Yuffie's little tree decoration adventure
"What should I get to decorate the tree? Hmmm...OOOOHH I KNOW! MATERIA!" said Yuffie as she went to the materia store.
Do you have any pretty materia for decorating Christmas Trees?" asked Yuffie."Yes, here's some," replied the Employee."OOOH! How much is it for one of those pretty blue materias?" asked Yuffie."That's 4,567,345,867,654,764,428,983 gil please," said the Employee."WHAT? 4,567,345,867,654,764,428,983 GIL FOR ONE LOUSY PIECE OF MATERIA! YOU'VE GOTTA BE OUTTA YOUR MIND!" screamed Yuffie. "Well, it ain't my fault! Weapon came and attacked our store and we only have 50 pieces of materia left! Not much of a sale, you know? Demand goes up, prices goes up. Demand goes down, prices go down. That's how it is!" said the Employee."No! THIS IS HOW IT IS!" says Yuffie as she punches the Employee and steals the materia. After all of that, she leaves the store.