Cid's plastic cutlery adventure
"Geeze. I gotta go get this cutlery crap" complained Cid as he made his way to the cutlery shop."Welcome to the cutlery shop!" said the Employee."Yeah, whatever. Just get me some freakin' plastic cutlery" replied Cid."I'm sorry, but I will not respond to that type of language," said the Employee."Freakin! Freakin! Freakin! NOW WILL YA RESPOND?" said Cid, threatening the Employee."Security!" screamed the Employee."OH NO YOU AIN'T GONNA CALL NO FREAKIN' SECURITY!" says Cid as he stabs the Employee with his spear and leaves the store with the plastic cutlery.