Cloud's little Christmas tree adventure
Cloud goes to the store: Christmas Trees Are Us.
"May I help you sir?" said the employee. "Yes, I'd like the biggest tree you have," answered Cloud."I'm sorry for the inconvience, but we're all out of large Christmas trees. Would you like a medium-sized tree?" "Yeah, I'll take whatever good tree you have," said Cloud."Ok. Go get an axe from the shed and go cut a tree down in the medium-sized tree section," said the Employee."Alright. (mumbles under his breath...geeze, how can they be out of big trees when there's all little houses around here?)" Cloud goes to the last medium-sized tree and uses his maximum strength to cut down the tree.The tree rolls down onto the road and causes a car crash."Oh man! That was the last medium-sized tree..." yelled Cloud. Cloud goes to the small tree section."Geeze! All these trees suck! He finds a fairly good tree and attempts to cut it down. I don't think I'm gonna use all my strength on this one" said Cloud. He cuts it down perfectly. "Finally I get a freakin' tree!" says Cloud as he goes to the checkout line. "I'm sorry sir, but we're closed," said the Employee."WHAT! I FINALLY GOT A TREE AND NOW THE STORE IS CLOSED! I NEED THIS TREE FOR MY CHRISTMAS PARTY!" screamed Cloud. "I'm really sorry sir, but we're closed." "I DON'T CARE!" said an outraged Cloud. Being angry as he was, he slammed down 100 gil and left the store.