

"It's his own fuckin fault, nobody told him to get wasted." Lea grumbled stubbornly.

"Lea dolly, hunny, sweetie, can you pretty pretty please make your special drinky against hangovers?" Jillian pouted sweetly knowing this would probably make Lea melt a bit.

"No fuckin way." Lea replied ignoring the pout successfully.

"Do it will you this is making me feel bad." Gawain sighed weakened by the pout, yes pouting was Jillian's way of getting whatever she wanted.

"Fine, fine, but if he dare complain or make another sexist remark I have permission to kick his ass." Lea demanded.

"I'll do it for you if you just make her stop!" Gawain stated trying not to look at the still pouting Jillian.

"Fine I'll be back in a moment, try to restrain him from doing something stupid if that's possible." Lea grumbled exiting the room.

"What is she going to do?" Galahad asked rubbing his head.

"She'll fix you up with a drink." Jillian answered dropping the pout much to Gawain's relief.

"Are you sure she won't poison me?" Galahad asked suspicious.

"I can not deny nor guarantee that." She replied in all honesty.

"Your cousin is a dangerous woman no?" Gawain laughed.

"You have no idea." Jillian frowned.

Sorta disturbing Gawain who had just been joking.

"I was kidding you know." He said after a long silence.

"I wasn't." Jillian grinned devilishly. Sure Lea could be dangerous…or so she thought, she did know her cous wasn't big on violence, but she probably could kick some butt.

Suddenly the door flew open and Lea stepped in carrying a goblet.

"Drink this." She ordered handing Galahad the goblet.

Galahad however looked sceptic.

"What is this?"

"You don't wanna know. It's pretty disgusting." Lea stated giving him a look that said: drink, stop whining and leave me the fuck alone.

"Drink it Galahad." Gawain ordered backing Lea up.

Galahad obeyed still sceptic and pulled a disgusting face after drinking the goblet empty.

"That tastes terrible!" He announced.

"Everything that makes you better tastes terrible." Jillian stated shrugging. She knew it tasted vile, hell she had often drank Lea's brewings, and this one wasn't by far the most yucky.

"Jill we gotta go…euhm prepare." Lea said noggin her cousin in the ribs.

"What do you mean prepare? Prepare for what? If anyone has to prepare it's the two of us." Gawain said suspiciously.

"That lord knight is none of your fucking businesses." Lea stated seriously while dragging Jillian out of the room leaving a quite astonished Gawain.

"Prepare for what?" Jillian asked frowning after Lea closed the door to Galahad's chambers.

"You wanna save their behinds remember!" Lea grumbled pulling Jillian off with her.

"Yeah, so?"

"We gotta convince Arthur to let us tag along."

"And how are we gonna do that?"

"I'll improvise." Lea shrugged.

The girls kept quite all the way to Vanora's house were they had left their normal clothes. They had just put them on when Vanora entered the room carrying her youngest.

"Where are you two going?" She asked frowning, she had probably just crawled out of her bed to feed the youngest or something.

"It's hard to explain but we have to help the knights or something terrible might happen." Jillian answered.

Vanora frowned and seemed to think about it for a little while before finally saying: "You can't go in just that, you'll freeze your asses off. I'll give you two a cloak."

Jillian and Lea smiled at each other while Vanora exited the room for a moment before returning again with two black cloaks.

"Their practically brand new. They'll keep you warm enough." She smiled handing both girls a cloak.

"Thanks Vanora." Lea smiled gratefully while putting on the long black cloak.

"No, thank you. Now go, before they're off without you." She said with a smile.

The girls nodded before running off. Much to their luck they ran into Arthur who was just about to leave to the stables.

"Arthur!" Lea said grabbing his attention.

"Ladies." Arthur said politely. "Why are you up so early?"

"We're coming with you." Jillian stated rather bluntly.

Arthur just frowned disapprovingly.

"Arthur don't ask how but we can see the future and know your pasts," Lea stated not truly lying, hell she wasn't lying at all. They were from the future! And Jillian had seen the movie and the extended DVD she was practically an expert on them "I know we sound crazy, but we really can and you have to let us come with you or else…"

Arthur just looked at them…like they belonged in the loony bin…if he knew what a loony bin was that is. Lea knew this was the timing to tell him something she knew of him, she had read the legend when she was younger and knew she had something on him that would convince him.

"Does Camelot ring a bell?" She questioned hopping he was already thinking about his future work.

"How do you…" Arthur started confused and shocked.

"Do you remember when you first saw Lancelot? You had made a clay image of Pelagius that day, which you wanted to give it to him but he told you to hold on to it." Jillian stated (this time with the perfect timing) She had just convinced him of their right more.

"What sorcery is this." Arthur stated. He looked like he actually was believing them…Well can't blame him, he didn't know that there were books and movies about him…hell he didn't have a fuckin' clue what movies were.

"No sorcery, just knowledge, you could say god send us." Jillian said biting her lip.

Arthur seemed to think on it before nodding. "Fine you have my permission to come with us. But I can not guarantee your safety."

"You don't have to we're big girls, we can take care of ourselves." Lea stated as the feminist in her got full control.

He smiled and motioned them to follow him to the stables.

T.B.C

That sucked right? Well I've been out of it for a pretty long time and I'm attempting to get my grove back if you get my drift… Anyway toodles, I'll be updating again!

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Jojo